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She Will Definitely Be Cummingtonite

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  • roguenkatz, on 06/20/2009, -2/+255It was discovered by geologist Mike Hunt.
  • bossm4n, on 06/21/2009, -2/+210In order to create the mineral cummingtonite, extreme pressure must be applied to clitorite.
  • PaulTron3000v5, on 06/21/2009, -1/+130Cleavage 56 and 124° - good; {110} perfect.
    idk what that means, but it has to do with cleavage.
  • inactive, on 06/21/2009, -1/+118That doesn't stop me from getting my rocks off.
  • dthmnky05, on 06/20/2009, -2/+117Geologists get all the good jokes.
  • TheInimitable, on 06/21/2009, -0/+102Luster? I hardly even know 'er!
  • vjgx, on 06/21/2009, -0/+72http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickite
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermidine
  • rileyhallwood, on 06/21/2009, -2/+67he was consultion with mike litoris aswell.
  • jfield1, on 06/21/2009, -1/+49Cleavage is actually a real geologic term.
  • daftbrain, on 06/21/2009, -0/+47My sediments exactly.
  • edwartica, on 06/21/2009, -0/+46Yeah, how much do you want to bet that Wikipedia is going to have to lock this page down?
  • Rebulator, on 06/21/2009, -1/+38Probably the most told geology joke around those in the field.

    Cummingtonite joke + Alcohol = Geologist
  • iVisionX01, on 06/21/2009, -1/+33Don't forget about Mike Hawk!
  • leetninja, on 06/20/2009, -5/+34giggidy.
  • Rodik, on 06/21/2009, -0/+28You can say that again!
  • dman24752, on 06/21/2009, -0/+27So this duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks him, "How are you going to pay for this?" The duck replies, "Put it on my bill."
  • DrunkenSavior, on 06/21/2009, -3/+24I suspect that Analcite will be involved.
  • haselwimmer, on 06/21/2009, -0/+18Gneiss responses
  • kennistond, on 06/21/2009, -1/+19"What's your weakness, Superman?"

    "Cummingtonite"

    "....?"

    "I cannot get anywhere near Cummingtonite or I will lose my erec....errr....power. "
  • DrunkenSavior, on 06/21/2009, -0/+17It's the angle by which the the rock breaks along a plane.
  • ToastedFart, on 06/21/2009, -6/+22Cleavage is actually a real geologic term.
  • trizzleatl, on 06/21/2009, -4/+20There's a suburb of Atlanta here called Cumming. Yep, spelled that way, too. To top it off, Siemens has a corporate building located there.

    Let the jokes begin.
  • ThePerkins, on 06/21/2009, -0/+15I know a very poor archaeologist. His career lies in ruins.
  • DouglasQ, on 06/21/2009, -0/+15Anyone else see this on QI?

    Stephen Fry: "Who or what is 'cummingtonite'?"
    Alan Davies: "I don't know Stephen. The night is young."
  • Tarkaan, on 06/21/2009, -0/+15Geology rocks.
  • HiKevinRose, on 06/21/2009, -4/+17The way you chiseled that pun into your sentence cracked me up. You really polished it off. Hammered it right in there, you might say. Rockin' job, man.
  • consonance, on 06/21/2009, -1/+13Geologists get to be stoners.
  • jmdsdf, on 06/21/2009, -0/+12Yep, neither can be right. It must be Geologist + Alcohol = Cummingtonite joke.
  • copypastry, on 06/21/2009, -0/+12lol u said poop
  • calbff, on 06/21/2009, -0/+12Yes, we geologists make the bed rock. Gneiss chert, it shows your cleavage.
  • JeffDUpp, on 06/21/2009, -1/+12These puns rock
  • ByteGuerilla, on 06/21/2009, -0/+11That can't be right, it would make

    Geologist - Alcohol = Cummingtonite joke
  • Rodik, on 06/21/2009, -9/+20YES, REALLY, NOW GTFO
  • wkrausmann, on 06/21/2009, -0/+11But geologists are always taken for granite.
  • daftbrain, on 06/21/2009, -0/+10No. They rock.
  • simonwright, on 06/21/2009, -0/+10Yes, especially the ones from Cummington, Massachusetts.
  • raswan77, on 06/21/2009, -0/+9Dugg for the OH-OH...
  • farTart, on 06/21/2009, -0/+9Whoosh...
  • Tarkaan, on 06/21/2009, -0/+8And Mike Oxard.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 06/21/2009, -5/+13If you know what I mean.
  • ShelleighOo, on 06/21/2009, -0/+8subduction leads to orogeny
  • Azuroth, on 06/21/2009, -1/+8These puns are pretty schisty.
  • JeffDUpp, on 06/21/2009, -2/+9You're more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington, amirite?
  • inactive, on 06/21/2009, -3/+10WELL CONGRATULATIONS
  • h-y-p-h-e-n, on 06/21/2009, -0/+7ummmm....putrid cadaver .
    i think ur missing the point of the post.

    unless you recently watched or are a fan of "Deadgirl"
    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0896534/
  • phantasmagorica, on 06/21/2009, -0/+6Yeah, the chances of 2 separate people actually thinking of the same obvious pun isn't a possibility.
  • mHtt, on 06/21/2009, -0/+5For those interested, its cleavage is good in two directions at 56 and 124 degree angles. Its hardness is 5-6
  • Bananaboy8000, on 06/21/2009, -0/+4You must be special olympics coach.
  • Rodik, on 06/21/2009, -1/+5Thanks Ollie!
  • heyimfromreddit, on 06/21/2009, -0/+4I said "cheap laugh". But yes, in the future I'll ask you and your superior sense of humour if something is funny before I laugh. I'd hate for the internet to think I was a 12 year old virgin.
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