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- anderzole, on 03/19/2009, -9/+256Why are people raising such a big stink about this?
- morrissey79, on 03/20/2009, -2/+236There is a big difference between the "oops" fart that makes you red in the face, and the "I'm going to apply large amounts of pressure to my sphincter and squeeze one out at mach-3 and then look around for laughs and nods of approval" fart.
- Cheeselover, on 03/19/2009, -6/+210Good work parents, on making this a bigger story than it needs to be. Now, when his children one day search his name on google, they will get to read this story about him farting!
- vsujohn2, on 03/19/2009, -3/+158Damn, how bad of a fart do you have to have to get suspended from school? I mean seriously. I've had some epic farts in classes before and nothing ever happened to me. This kid must have killed a hamster or something
- inactive, on 03/20/2009, -3/+140Should HAVE. You should be forced to remain in school until you understand things as simple as this.
- PrismoFillusion, on 03/20/2009, -2/+139I don't know man. Seems like the school is being anal about the whole situation.
- CoD4, on 03/20/2009, -3/+111This whole situation reeks
- serif69, on 03/20/2009, -6/+103There must be a methane to their madness.
- OMGIAMTHEMAN, on 03/20/2009, -3/+95I think they just need something to pass the time
- KibblesnBitts, on 03/20/2009, -5/+84The suspension was a gastly move by the school
- ElTomacco, on 03/20/2009, -4/+70Fart joke.
- alias747, on 03/19/2009, -5/+70If that's a crime, I'm a blatant and repeated offender.
- jamesgott, on 03/20/2009, -11/+74you were a hall monitor weren't you.
- djnforce9, on 03/20/2009, -5/+67I guess that's what he gets for farting around in class.
- PaulHouse, on 03/20/2009, -0/+59Cafeteria Food, end of story.
- Vaiper, on 03/19/2009, -6/+65Yes, I CAN hear the echo!
- Rain12913, on 03/20/2009, -0/+56Dugg for the image of someone giving a stern nod of approval to a well-executed fart.
- kplo, on 04/01/2009, -4/+59What a gas.
- buddamus, on 03/20/2009, -2/+53They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe, hahaha
THAT FART IS MADE OF PURE WIN - asgardshill, on 03/20/2009, -6/+55Well, its a poot point now.
- Forbiddendonut, on 03/19/2009, -15/+64By now I should of been expelled from school
- Treshnell, on 03/20/2009, -5/+53Don't be an ass: pass on gas.
- TrevorPace, on 03/20/2009, -5/+52Well at least he relieved himself from having to go to school.
- Mootabolife, on 03/20/2009, -4/+49Parents need to grow up and let their children take responsibility. The kid was repeatedly being eruptive in class!
Fixed it for ya - inactive, on 03/20/2009, -1/+44"They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe"...jesus what the ***** does that kid eats to stink this much?!
- edrodgers731, on 03/20/2009, -0/+37It will all come out in the end.
- mhuggins, on 03/20/2009, -4/+39This boy farted in class and it smelled.
- Skalizar, on 03/20/2009, -1/+30Apparently they punished him for ***** and giggles.
- bubbameister33, on 03/19/2009, -2/+29That kid must eat a ***** load of raisin bran.
- GeorgeClayton, on 03/20/2009, -1/+27until you ***** your pants
- awtripp, on 03/20/2009, -1/+26In 4th grade I yawned and the teacher lectured me for 5 minutes when I wouldn't say "excuse me" for "interrupting her".
- jonlucc, on 03/20/2009, -1/+25Recessive actually got the "problems" part correct. "Any" must agree with "problems". If "problem" is singular, then you should change "any" to "a".
- KarlH, on 03/20/2009, -0/+22The canary would have been the first to go.
- aTroll, on 03/20/2009, -1/+23The people making this a big deal are full of nothing but hot air.
- i244, on 03/20/2009, -2/+22*sniff* *sniff*
I smell a lawsuit coming - FrankFutter, on 03/20/2009, -0/+20Whoever said the rhyme did the crime
- FeloniusMonkey, on 03/20/2009, -2/+22If so, then they should hold him for detention, and have someone fart repeatedly in his face until he doesn't find it funny anymore.
- LordVance, on 03/20/2009, -0/+20That's actually not a bad idea John... just copy-paste every paragraph as a reply to some random thread on digg. You'll infuriate people because what you pasted in wont make any ***** sense, so they'll freak out and correct your grammar. "What the ***** does the industrial revolution have to do with Nick Cage's 10:1 ratio of bad movies to good movies?"
(Note: Not saying that's what happened in this thread... I like this thread, I want to buy it dinner.) - Gravey9, on 03/20/2009, -1/+20There's definitely more to this story, I'd put money on this kid being a trouble maker at school.
- Haoie, on 03/19/2009, -3/+21Maybe it's a medical condition?
And what a condition. - pyrelite, on 03/20/2009, -0/+18There is more to the story. I live in Lakeland, and heard about the events firsthand.
First off, He was not suspended from school. He was suspended from riding the bus, which is where the incident happened. The kid was also going to a school called Bill Duncan. It's a last resort school that you get sent to after being expelled from a regular public school. If you want to know the true story of what happened. Here's the link to the actual news article from Lakeland. It's much more detailed.
http://www.theledger.com/article/20090318/NEWS/903 ... - inactive, on 03/20/2009, -0/+18Dugg for the incredible description.
- wishninja, on 03/20/2009, -3/+20I can see where this could be a final straw. Just would hope that there is more behind it, but how long one day or three days a week? *****-offs need to be dealt with at some point.
- sousademiami, on 03/19/2009, -34/+51Seriously? This is news?
Parents need to grow up and let their children take responsibility. The kid was repeatedly being disruptive in class! - dvsbstrd, on 03/20/2009, -1/+18Dugg for "ass ***** the class guinea pig".
- Arkanok, on 03/19/2009, -12/+29What's next, coughing in class due to a cold then getting expelled?
Idiots. - jpleveille, on 03/20/2009, -14/+30THERE really isn't a problem... I don't see any grammar PROBLEM....
- SpoonMSU, on 03/20/2009, -3/+19Whoever smelt it dealt it.
- inactive, on 03/20/2009, -5/+20the boy has plausible deniability, which makes the story retarded and thus only makes the school look bad. disruption or not, its not like he ass ***** the class guinea pig or anything.
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