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- GSXER, on 10/11/2007, -14/+226Wangsta teen: Move, *****, or I'll cut you with my knife!
Tween girl #1: Oh my God! He said the 'n' word!
Tween girl #2: Knife? - gamebittk, on 10/11/2007, -12/+206My favorite:
Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard]
Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself? - fani, on 10/11/2007, -7/+140"Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?"
HAHAHAHAHA.... The best... - chancesarent, on 10/11/2007, -5/+135This one made me LOL for a few minutes. I'm gonna have to steal it.
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. - gamebittk, on 10/11/2007, -13/+138This one is really funny:
Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice cooker.
Black girl: Why?
Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian.
Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see me with a chicken fryer. - NinjaBoy, on 10/11/2007, -2/+103one time i turned the corner and I ***** you not, this is the phrase I walked into...
"And there I was balls deep in a 12 year old"
I just turned around and walked away. - crankycookie, on 10/11/2007, -9/+103if you liked this, check out bash.org
- IShouldBeWorkin, on 10/11/2007, -7/+82overheardintheoffice.com is even better IMO as everyone can relate to it, whereas a lot of the new york stuff you need to have lived in or at least been to NYC to truly understand
for example:
Coworker on phone: Do you have a Mac or a real computer? - kevin_qnn, on 10/11/2007, -8/+77this one is my favorite
woman on cell: No, I mean, whatever. I cried for that baby when it died and all. *****! I even went to its funeral and the damn thing wasn't even born! Who the ***** has a funeral for a baby that wasn't even born?...Whatever, that's not the point. The point is, I'm sure as hell not going to a birthday party for a baby whose funeral I went to a year ago. That is ***** morbid...and they had better not be expecting presents. - Phatrician, on 10/11/2007, -3/+71..."bottle of scotch"
- simpleid, on 10/11/2007, -17/+82Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before.
&&
God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her. - creep303, on 10/11/2007, -4/+66Jewish boy: If I wasn't Jewish and saw Passion of the Christ, I'd walk out of the theaters screaming, "Let's kill those Jews for killing our Lord and Savior!"
Black woman: Boy, you shouldn't be goin' 'round screaming that.
Jewish boy: Um, but I am Jewish.
Black woman: How am I 'sposed to know that?
Jewish boy: By the ***** thing on my head and the fact that I keep checking for my wallet every second I'm talking to you.
--Brooklyn College - Kugo, on 10/11/2007, -3/+63BINGO!
Interviewer #1: You have had many jobs at that same company. Can you describe your work environment?
Forty-six-year-old proper woman: My company liked to move us around a lot so we got experience in different departments.
Interviewer #1: Was this a standard practice?
Woman: Oh, yes. They did that for everyone working at the restaurant's HQ. Every six months we would move from department to department. We liked to call it "tossing the salad."
Interviewer #1: Excuse me?
Interviewer #2: [Spits out his water.]
Interviewers #3,4, and 5: [Look away and laugh uncontrollably]
Woman: I got my salad tossed every six months, but in the past year moved it up to every three months. It's all part of the manager training program.
Interviewer #6: Did you like getting your salad tossed?
Woman: Yes, I did.
Interviewer #6: It must take some getting used to. We have never tossed salads here, but that is not to say we won't someday.
Woman: I would highly recommend it. - cruzlee, on 10/11/2007, -3/+62Wait, you guys never read bash.org?
http://bash.org/?top - Shad0wSP, on 10/11/2007, -5/+61FTS:
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
things like this take me back... - MysticSavage, on 10/11/2007, -3/+45"Reverend?"
- Tempest811, on 10/11/2007, -4/+44[ copy + pasted text of personal favorite...which everyone has read already ]
- dptechie, on 10/11/2007, -2/+34What's a grilled cheese maker? I just use a frying pan.
- tizz66, on 10/11/2007, -3/+31burntees: Why would that preclude it from being fake? I could submit something I made up, and that'd be fake.
- iamnos, on 10/11/2007, -3/+31That's exactly what I was thinking... this is bash.org for real life.
- JoeHeavyFlow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+27Here is the tail end of the best one that I've witnessed -
Ghetto kid (getting kicked out of a bookstore for causing a commotion): "Ya'll can't kick me out, I came in fo a job application!"
Bookstore manager:"We don't have paper applications, it's a survay online that's a half an hour long. Now leave!"
Ghetto kid: "Datz fine! I have patience! I've been in prison!" - badogg, on 10/11/2007, -2/+26Some of these are humorous. But nothing beats the Blood Ninja: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
- edtang, on 10/11/2007, -1/+24This is my favorite...
Slutty girl: My high school history teacher ate my pussy. Then the science teacher. He ate my pussy. Then in college my freshman philosophy professor and my junior year economics professor, they ate my pussy.
Practical girl: You need to put out a Zagat guide to your *****. - Intrexed, on 10/11/2007, -6/+29My favorite:
"Two kids are looking at the Dove ad campaign showing Hanna-Barbera characters with new hairdos.
Kid #1: Yo, look at that Jetsons mom's hair.
Kid #2: What's the Jetsons?
Kid #1: You don't know the Jetsons? Dem's those ***** that live in space." - ardalan89, on 10/11/2007, -2/+25Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and *****."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And *****.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.
haha loved it - bimtott, on 10/11/2007, -5/+28While maybe the occasional story here may be exaggerated, I've lived in NYC long enough to know that just about everything on this site is real...or at least highly plausible. I hear stuff like this (although usually not this funny) on the subways all the time.
- LR2_, on 10/11/2007, -3/+25I like this one.
Thug: Why you gotta be white and ignorant?
White Girl: Why you gotta be black and belligerent?
--Times Square - Shatterpulse, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22lol best one:
Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly. - Humptydank, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19@takamalak:
I live in Harlem and you don't know what you're talking about. I moved to Harlem from the Upper West Side and the two neighborhoods have very nearly exactly the same amount of crime. The only difference is the number of white faces I see on the street every day, but I suppose that's what passes for evaluating dangerous these days. You're welcome to peruse the New York City Police Department crime statistics (sorry to cloud this with facts) below to try to back up your twenty-year-old stereotyping, but you're going to come up short.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/html/pct/cspdf.html - glomph, on 10/11/2007, -14/+33The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
- Shane1983, on 10/11/2007, -4/+22Yea the majority of the quotes seem to be fake. Even people who have submitted and seen there quotes make the site have said that they were heavily edited.
- Bohica28, on 10/11/2007, -10/+28God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her. - ubuwalker31, on 10/11/2007, -2/+19@diggan8 said: "I have a hard time believing that someone, or anyone for that matter, would collect and submit all of these various conversations
You've never been to New York City, have you? - waluum, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16Cop, taking report of stolen car: Ok, what was the color, make and model?
Metro Guy: It's cranberry and...
Cop: Cranberry's something you eat, son, your car was red. - swizz, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14yep, that's my new signature :-)
- somnambualist, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14I love conversation snippets. I live in a gay area of town and have heard some great ones.
Guy 1 [inaudible] Wesson oil
Guy 2 That's disgusting
Guy 1 Why? How's it different than any other lube?
Guy 2 It's made from animal fat.
Guy 3 No, It's made from corn.
Guy 1 Oh, well, that's fine then.
To all those that think they are all fake, ride the train around for awhile, you could write a friggin novel. - cuoops, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13I'll take half a dozen...we don't sell them like that....she'll take 6
I've actually had someone say "what do you mean" when I asked for a dozen fittings one time. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -11/+24Funny exchange I overheard at school:
Guy: People who believe in God are delusional.
Girl: How do you know?
Guy: Exactly. - EarlOfLade, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14I liked this one:
Teen boy: Yo, why do they call it a quarter to 8? It's 15 minutes, and 25 is a quarter.
Girl: Huh?
Teen boy: If I say a quarter to 8, what time is it? It's 7:45, but that doesn't make no sense, it should be 7:35, a quarter is 25 not 15. You still don't get it do you?
Girl: No, I get it, I get it.
Boy: It just doesn't make no sense. - airship, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14I have one...
- gamebittk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14Nother one I found on the same site. Different list.
Guy: Did you try rebooting?
Chick: Of course.
Guy: Because that's the first thing you should try doing when you--
Chick: --Look, half the guys I've dated have been in tech support. I've picked up a hell of a lot more than just VD. I know about rebooting.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010617.html - bightchee, on 10/11/2007, -4/+16When I moved here to NY I compared it to walking around the last few GTA games where you hear random people say the weirdest things. This website just captures the weirdest of them all.
- xxNIRVANAxx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13I don't live in NYC... but I think I wanna move, since they play rock, paper, scissors with spicy rocks... I usually just go for a cobra
- dgblackout, on 10/11/2007, -4/+16http://overheardeverywhere.com
more of them - ridley521, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
Seems like something you'd hear on Digg. - twister17e, on 10/11/2007, -17/+27I liked this quote...
"This is 175th Street. This is an A train to...This is an A train to... to nothing! Hey, does anyone know where we're going?" - BurnTees, on 10/11/2007, -11/+21it's not fake. i've submitted to the site before.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11Maeby : I wanna get those gold chains with a golden t on them Micheal: A cross. Maeby : Across from where?
- elam82, on 10/11/2007, -7/+17So the title.... "Conversations you have to read to believe"
A) Obviously... because without actually reading them how would I have any doubt about the validity of the conversation.
B) How does reading the convo give me any more confidence that it actually happened as opposed to someone saying they heard this just to get a laugh...? -
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