Scare a little girl. Show her what she's really playing with
mattkirkland.com — I've always been curious about stuffed animals. So: armed with my childish curiousity and the spurious excuse of 'product design research,' I set out to discover what, exactly, these creatures are hiding.
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- psa21, on 04/18/2008, -24/+98oo oo now lets try real animals!
- linuxpenguin, on 04/18/2008, -8/+3One Care Bear burger comin' right up!
- sampanc, on 04/18/2008, -1/+8The Seal Hunt just started on the East Coast up here in Canada.
- ZenMojo, on 04/18/2008, -5/+3Hm, you know what's missing from this? A soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZJYQXQsm8 - danimals, on 04/19/2008, -2/+1'Vivisection' anyone?
- balibones, on 04/18/2008, -21/+12That's kinda disturbing. You should have chose an "after" picture though.
- davidrools, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4Kinda disturbing that some guy has so many of these moving toys. Or that he went and destroyed all his or his kids' toys.
- itbescott, on 04/18/2008, -2/+5Yeah the one of Pooh with the Tigger puppet looks like a dildo bot w/o the skin.
http://www.mattkirkland.com.nyud.net:8080/i/ursum/ ...
- joshhero123, on 04/18/2008, -14/+6That cow is awesome!
- jeremyduffy, on 04/18/2008, -18/+35Is it just me or were some of those scarier BEFORE having everything removed?
- bgrah449, on 04/18/2008, -2/+35What are you, a little girl?
- Nundahl, on 04/18/2008, -6/+14I can believable.
- shervin123, on 04/18/2008, -6/+8Liddle girl Liddle girl
- imran7, on 04/19/2008, -0/+6only for a speakers
- Justice101, on 04/19/2008, -0/+5damn you Dell customer service rep : )
- MxM111, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1And what if he is? :)
- Nundahl, on 04/18/2008, -6/+14I can believable.
- MyDiggIsBig, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1that rabbit looked like it was on crack.
- bgrah449, on 04/18/2008, -2/+35What are you, a little girl?
- stonebone4, on 04/18/2008, -18/+15Imagine giving all of the "naked" ones to a kid for Christmas. It's like the kid with the 360 box full of clothes times 1000.
- Incomp3tnt, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2Dugg just for the refence to said video.
If you don't know what he's referring to, it's this: http://www.noob.us/entertainment/mom-ruins-christm ...- SLP1111, on 04/20/2008, -0/+1Wow that was ***** horrible. What reaction did they expect to get out of that little kid? I hope that the actually have the 360 somewhere else and were planning to give it to him later.
- Incomp3tnt, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2Dugg just for the refence to said video.
- dngbauer, on 04/18/2008, -16/+10creepy creepy creepy. I may never buy anything that is not completely inanimate ever again.
- ru1dt, on 04/18/2008, -0/+7there goes your Saturday night
- prabjot, on 04/18/2008, -16/+12If you scrape the skin and muscles from your body, you will look one of those...
- Enasni1212, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6So my biology teacher was wrong all along? I knew it!
- wutimatang, on 04/19/2008, -0/+4I knew I was a ***** robot!
- leodavinci, on 04/18/2008, -14/+7Some of those scared the ***** out of me.
- thtroyer, on 04/18/2008, -1/+4No they didn't.
- paintpro, on 04/18/2008, -19/+14I want to see them move. I'm sure that would make it even creepier.
- notque, on 04/18/2008, -18/+11A toy made by a girl just like her that is starving with a gun pointed at her to not allow her to leave?
- 2oonhed, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2If she would only learn karate then she could karate chop the guy holding the gun & then run outside into the muddy, litter strewn street of her village and hide underneath a piece of corrugated tin roofing down in a sewage filled ditch until the factory henchmen tire of looking for her......then she would be free make a living like us Americans do at McDonald's........or Google............no, wait..............
- xlneoMAXlx, on 04/18/2008, -17/+1139 Diggs and down.
- 8ballblack, on 04/18/2008, -19/+9Wow after 36 views...the link is dead...MIRROR PLEASE!
- OkydOky, on 04/18/2008, -3/+22views != diggs
- sERIALeATER, on 04/18/2008, -1/+7Where's the view count?
- lineweight, on 04/18/2008, -13/+6You COULD just let your kid play with a brick of lead from China....i suppose.
...somebody's server must have caught fire, because i can't load the page.- crump199, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Sure they're creepy, but they won't actually kill anybody.
Why do you comment on something if you haven't seen the page yet?- s0nicfreak, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Except maybe the one with the lead weights in it's legs...
- crump199, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Sure they're creepy, but they won't actually kill anybody.
- kenjura, on 04/18/2008, -21/+15Down with 37 diggs.
I nominate this story for the all-time ***** server award.- dazparkour, on 04/18/2008, -4/+8Seen worse.
- d03boy, on 04/18/2008, -4/+5Diggs aren't synonymous with views
- Cwo655321, on 04/18/2008, -2/+3will you never learn?
- kenjura, on 04/18/2008, -2/+5Yeah, there's no such thing as correlation.
- DpNo1, on 04/18/2008, -17/+11"500 Server Error" already?!?!?
i suggest the owner of the site switches host... - str1fe, on 04/18/2008, -21/+14Down at 43 diggs, good job team!
EDIT: Eh, it worked on my third try, so bury me. Get a mirror anyway, just in case?- WNW3, on 04/18/2008, -4/+22Still down at 49...who dugg an image you cannot see?
- daveyeti, on 04/18/2008, -21/+31Boys play with Care Bears, too.
I'm just sayin'- drachemorder, on 04/18/2008, -3/+26Yes --- generally as target practice for BB guns or firecrackers.
- JayExToo, on 04/19/2008, -1/+1maybe your boys!
- Jovensdesciple, on 04/18/2008, -12/+5Sweet headline. I was dissapointed the article was about care bears though.
- scurvydog00, on 04/18/2008, -14/+746 diggs and ***** up...........mirror ?
- dazparkour, on 04/18/2008, -8/+2It's been back up a while.
- twiztidsinz, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6Nope.... Page Load Error
- dazparkour, on 04/18/2008, -8/+2It's been back up a while.
- hazard99, on 04/18/2008, -18/+13I highly doubt that a plastic box would scare a little girl. The defaced cow in the other hand....
- jbenson2, on 04/18/2008, -13/+6Buried - site made popular 4 minutes ago and it is already down
- iamh2, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5welcome to digg
- slicky803, on 04/18/2008, -24/+18I read this as "Score a little girl. Show her what she's really playing with", and immediately clicked on the link. Does that make me a bad person?
- Caukin, on 04/18/2008, -0/+20yeah, pretty much.
- mfratz, on 04/18/2008, -0/+10no it makes you illiterate....oh and also a bad person.
- Clumber, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5Time to have a seat... right over there....
- PwncakesFTW, on 04/18/2008, -18/+13Peepers is stoned!
- XenoSNK, on 04/18/2008, -19/+7This comment has nothing to do with the server being down.
Oh shi- - mytibt, on 04/18/2008, -14/+4The carebear itself is enough to scare the crap out of me
- Persian5Life, on 04/18/2008, -17/+93wow these comments really suck.
- Swallowell, on 04/18/2008, -1/+10...someone always has to state the obvious.
- Clumber, on 04/18/2008, -2/+8and at the same time, proving the obvious! Brilliant!
- skyroket, on 04/19/2008, -0/+5...someone always has to state the obvious that someone always has to state the obvious.
- j3ffr0, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1Thank you, Captain Obvious!
- GhostyBoy, on 04/18/2008, -12/+3PLEASE DON'T BURY THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Swallowell, on 04/18/2008, -1/+10...someone always has to state the obvious.
- McGuinness, on 04/18/2008, -5/+183Not sure if they work, they're blocked by my employer, but:
http://www.mattkirkland.com.nyud.net:8080/ursum.ht ...
http://www.mattkirkland.com.nyud.net:8090/ursum.ht ...
www.duggmirror.com- WhatInThe42o, on 04/18/2008, -1/+14Those worked. Thanks!
- Jade10145, on 04/18/2008, -2/+6Holy ***** some of those look like they come from my nightmares. I can definitely see those stuffed animal skeletons walking across my bed room floor at night, creeping along.
- jennabunnykins, on 04/18/2008, -9/+3I see a definite improvement in the teletubby
- fhernand, on 04/18/2008, -4/+136even creepier ist that cameltoe in the thumbnail..
- Demener, on 04/18/2008, -6/+0I wow... sad but true.
- bgrah449, on 04/18/2008, -3/+20English, *****, do you speak it?
- Acglaphotis, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1what?
- Millsee, on 04/20/2008, -0/+1Pulp Fiction, *****, have you watched it?
- bgrah449, on 04/18/2008, -3/+20English, *****, do you speak it?
- Odindon, on 04/18/2008, -2/+0heh funny
- CoronaVegas, on 04/18/2008, -4/+1Cheer Bear is a girl. (Thanks for not giving me a son, sperm)
- tikidrummer928, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2until you said something i didn't notice it. gave me a good laugh.
- uilhao, on 04/19/2008, -0/+6you sick bastard
- Demener, on 04/18/2008, -6/+0I wow... sad but true.
- bobbybebob, on 04/18/2008, -14/+6Mirror. image 1: http://uploadingit.com/view/541958_70kq1 image 2: http://uploadingit.com/view/541957_koah4 image 3: http://uploadingit.com/view/541956_qp95i image 4: http://uploadingit.com/view/541959_0hcz8 image 5: http://uploadingit.com/view/541960_62hf4 image 6: http://uploadingit.com/view/541961_ism3k
- chanop, on 04/18/2008, -1/+17WTF? That's not a mirror, it's your stuffed animal collection
- bobbybebob, on 04/18/2008, -6/+3Don't be a idot. Those are the images on the page. have a look for your self (screen shot of my browser) http://uploadingit.com/view/full/541965_s4cq3
- chanop, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5WTF? That's a screen shot of you looking at scared little girls
- Chompy, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4Irony, thy name is bobbybebob.
- frasermoo, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1A+ for effort.
D- for execution
- bobbybebob, on 04/18/2008, -6/+3Don't be a idot. Those are the images on the page. have a look for your self (screen shot of my browser) http://uploadingit.com/view/full/541965_s4cq3
- chanop, on 04/18/2008, -1/+17WTF? That's not a mirror, it's your stuffed animal collection
- 8ballblack, on 04/18/2008, -10/+3Cheap server....Mirror it.
- WhatInThe42o, on 04/18/2008, -2/+8Yes, Master! Let me get right on that!
Oh, wait, it's already been mirrored several times above you. So, not only are you a demanding jackass, but you're an unobservant demanding jackass.
- WhatInThe42o, on 04/18/2008, -2/+8Yes, Master! Let me get right on that!
- bobbybebob, on 04/18/2008, -6/+1inside of some http://uploadingit.com/view/541962_ca7zx http://uploadingit.com/view/541963_28mjr
- linuxpenguin, on 04/18/2008, -3/+9The mirror from McGuinness works
http://www.mattkirkland.com.nyud.net:8080/ursum.ht ...- unionaire, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5not any more
- DiggzDE, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Works for me.
- tyleristheshyt, on 04/18/2008, -12/+60I always knew that there was something in those that was hurting my dick....
xD- midbc, on 04/18/2008, -11/+1you are a funny funny weirdo
- cardshark69, on 04/19/2008, -0/+4back to jail for you tyler
- tyleristheshyt, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2I knew it would come eventually...
- Commodore69, on 04/18/2008, -6/+3As you can see from whoever wrote this, nerds should never do acid
- kindrobot, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2Or always.
- myststrngr, on 04/18/2008, -2/+23That cow is the stuff nightmares are made of.
- virtualball, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2That and the kitten-stump with random mounds of fur glued to its face...
- dampeal, on 04/18/2008, -6/+2mirrors work fine for me... anyway, yeah I've seen this stuff before, it's not exactly shocking... being a parent I've taken apart many of them to fix them if possible, so this is nothing new nor is it shocking, but dugg for the coolness of it
- linuxpenguin, on 04/18/2008, -2/+2The pics under Barney made me laugh. . . I'm torn for burying for such a misleading and bad-sounding title, and digging for the laughs.
Dugg. - OneLess, on 04/18/2008, -0/+60I can't believe they didn't do a Furby:
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3803/dontstealp ...- ClevelandBrown, on 04/18/2008, -0/+18Kill it with fire!
- skidzilla, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- slotimus, on 04/18/2008, -7/+2is she playing with... a digg effect?
- BlackSheepx, on 04/18/2008, -3/+10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMmsuUM5RcY [Not a rickroll, just awesome]
- antdude, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Confirmed not a Rick Roll.
- SteelFrog, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4KILL IT WITH FIRE!
- KoDak01, on 04/18/2008, -5/+0Kinda disturbing I have to say.lol Damn! makes me fell a lot better knowing as a kid what I was really playing with. =P Can't wait to buy one for my friends kid. ;)~
- billllyboobs34, on 04/18/2008, -6/+4I'm surprised no one has made a fake one yet ... like a tickle me Elmo powered by a dildo..
- Graham121, on 04/20/2008, -0/+0The blue creature looks more like a dildo than elmo.
- oriyn142, on 04/18/2008, -1/+55Just what diggers need... more ways to scare away girls.
- antdude, on 04/18/2008, -8/+2Don't we want girls?
- jjk7288, on 04/19/2008, -1/+12Your ability to detect sarcasm is truly impressive.
- caramba420, on 04/19/2008, -1/+11But wait a minute, I don't think he got the sarcasm
- antdude, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1Exactly!
- antdude, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1Your ability to detect sarcasm is truly impressive. :P
- caramba420, on 04/19/2008, -1/+11But wait a minute, I don't think he got the sarcasm
- jjk7288, on 04/19/2008, -1/+12Your ability to detect sarcasm is truly impressive.
- antdude, on 04/18/2008, -8/+2Don't we want girls?
- Musicmonkey34, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4reminds me of the movie "toys"
- Balvarez, on 04/18/2008, -2/+5I can see stuffed animal soul
- diggB, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Flaming elmo ... (warning: sadistic toy abuse)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MAtJbXJL2PE - dtfinch, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6Reminds me of an avatar I once used.
http://i27.tinypic.com/25q3fpk.gif
In retrospect it might not have been the best choice.- dtfinch, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1IIRC, I got it from the background of a photo taken at the Louisiana Superdome after Katrina.
- kconnors, on 04/18/2008, -2/+7clicked on image and it says forbidden. So ***** YOU
- Psythik, on 04/18/2008, -1/+4Wow, people still don't know how to get around "403 Forbidden" errors?
After getting the message, all you have to do is click the "Go" button in your browser and it'll load the page (or you could just disable referrers).
- Psythik, on 04/18/2008, -1/+4Wow, people still don't know how to get around "403 Forbidden" errors?
- bjs3171, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3wow. some of those look cooler without the plush covering, like little robots.
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