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- Phases78, on 05/28/2009, -1/+90That's whorrible.
- sigep441, on 05/28/2009, -0/+52In another story, masturbation to internet porn is on the rise...
- dave122, on 05/28/2009, -0/+39"Berlin's Pussy Club charges guests a $98 flat rate for six hours of unlimited sex, access to a sauna and solarium and an all-you-can-eat buffet."
Awesome. - sigep441, on 05/28/2009, -1/+31Bad economy + lower demand + increased competition == (lower prices + chance that I might actually get laid)
- bloominoctober, on 05/28/2009, -0/+28FTA: "The world's oldest profession isn't about to take the recession lying down."
No wonder their profits are down. They've stopped working. - costumemaker, on 05/28/2009, -0/+25"This economy is rough, I tell ya, even the hookers are giving away free toasters."
--Rodney Dangerfield (R.I.P) :( - DickyT83, on 05/28/2009, -13/+36I was in NYC a few years back and found myself on quite the hooker laden intersection. I was merely in a drunken stupor trying to find my way to a sandwich place and/or my hotel. While swimming through the waves and onslaught of prostitutes, I found myself alarmingly aroused. At the time, they all looked good. Perhaps it was the alcohol that did me in, but I just couldn't resist talking with one and discussing their prices. The first chick was trying to get 300 dollars for a half an hour. I respectfully declined with the typical phrase, "bitch please." I ended up asking around for 30 minutes or so until I saw one in the distance that just may be the winner. She inevitably approached me and asked if I was looking for a good time. I said yes. She asked me if 100 dollars for an hour would do. Again, I said yes, the anxiety growing. She then asked me if I was into kinky *****. I again said yes, although this time with some hesitation. She smiled and lifted up her skirt and a big old dick flopped out of there. I had no choice but to get the hell out of there. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab is rare but I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
- lepetitmousse, on 05/28/2009, -1/+24senior citizen discounts?
AHHHH - fartingbob, on 05/28/2009, -1/+20Personally i blame the pimps for being lazy.
- frostbyt, on 05/28/2009, -1/+19I bet that really hurts their bottom line.
- ATL, on 06/20/2009, -0/+15This article needs more pictures
- Narcism, on 05/28/2009, -1/+14Won't somebody please think of the whores?
- RumpleForeskin3, on 05/28/2009, -0/+12I know where I'm spending Christmas this year
- willhirsch, on 05/28/2009, -1/+13FTA: "senior citizen discounts"
I just threw up a bit in my mouth - fluidfoundation, on 05/28/2009, -2/+11All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
- videographer, on 05/28/2009, -0/+8You can tell the writer had a good time typing this article up.
- BossKey, on 05/28/2009, -0/+8If these hard times get any longer, they'll have to accept a stimulus package
- pitchblack16, on 05/28/2009, -2/+10Wow, TIME is really cracking down on the top stories in the world huh.
- inactive, on 05/28/2009, -3/+11That Sucks.
- mr0nine2five, on 05/28/2009, -0/+7Looks like we've got a new flavor: Apple Pie Pussy!
- PisoMojado, on 05/28/2009, -0/+7The Onion beat them to the story!
"Record Number of Americans Settling for Sex at Home":
http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/record_ ... - CkMaverick, on 05/28/2009, -1/+8Dammit. You beat me to it >.< But seriously... ***** the religious right - I am moving to Berlin. That is epically awesome.
- schnikies79, on 05/28/2009, -0/+7How could anyone possibly digg this down?!
- fluidfoundation, on 05/28/2009, -0/+7If you can find pussy cheaper somewhere else....
***** IT! - darkened, on 05/28/2009, -0/+7I thought it was all because of craigslist removing the erotic section.
- therukus, on 05/28/2009, -1/+7Whorrid, even. Poor girls.
- avidlinuxuser, on 05/28/2009, -1/+7no it's the oldest profession. Marriage was just a way for men to pimp their daughters in the old days.
- Shogun213, on 05/28/2009, -0/+6no poon intended?
- Oea420, on 05/28/2009, -0/+6wow, that almost directly translated into 1 hour of work, 1 hour of sex
Holy ***** i'm moving to berlin, I'll be motivated to work again - luckless, on 05/28/2009, -0/+6I can get all that money back just from the all-you-can-eat buffet!
- UnFriendlyFire, on 05/28/2009, -1/+7Old guys need love, too.
- sgvprelude, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5"The country is becoming a paradise for sex tourism before our eyes,"
I don't see how this is a bad thing - frequentFlyer, on 05/28/2009, -1/+6It is the oldest.
Adam: Yo, so we should, like, hook up n ***** cuz we need to procreate.
Eve:Ho'd on, foo! How much u got? This ***** ain't FREE.
Adam: Uh, I got this fig leaf.
Eve: U can do bettah than that, suckah!
Adam: OK, how about this apple, ho?
See? - Pilot85, on 05/28/2009, -1/+6Truly heart wenching...
- dVerge, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clzJ51YcN6k#t=00m32 ...
- Shazbuckle, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5Dunno why people are digging you down.
Maybe you should paragraph it - alexforcefive, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5You are a master of topical movie quotes
- MisterNick21, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5Prostitutes always have it the hardest, but I'm sure they'll suck it up.
- orbz, on 05/28/2009, -0/+53 inches?
- ByteMeAHole, on 05/28/2009, -1/+5The US government cannot allow this noble profession to go "belly-up"... :)
<Just too good to resist a set-up like that.> - bphicke, on 05/28/2009, -0/+4Food and shiny things.
- mst3kcrow, on 05/28/2009, -0/+4Truly whorrific.
- chicagojack, on 05/28/2009, -1/+5Time to think about selling that extra kidney
- darkened, on 05/28/2009, -0/+4Not sure how that works, but I prefer Ass Up.
- Chicory, on 05/28/2009, -0/+4Prior to the use of currency, the barter system was used. Or a heavy stick to the head.
- maz2331, on 05/28/2009, -0/+4But what if it goes *****-up? Wait... never mind.
- inactive, on 05/28/2009, -0/+4no farmers would grow food for them selves (not a profession) and probably only traded the food for sex. There are even experiments with monkeys that show that the female would not have sex until it was given food or something else that it wanted.
- MargotCross, on 05/28/2009, -3/+7Hey-oh!
- acknotSW, on 05/28/2009, -1/+5More whores because of the recession, more competition would also mean lower prices. I'm not sure, depends on if you like whores or not.
- BabyWookie, on 05/28/2009, -0/+3It does when I'm done with them.
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