391 Comments
- MikeonTV, on 05/12/2008, -4/+1024I'd hate to hear what he would have done if shipping was late!
- AlexBellisBrown, on 05/12/2008, -3/+562In prison, you need all the friends you can get.
- nizzy1115, on 05/12/2008, -3/+510I wonder what the item sold was.
- Aharoni, on 05/12/2008, -3/+453Soap.
- coollettuce, on 05/12/2008, -3/+350Found it. http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ...
- AZTriGuy, on 05/12/2008, -3/+280GREAT POST!! I'LL DIGG IT AGAIN!! A+A+A+ SUBMITTER!!
- inactive, on 05/12/2008, -7/+200http://xkcd.com/325/
- System6, on 05/12/2008, -2/+156WOW! Hilarious! Check out the other fun stuff he has said! lol
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... - superal1394, on 05/12/2008, -1/+127Instead of office chair package contained bobcat... would not buy again.
- drall.kj, on 05/12/2008, -1/+125Here is the feed back that he left for everyone he bought from.
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... - jemka, on 05/12/2008, -2/+97Ask if you prefer jelly or syrup.
- BTraina, on 05/12/2008, -4/+92prison protection service
- GOVATENT, on 05/12/2008, -1/+85If anyone has a link to the item please share.
- ahoy, on 05/12/2008, -9/+95on a rope
- GodsDragon, on 05/12/2008, -2/+75I looked it up.... It was a Blendtec Blender lol
- redfox2600, on 05/12/2008, -3/+73smoking dope
- TehUberGeeK, on 05/12/2008, -2/+72My favorites from some seller I don't remember.
great seller—believes ANYTHING you tell him—accepts Monopoly money
LOVE the bar of soap—being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2
Dispite the seller's blatant violation of child exploitaion & labor laws—A+++
Seller sent package via JEHOVA'S WITNESS. Jerk Wouldn't leave till I converted!
FYI: When using Cheetos as packing—in the future—I DO prefer the crunchy kind.
the box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'—I'm afraid to open it.
GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX!
The Panties arrived quickly and, as requested, unwashed. I used them to make tea
Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions - YourPal, on 05/12/2008, -2/+78Profile = soberirshman21
Joker = woodtechnologies
He leaves the same comment for everyone apparently - edit - dfsjdkflasjk, on 05/12/2008, -0/+69You're in luck, I found it [via Google Cache]:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ...
#290214993696 - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item ...
"Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds - Live at Radio City ..."
Kind of an odd item to leave such an awesome feedback comment. - Seantacular, on 05/12/2008, -7/+85from a Pope
- Jeffrr, on 05/12/2008, -2/+67If you were a bee, I wouldn't wear my safety suit!
They say that every dog has its day. This dog just had his!! A++++ RECOMMENDED
f I were a mutant, I'd give you three thumbs up! A++++++++
If I were a patch of skin and you were a bee, I'd let you sting me! Excellent-A+
We go together like asparagus and pungent urine! A perfect fit. A++++
If this customer were my child, I'd buy them a Shetland pony! Recommended. A+
If you've got a crack that needs filling, I'll bring the caulk! A+ eBayer!!! - PunkRampant, on 05/12/2008, -2/+62Totally irrelevant... but I just wondered if they ever tried blending one of their own blenders, and whether the fabric of space would rip apart.
- donkeyshow, on 05/12/2008, -2/+60one handcrafted shank.
- RickyHo, on 05/12/2008, -0/+59If I were a mutant, I'd give this buyer THREE THUMBS UP! A+++
- supyonamesjosh, on 05/12/2008, -3/+56A++ they all say.... they looove me on Ebay - Weird Al
- ZeroIce, on 05/12/2008, -1/+51Makes me wonder what he leaves for negative feedback....
- abox, on 05/12/2008, -1/+51Just got finished looking at this guy's other feedback and apparently he leaves lots of feedback like this. My favorite so far (next to the prison one, that is):
"If I were a mutant, I'd give you three thumbs up! A++++++++" - NightVortez, on 05/12/2008, -3/+51This guy is a bloody genius...
"If you were an acorn and I were a squirrel, you would be stuffed in my cheek! A+"
"If you were a bee, I wouldn't wear my safety suit!"
"If I were a mutant, I'd give you three thumbs up! A++++++++"
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... - shufan, on 05/12/2008, -0/+48Some variation is always nice. Get tired of A+++++++++ QUICK SHIPPING!
- paradox4190, on 05/12/2008, -0/+46We go together like asparagus and pungent urine! A perfect fit. A++++
Mar-09-05 16:43 - glennjw77, on 05/12/2008, -0/+43Some other feedback comments this guy has posted:
"If I were a mutant, I'd give this buyer THREE THUMBS UP! A+++"
"This customer can breakdance on my cardboard anytime! A++ Excellent Transaction."
"If this customer were my child, I'd buy them a Shetland pony! Recommended. A++"
"I'll be the spackling on your ceiling and the caulk in your cracks! A++ PRAISE!"
"If you were an acorn and I were a squirrel, I would put you in my mouth! A+++++"
"To Paraphrase Air Supply, "You're Every eBayer in the World to Me." A++++++"
And my personal favorite:
"We go together like asparagus and pungent urine! A perfect fit. A++++"
I like this guy! The prison one is pretty creepy, though, so I don't know. :) - numbnuts, on 05/12/2008, -1/+52these are better - http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ...
ha ha ha
==== - Farmer77, on 05/12/2008, -0/+37I like this one:
"If I were a dog, your leg would be in danger. Perfect Transaction! A++++++"
The prison one is still the best though. - beanland, on 05/12/2008, -1/+38My personal favorite is the little dialog he had with sandosan59 on Nov. 22, 2007: "LUZR SELLER WOULD NOT CAPITULATE"
- sinembarg0, on 05/12/2008, -1/+37Damn edit timed out. He almost always leaves that for positive feedback:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ...
Here's another funny one:
"If we were fighting for the same girl, I'd take sloppy seconds. A+ Ebayer! :)"
Some of the negative feedback is funny too:
"Confucius says; Ebay not like bowling, man with most strikes loses game."
Or when he gets replies:
"Reply by mr_good_buys (Oct-26-04 18:03):
I think that was a complement
Follow-up by woodtechnologies (Jan-11-05 03:43):
Yes it was. Booyakasha!"
"I WILL BRING MY OWN SOAP ON THE ROPE---GREAT TRANSACTION YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY" - amanilaenvelope, on 05/12/2008, -7/+42On a boat.
- fireproofsoul25, on 05/12/2008, -6/+39...Wtf. has Digg gone completely nerdcore with every blubbering idiot who can rhyme as well as a second grader lining up to put in their little piece of lyrical genius? (Headshot! No Scope!)
- L33tmaster, on 05/12/2008, -0/+33If I were to win an Oscar, I would thank this buyer in my speech! A+++++
Fast, reliable and courteous! A trucker's dream if I ever did see one!
You're the cream in my coffee. Thanks for a great transaction!!! A+++
You Bring The Peanut Butter; I'll Bring The Jelly. A Sandwich Is Born. A++++
Excellent! A+++++ If you were a bum, I would you put a dime in your cup.
I hope this customer agrees to be my Valentine. Smooth, Fast & Courteous. A+++
If I were a witch, this sweet customer would adorn my candy house! A+++ GREAT!!
If This Customer Became My Aquatic Pet, I Would Clean Their Tank Daily! A+++++++
If I Were a Farmer, This eBayer Could Have All of My Wheat! Fast & Easy. A++++
This Camper Can Stay in My Forest Anytime! Excellent Transaction. A++++
his Customer Can Stick Their Straw in My Milkshake Anytime! A++++++ Fantastic
This customer can breakdance on my cardboard anytime! A++ Excellent Transaction.
I'd like to revert to my youth and make mud pies with this customer. A+++++
To Quote Air Supply, "Now There's 2 Less Lonely People in the World"--A+++ Buyer
If I ever learn that unicorns exist, I'll share my secret with this seller. A+++
This Transaction Was Better Than Steak-Umms! A Difficult Feat to Achieve. A+++++
May The Impending Millenial Holocaust Spare This Excellent eBayer! A++++++
A Fantabulous Buyer! A Person One Could See Themselves Having a Child With! A+++
If you were bitten by a snake, I'd give you First Aid. A+ Buyer. Ebay's Finest! - funkyjunk3, on 05/12/2008, -1/+33In a moat.
- arjung, on 05/12/2008, -1/+32not always... http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ...
sometimes he says: "If I were the President, you would definitely be in my cabinet. A++++" - PHiZ187, on 05/12/2008, -4/+36Hrm, possibly a product of the "Ebay feedback generator?"
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/feedback - Hoogs, on 05/12/2008, -0/+27"If you were a bee, I wouldn't wear my safety suit!"
This guy cracks me up. - inactive, on 05/12/2008, -1/+26Studying an isotope.
- Phych, on 05/12/2008, -0/+25If you've got a crack that needs filling, I'll bring the caulk! A+ eBayer!!!
Just awesome. - ModernChem, on 05/12/2008, -0/+25he also says "If you were an acorn and I were a squirrel, I would put you in my mouth! A+++++"
- inactive, on 05/12/2008, -0/+23WTF????? lol
If you were an acorn and I were a squirrel, I would put you in my mouth! A+++++ Feb-23-08 08:06 - sinembarg0, on 05/12/2008, -0/+23Sorry to thread jack, but I found it:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... - Jeffler, on 05/12/2008, -1/+22C-C-COMBO BREAKOPE!
- dtr18c, on 05/12/2008, -0/+27These feedback comments have got to beat the prison comment:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... -
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