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Sporks are an Abomination (PIC)

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  • angusware, on 11/06/2009, -12/+385***** you
  • k3rfuffl3, on 11/07/2009, -1/+202That's utensilist
  • MarshalBanana, on 11/07/2009, -2/+169Two of your friends died having something to do with sporks?
  • gankige, on 11/07/2009, -3/+120I would be okay if I only had a spork to eat with for the rest of my life. They're so handy.
  • ProfessorLX, on 11/07/2009, -2/+111the artist is a racist piece of *****, anyone can see the parallels to whites and blacks.

    i mean look, the chick spoon has an afro and is wearing a large moomoo, indicating she is overweight and lazy

    the man fork has a business suit on and looks depressed from his hard life supporting minorities..

    classic white mans struggle right there.


    (is a /s really necessary here folks?)
  • FallingDonkey, on 11/07/2009, -0/+79How else am I going to stab my soup, yet scoop delicious broth?
  • PlasticHotDog, on 11/07/2009, -1/+72Spork lover?
  • BlueLIger13, on 11/07/2009, -2/+58you sure its not a Foon?
  • diggnutty, on 11/07/2009, -2/+55***** you. sporks not only serve a dual function, they are both handy and useful
  • juliusthecat, on 11/07/2009, -1/+50ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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  • angusware, on 11/07/2009, -0/+43That's the one
  • PhoebusAl, on 11/07/2009, -0/+38I wonder how they explain this one.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kNFu5JLV_ac/Se4HaFsObeI/ ...
  • gl77, on 11/07/2009, -0/+37you damn dirty ape.
  • Fungo, on 11/07/2009, -1/+37George Bush doesn't care about Sporks!
  • shortmilton, on 11/07/2009, -1/+32no......FORK you!!!
  • Urigeller, on 11/07/2009, -1/+31http://xkcd.com/419/
  • SPRFRKR, on 11/07/2009, -1/+30"At night, the sporks pick on me" - As read on a packet of Fire taco sauce
  • copypastry, on 11/07/2009, -10/+35GOD HATES SPORKS
  • Djurkinthebox, on 11/07/2009, -1/+25Freak or not, I would gladly pay double for one of these:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/8ace/
  • therealkid, on 11/07/2009, -3/+27This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day.
  • soulonfire928, on 11/07/2009, -0/+22Lies! Sporks are the *****.
  • MtheoryX, on 11/07/2009, -0/+20FOOKIN FOONS!!!
  • UncleHenry, on 11/07/2009, -2/+18Sporks, the hermaphrodites of the utensil world.
  • Berkana, on 11/07/2009, -0/+16Culinary ninjas.
  • inactive, on 11/07/2009, -0/+14The end goal is not to have the best fork or spoon, the goal is to have the best eating utencil.

    Foons are the future.
  • TobiasParker, on 11/07/2009, -0/+14Alright i will buy one and give you a call.
  • ricodued, on 11/07/2009, -2/+16That's racist!
  • Vaiper, on 11/07/2009, -0/+14Are you calling Darwin a liar?!?
  • ricerER, on 11/07/2009, -0/+12Forks can spoon spoon's just as well as spoon's can spoon forks buddy.
  • EricSchC1, on 11/08/2009, -0/+12Rookie.
  • drex8, on 11/07/2009, -5/+16"The spork has prongs far too short to actually effectively pick up peas, or meat; just as the spoon is far too shallow to actually be used for soup or the like.
    By trying to be efficient, adaptable, and multifunctional – it miserably fails at everything."

    Right on.
  • metasense, on 11/07/2009, -0/+11I'll take a spork like this any day.
    http://gizmodo.com/5398855/the-folding-titanium-sp ...
    Looks mighty fine!
  • adrianrussell, on 11/07/2009, -0/+11That is why forks and spoons can't marry in Louisiana.
  • lilwil, on 11/07/2009, -0/+10no, no. utensil genetics are waaaaaay different.
  • tobymikle, on 11/07/2009, -4/+14The ears and the tail are not present in the mother or father. Buried inaccurate.
  • nbrustin, on 11/07/2009, -0/+10The spork is one of the 20th century's greatest inventions.
  • db0255, on 11/08/2009, -0/+9Buried for racism. That baby spork could have been cute, they just decided to make it a nerdy spork.
  • Dodobutt222, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9I bought a titanium spork since i'm in college...so handy!
  • brainintraining, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9thinkgeek.com
  • signspam1, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9Genetic mutation
  • bradleyland, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9Somebody watched "Krull" one too many times as a kid?
  • PhoebusAl, on 11/07/2009, -0/+8Notice the carabiner clip at the end of the handle.
  • Boagrius, on 11/07/2009, -5/+13And you're a waste of a comment slot
  • TheFurnace, on 11/08/2009, -1/+9Down Syndrome
  • drex8, on 11/07/2009, -1/+9You mean like this? http://scoutmaster.typepad.com/photos/uncategorize ...
  • tweaq, on 11/08/2009, -0/+8and still no one has posted:
    http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/05/towards-a-grand- ...
  • dgolding, on 11/07/2009, -0/+8Where do you get a titanium spork? I'd buy one.
  • roessnakhan, on 11/07/2009, -0/+7It looks like a good pairing of the father and mother's genetic traits, what's the problem?
  • jumbalia, on 11/07/2009, -0/+7You're a Foon!
  • IslandSaint, on 11/07/2009, -1/+8I would have made the man the spoon and the woman the fork. Just saying.
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