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- swrostmore, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31im going to use these in the next digg political thread *****!
- godd4242, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17dickmcbeef
I'm going to cry myself to sleep now, because you exist. - relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -0/+17The text field isn't a translator, you just press the button and it generates them out of the air.
- canewediggit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Hear this, thou whose name is but dung, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!
- tbilltthemonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Here is my favorite:
"I pray thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, thou Mesopotomian harlot!" - rstarr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Listen, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
That is my favorite by far. - serend, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Woe unto thee, O thou offspring of a squashed cockroach, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
- soccernamlak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6For all those late for their taxes, might I suggest:
Behold, thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O thou incompetent tax-collector! - caboose1123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5In case you haven't already, view the page source to look at all of the insults at once.
- robharper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5O that thou wouldest be taunted by the king's concubines, O ye sulphurous nonentity!
- godd4242, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5swing and a miss
- alecpriester, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6In case anyone can't tell, these aren't real quotes.
- Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8For your hatred of political threads on Digg, I hope you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou whose name is but dung!
(Although I'm pretty sure that isn't very Biblical... at least not New Testament-ical) - VaporBro, on 10/26/2007, -0/+4dickmcbeef: Please ask yourself...WWJToYUN?
What would Jesus Think of Your User Name? - draebor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4meh... good concept, poor execution. I got three repeated sentence fragments in about 5 clicks.
- icexe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I don't think this one is in there, but it's one of my favorites:
"May the flies from a thousand camels forever infest thine armpits." - Supaman223, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4May you crash the king's best-loved chariot, O thou breaker of the commandments!
- ostracize, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2My friends and I figured this one out.
If Solomon wanted to have sex with all thousand wives on the same day, assuming a 12 hour waking day, that works out to:
1000/12/60 = 1.38888888888888888889
ie. He would have sex with one wife once every ~35 seconds?
That guy must have been a machine!
(Christian nerds are weird.) - InfinitySnatch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Thou shalt have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, thou armpit of Satan!
Holy *****, is that a good thing? It means I'll get laid by a different girl each night, right? - z00k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hell he didn't even get to swing... The players just left the stadium before he even reached the plate =/
- crestfall, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1armpit of Satan?
- papavb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3@u8myfood, what part of "generator" don't you get
- sharadtriyama, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Take heed, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
- Rammsteined, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"O thou armpit of Satan"
Nice! But Red Dwarf has better:
"You disgusting, rotten, fetid piece of congealed monkey vomit!"
Either way I figure that nobody's going to have a clue what the hell you're saying and give you one of those blank looks. - darkblast93, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Thou shalt be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath, O thou discourager of the brethren!
nice. - ElbridgeGerry, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I'd love to see a Shakespeare one. That guy had a wit.
- brucerchapman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3"May you have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!"
Thats gold!
(apologies to my mother in law) - fetusburgers, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Woe unto thee, O thou love-crazed Gittite, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
hahaha - Jarasmen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Old Testament rocks my socks. People kill, get killed and ***** more often than in a combination of 300 and a porno flick. Can't wait for Bible: The Movie.
- FatalTragedy316, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0May you be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O ye babbling Assyrian!
- swimmerking111, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0steaming dung-heaps and hyperactive lion dens sound quite exciting to a love-crazed Gittite like me
- ianmccoy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0O that thou wouldest be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, O thou who art a byword for idiocy!
ahhhh. my life will never be the same again. - payrolldude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." - Well, not quite biblical, but apropos.
- DoscoJones, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0"I hope you will be taunted by the king's concubines, thou creature of the pit!"
Works for me. - Shaman760, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0@Dick McBeef
Christianity attacks everyone and everything else.....what's wrong with a little fun?
Besides that's old testament stuff....predates "Turn the other cheek" as spoken by McJeebus - eleventybillion, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Hear this, O thou of little faith, for you will see your pomegranates wither!
Dugg down for confusing 'thou' and 'ye' as terms for addressing 'you'.
English is broken. - minitrue1984, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1As someone who might be thought of as an Atheist - one who doesn't belive in Gods - I , nevertheless, find this post incredibly insulting and, on your part, ignorant. Despite what you may think, Christians are generally decent people and have sound reasons for thier beliefs (and they generally hold very good beliefs). You mock Christians - you think they are soooooo stupid - and this courts political defeat. Hey...despite what you may think, Christians are Intelligent and Dedicated - and they vote.
Show respect for Christians - and find Brotherhood with them. Then you may argue with them as fellows.
Argue - don't fight or slander.
Agreed? - relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -2/+1"Woe unto thee, thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!"
lol, old testament - xili, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0None of these "curses" are in the Bible.
- Invadersk00dge, on 10/12/2007, -8/+0@dick
Why don't you 1) Get a better username and 2) calm down there, chief. It's just all in good fun. - u8myfoood, on 10/12/2007, -17/+1translation for "***** you" is "Harken, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!"
thus showing that this generator doesn't have a large vocabulary...
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