Strange But True: Bizarre Baby Products (PICS)
divinecaroline.com — Wigs, Tattoos and Baby Cages?
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- stignordas, on 11/10/2007, -0/+7That's just wrong in so many ways!
- MFallopian, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2Even more wrong is the marshmallow scented baby perfume. Hold my hair back, I'm gonna hurl!
- Chompy, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3Hmmm, baby cage eh? Do they make these in toddler?
- waste49, on 11/10/2007, -0/+14I'm so getting those vampire teeth for my sister's kid!
- trystero49, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2Hilarious!
- cunorskbear, on 11/10/2007, -0/+9i would have much less hatred for a crying baby on my plane if they had the 'congratulations' shirt on.
- MTessa, on 11/10/2007, -0/+11WTF? Seriously that's a dog cage. right????
- MFallopian, on 11/10/2007, -1/+5It's BS, but still funny.
- Nougat, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2I remember seeing some 1970s era Sears catalog which featured a baby safety pen -- which was a metal tube cage with mesh on all sides -- which you were supposed to strap into the back seat of the car. So the baby wouldn't get hurt. I'm not kidding.
- stignordas, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1I wonder how many of today's baby products are going to look medieval in another 30 years... I know that lap-babies on airplanes are going to be a thing of the past someday soon.
- stignordas, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1as well as those seats that clip on to tables. dangerous!
- wilhel1812, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1it's not bs, check www.babycages.net
- Nougat, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2I remember seeing some 1970s era Sears catalog which featured a baby safety pen -- which was a metal tube cage with mesh on all sides -- which you were supposed to strap into the back seat of the car. So the baby wouldn't get hurt. I'm not kidding.
- jessicageorge, on 11/10/2007, -0/+6They have a teen cage too.
- stignordas, on 11/10/2007, -0/+5that's kinky.
- floridiot2, on 11/10/2007, -2/+9Women of all ages need their own cage.
- stignordas, on 11/10/2007, -0/+6for the men in their lives
- ChromaVita, on 11/10/2007, -2/+9You don't need a full cage, just bars around the kitchen/laundry room.
- merreborn, on 11/10/2007, -0/+4If you check out babycage.net, they make it pretty blatantly clear that the site is intended as "satire"
http://babycage.net/press4.php
...which makes the title of the this submission inaccurate. "Strange but true" my ass.- ShuttleDisaster, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1amen. people are stupid.
- MFallopian, on 11/10/2007, -1/+5It's BS, but still funny.
- annig, on 11/10/2007, -0/+10baby cages???? you've got to be kidding me. Even if it's a parody, I'm sure someone out there is thinking that's not a half bad idea...
- sashapave, on 11/10/2007, -0/+6I hate to say it, but my baby would love it, well, for at least a couple hours.
- lailalu, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3ok, i thought at first my favorite was the wig. WTF? but upon further thought, the T-Shirt that reads "Congrats, you get to sit by me" with a pic of an airplane takes the cake. I dread traveling in the summer and on holiday's b/c thats when all the screaming babies get their wings.
- acoate, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2The little devil in me would secretly laugh watching a baby do a gerbil suck.
- ritita, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3I wonder if the ass dryer can be re-marketed to depends customers
- DrHilarious, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3It's called a japanese toilet
- trystero49, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3What's so bizarre about an iPod stroller? I'm still waiting for the bluetooth stroller with speakerphone and stereo speakers!
- muchomass, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3just don't ride the whip.
- Member148, on 11/10/2007, -1/+3Baby Tattoo's. I bet it says; "Mother". Seriously funny!!!
- digghandyman, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3Just like people who are crazy about small dogs.
- notsosmart, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3Same cages. Maybe people with birds too.
- taylorkt, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2I heard some crazy person talking about the wigs on TV. They said with out cracking up that they could improve a baby's self esteem if their hair didn't come in right away. Idiot.
- notsosmart, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3Now I know what happened to me. Damn it mom I should have had a wig.
- 1aaaa, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2I hope you meant the pink one.
- notsosmart, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3Now I know what happened to me. Damn it mom I should have had a wig.
- tambird, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2As a non-parent, buying a gift for a new kid used to terrify me. I've moved on, but forever I'd stand gap-jawed in the tiny clothes department trying to figure out what size to buy. Could they make it any harder? So I'm going to stock up on the 'Lil Vampire" pacifiers. Potential bad taste aside, it's damn funny.
- meandnips, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3Love those fangs but get them after you stop breastfeeding!
- hiPpymIck, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2what about immortalizing their bum with a sculpure (made from a plaster cast) in a gold frame
http://baby-bellys.com/_wsn/page4.html
..i remember there was some famous groupie who used to take plaster casts of a particular body part- sashapave, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1there's something seriously wrong about that...
- CrossfireCurt, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2That Whoopee Cushion Costume is downright hilarious.
- mrgreenjeans, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1Look through this whole site, it's hilarious (I think it was on Digg begore): Bulletproof Baby http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/product_page_helmet ...
- sashapave, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2Sometimes it'll take more than a riot helmet to protect my kids from each other...
- acbeck58, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3Whatever happened to the baby leash?
ooohh... not right.- stignordas, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2matching baby collar?
- busby2, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2Where's the Baby Deathtrap?
- tsunami643, on 11/10/2007, -0/+3Janitor from Scrubs? Anyone?
- Protoss, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2Don't worry, I got your back! Look below.
- Protoss, on 11/10/2007, -0/+5"No mom, baby cage and playpen are not the same thing!"
- stignordas, on 11/10/2007, -0/+4Apparently Americans are one of the few countries where we keep our kids in cages (play pens).
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1Me and my wife, well actually my wife, used the baby plus, and it does work. Our child is one of the most mellow kids I have ever seen.
- chuckDontSurf, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1*****. What evidence do you have that it was the BabyPlus that caused your child to be mellow?
- stignordas, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1I wouldn't doubt it works. People have been doing this with music for a long time.
- cumbuster, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1No matter how much I loved the baby cage unfortunately it's satire. :(
http://babycage.net/press2.php - KingBunny, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2I like the "press release" on the BabyCage site titled "A Message to stupid rednecks with no sense of humor".
- BurnedKirby, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1If someone actually developed one of these as a real commercial product, then I don't think they have ever had a baby before...
- silverchrysalis, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1dugg for 'meadow muffin'
- aznrecyclebin, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2dugg for the baby cage
- InSectWar, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2iBaby Stroller
1. Choose a regular product to manufacture
2. Put an iPod dock in it
3. ???????
4. Profit! - JMellissa, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1I LOVE the "Lil Vampire" pacifier! I wish I knew somebody with a baby, I'd get them one.
- aashishsahrawat, on 04/16/2008, -0/+0This is awesome.
http://www.atledo.com/tattoo
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