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- onionizer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58If you're going to pay $82 for that thing you should go to rehab too..
- deftech, on 10/12/2007, -2/+39Is the doll bald everywhere?
- Jaq524, on 10/12/2007, -10/+38Britney Spears is young. She's a young girl and she made some bad decisions. She needs help, not all this crap from people who don't know her. I don't know her, and probably never will, and don't especially want to, but I can say with some certainty that most people here don't either. The fact is, although I've never been a fan of her music, I feel that I should stand up for the fact that she is still in the early years of her life and she doesn't need ***** around the country who have never met her to mock her like they have.
/rant over. - akira117, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Wrong Topic should go in *celebrity*
(so I don't have to see this crap about some "singer") - Daniel591992, on 10/12/2007, -9/+19People should just leave her alone. Makes me glad I'm not a celebrity. I'm sure she wishes she could just get away from everyone...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+81) take bad, lowres photos and photoshop them onto some cardboard
2) buy barbie and shave her hair off
3) ???
4) Profit! - Frozo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Shes a freakin performer. Im sure she has her reasons. Why this is a cry for help, escapes me. Dont people remember how everyone thought how pretty Sinead O'Conner was with her shaved head? OK, so she ripped up a picture of the Pope on live TV--but the hairstyle was never in question!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5WTF? What next - an Anna Nicole corpse doll?
- moncur, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5-Panties Not Included-
- macbth, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5This is in bad taste
- 4UIDigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4damn they come up with these dolls quick
- DrGonzo1184, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Direct eBay Link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-bald-hair-straight-jacket-action-figure_W0QQitemZ230095365539QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
On edit: Wow, Digg is really driving the price up.... - arcooke, on 10/12/2007, -8/+12If there's any reason to bury this article it's to save the poor girl from even more ridicule. I honestly feel bad for her.
- synaesthesia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5im pretty sure its a bald doll head on a play-dough body with the detailing on the cardboard printed from someones laserjet
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5i just want to know if it comes in a my size doll....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4hahahahaha
USA! USA! - DrGonzo1184, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3While I think it is kinda cool as a work of art, I have to say I feel bad for her as this is probably the last thing she needs right now...
- cajungator2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Not a girl but not quite a woman
- rowlodge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2you know, she really cares about her fans after all.
- Octanum, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5It's her own damn fault... Nobody should feel bad for her. What did she expect would happen when she shaved her damn head? It's probably just another publicity stunt though.
- rcran, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6That's what she said.
- overbored454, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2For all of you people feeling sorry for Britney and "what she is going through", have you ever noticed that she makes sure that whenever she has one of these episodes that she is in clear view at least one camera?
- Meowbiusfox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Celebrity culture gets old quick to me.
Still,everyone needs to get off the stage sometimes when it gets to be too much. - painted82, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6People might think she is in distress becaues of her stardom. But her life would still be a mess even if she wasn't rich and famous. Dumb people make dumb mistakes, no matter how famous or rich they are.
- jonny5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Does it come with two lapdancer dolls?
- rheaume, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Buried as 'pathetic submission'
Yes, ive created my own burry options - caseypearson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Actually the guy does really good work. Friend of a friend.. yada yada yada (his work has even been on LENO) Here is his myspace page.. http://www.myspace.com/spectrestudio
- Snowspot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4response to being dugg down.... : |
- Prototek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Malicious and unfunny. This is a greater perversion of the already perverse celebrity culture.
- jebber007, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Leave the poor girl alone. This is tasteless.
- joeshlub, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2@synaesthesia
your completely right, those coming to her 'aid' are really only part of the problem. I think that everyone likes a story of someone the whole country used to want to ***** going down the *****. - synaesthesia, on 10/12/2007, -6/+6I love how every Britney Spears thread/discussion I hear has at least a handful of people saying "Just leave her alone you nosey bullies, she's having a rough time in her life right now and doesnt need the paparazzi and public watching her every move". Lets face it, the only reason i'm able to read these comments in the first place is because these same people were interested enough in the Britney drama to click on a thread about it. And as long as people are interested, the paparazzi and tabloids are going to deliver the news that we all, admit it or not, have at least a small interest in.
- tsunamibomb, on 02/03/2009, -0/+1Completely tasteless
http://reborn-babies-for-sale.blogspot.com/ - kingace, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5By the beard of Zeus, that is not a pretty sight.
- jerryn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1hmmm.. do you inflate this? hahahahaha.
- themadeone84, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This is sad but hillarious. The doll has to be a seller. No wonder alot of celebrities crack up, it must not be easy being under the spotlight. People should just give them a break and let them live.
- emilycarlson123, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1In the latest Britney Spears drama, the pop-star is taken from her home by an ambulance and escorted by more than a dozen police officers to the hospital.
A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said Spears was taken to the hospital to "get help." The Los Angeles Times cited unidentified authorities who said Spears was being placed on a "mental evaluation hold."
It's just the latest in a string Spears shinannigans; wild, eratic behavior by the once innocent school girl-like singer which has turnd into a mulit-million dollar economy.
Portfolio magazine estimates that Britney's bad behavior turned into a $110 million dollar profit for those smart enough to cash in. The American public laps up pictures and video of Spears shaving her head, attacking cars with umbrellas, and driving to the courthouse for her child custody cases, only to suddenly turn around and leave. The obsession with her crazy antics has churned a multi million dollar "Britney Economy."
The paparazzi charges anwhere from $250 for a basic going-to-get-a-cup-of-coffee shot to $100,000 or more for an exclusive. The photo agency X17 has a team of photographers trailing Britney 24 hours day. They estimate the pop star accounts for a third of their revenue. In 2007 alone, X17 sold $2.5 million worth of Britney photos, including $500,000 for its exclusive pics of the singer's head-shaving incident. Celebrity mags put Spears on their covers 175 times in just 78 weeks, bringing in sales of $360 million. Between January 2006 and July 2007, Portfolio reports that People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style, OK! and Star magazines sold an average of 1.28 million copies. That's 33 percent more because of Spears coverage.
Who can blame Britney for her crazy behavior? Why should she stop when she is rewarded every time she has a break down?
Pure Nightclub reportedly sold seats at a table next to Britney's for $50,000. Portfolio magazine says Spears can earn up to $400,000 just for attending an event. People will pay serious money to see the wacky star. So what incentive is there for Brittany to stop attacking cars and chopping off her hair?
If the public, or her fans, really want her to get better, they should stop buying the "rag mags" and leave her alone. If Britney wasn't swarmed by papparazzi or paid to appear at events every time she has a meltdown, maybe she would actually WANT to get better, and straighten up her life.
More about Britney:
http://emily-carlson.com
http://emilycarlson.org
http://emilycarlson.info
http://emilycarlsontelevision.blogspot.com/
http://emilyannecarlson.wordpress.com/
http://emilyannecarlson.blog.com/
http://emilyannecarlson.tblog.com/ - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I love it! I only wish I could afford one for my collection. She still looks alluring and as a publicity stunt it really rules. Marilyn Manson has nothing over Britney. She can come and live me anytime!
- outoforder, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I've never been a fan of Britney's music. I could really care less about her personal life. But there's something wrong with selling a product like this. Making money off of someone else's pain and suffering is never a good thing (actually, it's despicable). Shame on these people. I enjoy good humor, but this is just trash.
- Daniel591992, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2No. I really don't care much about her. It could be anyone, but nobody deserves to go through all that.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1does it spew flaming fetuses?
- grifmcrenolds, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Why are we giving this attention whore any credence? Anybody with a brain can see that the more she does this, the more people will pay attention to her and give her a reason to exist.
She was a talentless whore from the beginning whose only asset was her ***** and her loli charm. She could never write a song or sing. She relied on a writing staff and auto-tone to do her work for her. Just stop paying attention to her and maybe, just maybe she'll go away... maybe even die. Wait, scratch that last part. If she dies, she'll become a martyr and end up like Selena and Kurt Cobain and all those other talentless hacks who are only remembered for their demise.
Also, anybody who whines about this being a "malicious attack" should check inside their pants and make sure they still have a penis. She WANTS people to give her this kind of attention, otherwise she wouldn't be acting like a crazy slut. Stop being a pussy and call her what she is: an attention whoring *****. People like her are embodiments of everything that's wrong with this country. - vanityfarewell, on 10/12/2007, -8/+4I love the warning
"Not for Children" - pcgeek101, on 10/12/2007, -12/+8Just pathetic ...
- Snowspot, on 10/12/2007, -11/+5I usually just digg down 9/11 threads and I'm going to digg this down as well. It's too soon and my emotions have not settled yet. I've been trying to pick up the pieces for the last two weeks. If only hair grew back....then maybe this wouldn't be such a national tragedy.
RIP hair of britney, you will be missed. - 1337Einstein, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2I enjoyed reading that summary, a few good blows in there.


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