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- nairanvac, on 10/12/2007, -16/+303Maybe they were gifts she was going to give? No doubt that she loved giving head.
C WUT I DID THAR? Double entendres FTW. - stonebear, on 10/12/2007, -0/+39“Officers responded to a report of a man wanting to kill himself with a hammer...” WTF?
- BadassCheese, on 10/12/2007, -3/+40It is her right to keep as many heads as she wants in those jars.
- nodong, on 10/12/2007, -1/+36Because a stripper with skulls is a lot hotter than a programmer with skulls.
- Gunnaf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33Normally I don't post on the first comment just to be at the top, but I live in the Philly area and this was on the front page yesterday. Just in case you wanted an update, she skipped bail and is on the run from the cops:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14043269/ - Stompp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33the best part has got to be the ads over on the right for "Recipes in a jar"
- nodong, on 10/12/2007, -6/+35Giggity Gig-git-ty!
- dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29Samuel L's next movie: Skulls in a Jar.
- sophiaperennis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29She likes it bad to the bone.
- kent1146, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27"it just me, or are they the ugliest strippers ever?"
That's jsut because you're sober, in your smoke-free office, with the lights on and no loud music playing. You must picture them as if you had beer goggles on. - UtterNoncesense, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Talk about a Hands Off Policy...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25I hope it was my ex-wife
- ersnyder, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22This article made for some interesting Google Ad's on the right....haha.
Recipes in a jar. Gross. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24Keep on hoping
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/07/26/image98340010-0532-40a1-8fa2-c2176d6f9a66.jpg
Hey with a few beers and a long dry spell..meh, why not. - Axol, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Everything is forbidden nowadays
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27Here's a link to photos of some of the girls that work at the same bar:
http://www.hott22.com/hottpics.html (NSFW)
I wonder if one of them is her. >.> - dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23How'd she fit six skulls in a jar?
- lnxaddct, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18texpundit,
it just me, or are they the ugliest strippers ever? - ekso, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23ROTFL!!
The comments here are as good as the article! :D - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19I knew a girl like that once... luckily I escaped the relationship without any visible scars (if by visible you mean wearing a long sleeve, high collar shirt).
- nTensify, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19"Hey with a few beers and a long dry spell..meh, why not."
A few beers approaching infinity.. a dry spell appoaching the length of your lifespan.. and then /only/ if she paid. - synapseattack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15"How'd she fit six skulls in a jar?"
She didnt put 6 skulls in a jar. She had a Human Hand in a jar and 6 skulls in her room. It would help if a correct title was posted. But that would be asking too much. - GrinningFool, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19Sure, if you're 12.
- wadelindsey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16Hahah - I read that as "Those could've been *pennies* in them jars", and I was like what's wrong with that? I have a jar full of pennies.
To be clear, I *do not* have a jar full of penises. - dunezone, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Oh man I bet she was freaky in bed, I hope she was hot too.
- webpoet73, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Remember... always pay the stripper! :)
- TheFoo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14The article says nothing about the skulls being in a jar.
- zephc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12given your assertion, she is either a girl with a wang, or can shove big things in small places. Either way, she's missed her calling as a fetish porn star on the internet.
- marauder34, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11What?? It should HELP an article make the front page!
- DarthTurducken, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Man a lot of weird sh*t happens in Jersey. Haven't any of you seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
- Kericr, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16You guys got it all wrong. This has nothing to do with her giving or recieving head.
Simply put, they were masturabatory toys. She was a skullf*cker. - nTensify, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11"To be clear, I *do not* have a jar full of penises."
We better send in the FBI just to be sure... - krewemaynard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Good catch...I was so distracted by the skulls and the hand that I didn't even notice that. This chick sounds like bad news.
- FolicAcid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Actually, the story says the hand's name was "Freddy" - the name of the medical student that gave it to her isn't listed.
I'm not sure if it's more disturbing that she named the severed limb "Freddy," or that a customer thought that a chopped-off hand in a jar would be an appropriate gift for your favorite stripper. - nTensify, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9"lol ntensity, regrettably i will admit that i've done worse (and i'm sure the majority of guys have); but no one, and I mean NO ONE, will ever know who where or when that happens. All those who have the misfortune of discovering that secret will never live to tell a soul about it."
The idea is /not/ to admit you've done worse.. and to do better... much, much.. much better.
..I've slept with better looking pillows. - nailz420, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Could've been worse. Those could've been penises in them jars...
- sophiaperennis, on 10/12/2007, -7/+16She doesn't like to give head.
- zane411, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9dugg for the wtf factor
- ahhell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8""The Middlesex County medical examiner responded to the scene and determined that the hand and all the skulls were from humans," Brembt said."
Good thing they have a medical examiner....it would have been VERY difficult to determine where that hand and those skulls came from. - Bluejaye, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9"Officers responded to a report of a man wanting to kill himself with a hammer, but instead discovered a hand inside a jar"
It most certainly does say jar. - aplardi, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12Kinda makes you proud to be from Jersey... and by proud, I mean not proud even a little bit.
This is so sick....
BON JOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - shadgenki, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Yeah, if I take out all the interesting parts of news articles, I'm sure none of those would be on digg either!
Nice assertion, jerkstore. - shadgenki, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Jesus, I hope he wasn't going to use the claw-end.
- SteveIsTheDude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Yeah! George's great comeback, "jerkstore" - I laughed out loud when I read that! God, I love digg!!
- Tricky, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10@Tex: I think your NSFW attracted more visitors to the link than the connection to the stripper.
- nTensify, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8I'd hit it...
...in the face with a baseball bat. CREEPY BITCH.
"by ahhell
Wow...i hope she looks better when she gets all "stripped" up for work....cause DAMN."
Agreed, your name is my exact feeling on the matter. - shadgenki, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Freddy Got Fingered?
- all2hectic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6BA DUM CHAAA
- addisonj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7right... monkey skulls... i am trying to decide which is worse, because that just brings up a whole other set of issues here that i am not sure i am comfortable with. even still though you deserve this
/me slaps stevels - PrometheuZ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Photo of the stripper: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0725061hand1.html?link=rssfeed
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