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- PrairieDoggin, on 12/20/2008, -2/+82http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/new_shark_suicide
- AmyVernon, on 12/19/2008, -4/+83That's really sad for the shark, but can you imagine if anyone had been in the pool at that time? They would have had to use major chlorination to make it sanitary again after they all peed their pants.
- OutpostNetwork, on 12/19/2008, -4/+57Free Willy!
- devin_mm, on 12/20/2008, -15/+59In soviet Russia shark jumps you.
- cognizantkid, on 12/20/2008, -5/+49It died because it ***** jumped out of it's aquarium.
- blinker265, on 12/20/2008, -2/+34try reading the article before posting stupid comments
- snoudude, on 12/20/2008, -4/+32I've heard of jumping the shark before but this better because the shark did the jumping!
- suburbancow, on 12/20/2008, -0/+22Shark was probably dreaming of this day for years... Too bad it didn't know about chlorination...
- UpperUpsilon, on 12/20/2008, -0/+19...And promptly died.
- Nerotique, on 12/20/2008, -3/+21Everybody pees their pants... it's the coolest!
- inactive, on 12/20/2008, -1/+17Reminds me of this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBwqbqZ3L60
The relevant part starts at 1:15, but you need to watch some before that to get the context. - ThePastafarian, on 12/20/2008, -3/+19WAAAAAH, when the sharks get lasers and enslave humanity do you think they will be saying that about us?
- m0tbaillie, on 12/20/2008, -1/+16I would have dropped a deuce in my pants right then and there, Caddyshack style!
- dupeduperson, on 12/20/2008, -2/+17So, did the aquarium jump the shark?
- Chairboy, on 12/20/2008, -6/+20The chlorine killed it, so, eh, it died because people pee in swimming pools I guess. I suppose that's entertainment for some...
- daschupa, on 12/20/2008, -1/+15Weekly World News has a better pic than crappy TMZ.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2z5vfgp.jpg - oboshoe, on 12/20/2008, -0/+13It was hard enough the first time. Please don't remind me.
- Newbyneon, on 12/20/2008, -1/+13I hope it hurt every single person it could possibly hurt....*reads article*....oh wait
- f54280, on 12/20/2008, -0/+12WTF is that huge watermark in the middle of the picture ? I can't even see what the picture is supposed to represent... Ughhh... Window closed. What a moronic site...
- Braxford, on 12/20/2008, -1/+12Anyone else think of Happy Feet, and the fact that animals might not want to be in captivity? It probably was commiting suicide after years of coping with fat white tourists.
- Buavesy, on 12/20/2008, -0/+10Dude, the shark has been there for 10 years. How's that dieing for people entertainment? Had it died with the first year, than yes; but this was just an unfortunate mishap.
- INTERNETMASTER, on 12/20/2008, -0/+9quote from that shark after hitting the slide: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
- inactive, on 12/20/2008, -5/+14
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- slippeh, on 12/20/2008, -3/+11*Knock Knock*
Hmm I wonder who's there?
*Opens door*
Oh, it's RTFM's brother.. RTFA. - MeltingIce, on 12/20/2008, -1/+9I've been on that slide, and I wondered if the sharks could get out of their pool. Now I know.
- thcobbs, on 12/20/2008, -0/+8You got your wish....
- ryan83189, on 12/20/2008, -0/+7You underestimate the number of people who pee in the pool under normal condidtions, you just gotta look for the content face and slow wade, it's a dead giveaway.
- raydeen, on 12/20/2008, -0/+7http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_the_shark
- eastcoast1978, on 12/20/2008, -0/+7That would have been crazy to see in person
- rootsm3, on 12/20/2008, -0/+7This is why we can't have nice things.
- CaptOblivious, on 12/20/2008, -1/+8run? ruin?
- TSK05, on 12/20/2008, -0/+6I bet if you had read the article, you'd know that the water park was closed.
- jimmyisprollyth, on 12/20/2008, -0/+6badass
- oboshoe, on 12/20/2008, -4/+10This is not funny!
My best friend died exactly the same way. - antonio97b, on 12/20/2008, -0/+5The man speaks from exprience.
- s0nicfreak, on 12/20/2008, -0/+5Or maybe the park has security cameras and TMZ happened to purchase the pictures from them?
- DaftMonk, on 12/20/2008, -0/+5Poor miss lady fish.
- sajorojas, on 12/20/2008, -0/+4could have meant either really
- proliance, on 12/20/2008, -0/+4I think we're going to need a bigger wall.
- Natnie, on 12/20/2008, -0/+4That meme has... jumped... ugh, I can't even say it.
- BoneStamp, on 12/20/2008, -2/+6Wow, I was on that slide a few weeks ago.
- GMofOLC, on 12/20/2008, -0/+3When did TMZ start covering stuff like this?
- captainchris, on 12/20/2008, -0/+3immune to cancer, but diluted chlorine killed it. *****.
- inactive, on 12/20/2008, -1/+4That shark saw "Finding Nemo".
- popltree2, on 12/20/2008, -0/+3Their...evolving.
- m3mn0n, on 12/20/2008, -0/+3Sharks or STFU
- YesImRight, on 12/20/2008, -0/+3Imagine... You are on your merry way down a water slide, enjoying the ride thinking you are going kinda fast. Then you feel a splash and turn your head to look behind you... You see... A SHARK, head first, speeding on its F***** way right towards you in this one way street! And it is gaining speed!
...and what is waiting at the end of the slide? A sharks natural habitat... Where it is the king of predators.
Sleep well... - inactive, on 12/20/2008, -0/+3I think he was just talking about the pool being there for people's entertainment.
And yeah, people need entertainment, and sharks just need fish to chomp on.
I'm jealous -
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