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- WordsnCollision, on 06/02/2009, -0/+47Never go full tardy.
- teamgwho, on 06/04/2009, -1/+29well if the pizza place didn't advertise "our pizza delivered in 30 minutes or you get to kick our ass", then maybe there wouldn't be a problem. terrible marketing idea, just terrible.
- nikki2300dk, on 06/04/2009, -1/+26What to do with people who don't RTFA?
It was a pizza woman he hit. You actually didn't even need to read the article to know that, you only needed to read past the headline. - LonelyTylenoL, on 06/04/2009, -4/+23YOU SAID YOU WOULD HAVE MY NOMS FOR ME AN HOUR AGO! DIDN'T YOU??!
*SMACK* - PeanutCheeseBar, on 06/04/2009, -0/+12Given some of the stuff that Ranck has done in the past, I wouldn't doubt that he did this either; that aside, whoever is running that business needs to employ someone who actually speaks English. After all, how are you going to explain to the delivery person that you aren't going to pay for the pizza if the shop botches the order for some reason?
- inactive, on 06/04/2009, -1/+12Yeah, that totally excuses the man for punching her.
- Wade, on 06/04/2009, -1/+12"I am not the best writer or speller. But even I know if you are going to have a job dealing with people you should at lest be able to speck enough of the of the lingo to get by. In the US that is half-ass English with a little Spanish and japans in the mix."
Maybe you should just stick to what you're good at then, eh? - gbudavid, on 06/02/2009, -2/+12My old Daddy said Son You be an hour early but not a minute late...
- ileftfark, on 06/04/2009, -3/+11Truly disgusting.
Pizza is meant to be served hot.
Or cold. But not lukewarm. - vammirato, on 06/04/2009, -1/+8"I don't feel tardy..."
*punch*
"Feel anything now??" - axm9505, on 06/04/2009, -0/+7but what kinda of pizza was it?
- jeffwmartin, on 06/04/2009, -0/+7Damn, I've seen people writing in Spanish get closer to the English language than you just did.
- susn, on 06/04/2009, -0/+4Please! No more pizza stories!
- inactive, on 06/04/2009, -0/+4http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3112940
- Wade, on 06/04/2009, -0/+3Allan Kaiser really goes above and beyond. At being an ass.
- tiology, on 06/04/2009, -0/+3His lawyer, Allan Kaiser, declined to comment on the case. But he did say: ``At this point, I'm wondering where his pizza is. He never got his pizza.'' I hope he doesn't use that in court.
- jeffwmartin, on 06/04/2009, -0/+3If Allan Kaiser were my lawyer, I would fire him for that stupid comment. Your client is being charged with assaulting a woman, don't be a douchebag and make a stupid ***** joke about a ***** pizza.
- imkidred, on 06/04/2009, -0/+3Do you actually live in Miami? The handful of english speakers is only true of heavy populated spanish areas, not the entire city.
But you should not work in America dealing with the American public if you can't speak it's language ;-P - Solkre, on 06/04/2009, -4/+6I thought we were supposed to treat woman equally in society with no bias anymore.
That being the case, why does her being a women mean she's protected from any form of harm, and you can go wale on a male with a hammer? - rugbyguide, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1@imkidred I was just joking in a sarcastic manner.
- inactive, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1SUPREME
- spargonaut, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1but where is the F*ucking Pizza??????
- CaptainNoPants, on 06/04/2009, -1/+2No
- SpruceCaboose, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1I know what it is from. Sinbad is still a terrible comedian who stole bits.
- CleoQKazoo, on 06/09/2009, -0/+1I live in Miami and I get your joke. If you can call it that. Its pretty true.I used to work at Papa Johns in Miami Gardens. Not Hialeah or Little Havana. Not one driver could speak English Fluently. not to mention the callers you rudely cut you off to say "ALO? SOMEBODY SPEAKY SPANISH!". ***** used to piss me off hardcore.
- jeffwmartin, on 06/05/2009, -0/+1Yes, it is legally exactly the same as assaulting a man. Not sure why you are asking. Should I have used "person" instead? Or maybe "human being"? How about "sentient life form"? Not sure why you are ranting at me, I stated a fact. He did assault a woman. I didn't say "assaulting a WOMAN."
Have a nice day, man. Oh, sorry. Was that sexist? Have a nice day...person. - zaferk, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1Anyway regardles, major lulz for wiman pizzaguy
- cuervoman914, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1His pizza, where is it? What an ***** of a comment by the lawyer. hopefully though it doesnt get settled.
- 0tis, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1Without the word "woman" on the end of the title I had a mental image of the guy punching the actual pizza.
- thenativeraver, on 06/04/2009, -1/+2He was charged with misdemeanor battery and signed papers promising to appear in court?
They should have arrested him on the spot, and charged him with felony assault. I hate the way pork and swine look out for each other. - AraleNorimaki, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1Pizza! Pizza!"
- inactive, on 06/05/2009, -0/+1Assaulting a woman? Is that anything like assaulting a man?
Oh no, of course not, how stupid of me. They are completely different crimes with different punishments. Equality really is for pussies after all. - vapn420, on 06/04/2009, -1/+1So many lawyers involved, I say we lock them in a room with a loaded handgun and let natural selection do it's thing.
- scfishy, on 06/04/2009, -0/+0FSM bless this pizza place for hiring special people.
Did I read that wrong? - rugbyguide, on 06/04/2009, -0/+0You do realize this happened in Miami? Everyone knows only a handful of people speak English there.
- IconoclastsFTW, on 06/04/2009, -0/+0Hmmm.. over inflated sense of entitlement coupled with class-ism and, possibly, racism. Nice work, Ranck. /s
- SpruceCaboose, on 06/04/2009, -1/+1I thought all the references to American as a language died many years ago...
- morepowerr, on 06/04/2009, -1/+1Odd that he used phone and not fone and friend and not frind or m8.
- morepowerr, on 06/04/2009, -1/+1That is American. Yes That is what It looks like. But there missing a ***** & *****.
- IconoclastsFTW, on 06/04/2009, -0/+0Yes, Youri, because violence solves everything.
- AraleNorimaki, on 06/04/2009, -1/+0the Noid did it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noid - pageinfo2008, on 06/04/2009, -1/+0That should teach him not to order pizza from Torgo's Pizza. Notoriously slow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__0C1lxp1Q4 - inactive, on 06/04/2009, -2/+1Dugg for no one else knowing wtf that is from.
- Leezus, on 06/04/2009, -4/+2It's called class, Solkre, that's why you don't hit women. Because you've got class.
- youri, on 06/04/2009, -5/+2Does it matter if it was a woman or a man? Why do you see everything through a lens of race and gender issues?
- Pardis, on 06/04/2009, -4/+1it is not an excuse, but probably the cause of his aggravation. As the OP stated if you are going to work with people you should be able to speak the language of the country you are in.
- morepowerr, on 06/04/2009, -5/+2if not English at lest American.
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