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- lukas88, on 11/11/2009, -1/+156Ok, so I just made that up, but you believed me for a second.
- lisaawesome, on 11/11/2009, -2/+135Usually just swallowing clears that issue up.
- snowplow527, on 11/11/2009, -4/+131Haha, I have no idea what is supposed to be funny here!
Possibilities:
1. Over my head
2. Unfunny
3. I've never heard of Lanny as a name ever and it's distracting me - lukas88, on 11/11/2009, -4/+76It comes from the southern colloquial expression "take that toilet tissue out of your mouth and the marmalade will taste better."
- LimboTheLaw, on 11/11/2009, -3/+71Lisa you're awesome!
- fbass2000, on 11/10/2009, -12/+79this is outragous!! how then women clean their mouth after blowjob?
- 13373h4X0r, on 11/11/2009, -0/+53The sign would have been less ambiguous with two added commas:
"Please do not put anything in this toilet, other than toilet tissue, that has not been in your mouth first."
So, poo, pee, and toilet tissue are OK, but not tampons, syringes, motor oil, baby alligators, dynamite, yellow-cake uranium, etc. - elanthedon, on 11/10/2009, -3/+46You make absolutely no sense
- MadHarvey, on 11/11/2009, -0/+42Hahaha. You put poo in your mouth.
- verto351, on 11/11/2009, -0/+41For those who don't get it, it means besides toilet paper the only thing that should go in there is stuff that has been in your mouth (ala food you swallowed and are now crapping out).
- tymufc, on 11/11/2009, -0/+41"I've never heard of Lanny as a name ever and it's distracting me"
for whatever reason this made me laugh really hard. Thank you sir. - kete00, on 11/10/2009, -1/+34Thanks Lanny!!!
- Rain12913, on 11/11/2009, -0/+27I'm not gonna lie, I had no idea what the hell was going on until I read this comment.
- nerdherder, on 11/11/2009, -1/+19That's why i dugg him up.
- Rodalli, on 11/11/2009, -1/+17I've been in love with lisaawesome for a long time, and this is just more evidence to substantiate my silent adoration.
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I hope my girlfriend doesn't read Digg. - LihkinG, on 11/11/2009, -0/+15I'll try my best, Lanny.
- Raids, on 11/11/2009, -0/+13Silly Lanny and his crazy rules.
- Rudymoman, on 11/10/2009, -0/+10Alright, they got me!
- Scr4tchFury, on 11/11/2009, -0/+10Swallow?
- snafflepaffle, on 11/11/2009, -0/+10OR how about the old expression "Toilet paper should be in your mouth, not in a poor man's hand."
- firesights, on 11/11/2009, -1/+11Hehehehehehehe.
Duty. - valleyman86, on 11/11/2009, -0/+10Lanny Barby
- RANDOM667, on 11/11/2009, -0/+9Or throwing up.
- Truedirt, on 11/10/2009, -12/+21Come on guys, if you want us talking, give us at least a good fake story line, one that is believable.
- lfroker, on 11/11/2009, -0/+7WIN
- staffa, on 11/11/2009, -0/+7They are trying to say to not put anything in toilet other then tissue, ***** or piss. ***** and piss of course at one point likely passed through your mouth.
They are trying to be clever, they failed because of the confusion. - forgeflow, on 11/11/2009, -3/+9A couple of commas would have cleared that all up. "Please do not put anything in this toilet, other than toilet tissue, that has not been in your mouth first!"
Basically just saying, if it's not ***** or piss, it doesn't belong in the toilet, other than toilet paper. - sgxyay, on 11/11/2009, -0/+6You're welcome.
-Lanny - nine56, on 11/11/2009, -0/+54. ???
5. Profit! - thorb, on 11/11/2009, -0/+5Now I don't know what to do.
- jimboredford, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4Anybody who's ever been the recipient of a proper blowjob would know that even when swallowed there is sure to be fair amount of saliva and ball/dick sweat on the exterior of her mouth. (the ball/dick sweat is typically dry prior to blowjob but becomes mixed with saliva once blowing commences)
- palehorse864, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4The anti-spitwad organization is hard at work it seems.
- replaysMike, on 11/11/2009, -1/+5Dugg for WTF it doesn't make any sense!
- thephosphorbox, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4Off topic.. can someone explain to me that "Suzy Cocktail" video they always have stuck in there? I was in NYC a week or so back and I saw a frigging BILLBOARD for this Suzy Cocktail person so I'm assuming someone must know who or what she is. But I can't figure it out by watching that video.. I got through maybe a minute or two and threw my hands up.
- moredown, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4I'm baffled
- 11oops, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4This is why punctuation is important.
Please do not put anything in this toilet, other than toilet tissue, that has not been in your mouth first.
Thanks, Lanny - HotLeper, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4It's time to promote Lanny. Management needs hims.
- Thistlejack, on 11/11/2009, -0/+4Dangling Participles dangle.
- HotLeper, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3Or it?
- chumprock, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3What about Leaping Lanny Poffo, brother to Macho Man Randy Savage?
- batonrye, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3I did, how sad.
- shertzerj, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3http://www.theonion.com/content/news/idiom_shortag ...
I see you were affected too... - Snoogs, on 11/11/2009, -0/+3That means you're pushing too hard.
- IVIrMP3, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2Don't forget to floss
- OrangeRevel, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2That's all that she can really ask.
- somedudemanguy, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2In your mouth means pee and poop. If it's not pee or poop or toilet paper, don't put it in there.
- Snoogs, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2or vomit.
- jaaames, on 11/11/2009, -2/+4Front page? Seriously?
- marcduke, on 11/11/2009, -1/+3No really...thank YOU, Lanny.
- GeorgeWKush, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I Joe !!!
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