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feloniousramblings.com — Humorous and unusual vocab words from inside the American Justice system. Fe-Fe, Keister Bunny, and The Bootie Flu are just a few.

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  • dotlizard, on 03/26/2008, -1/+65so the term "punk-ass bitch" (or bitch-ass punk, if that's the way you roll) is actually redundant. good to know.
  • ahoyhoy, on 03/26/2008, -0/+56They have something like this outside the joint. It's called "Taco Bell".
  • necroprancer, on 03/26/2008, -2/+51"A spread is a meal prepared by a group of inmates. A trash bag is usually filled with 4 to 5 Ramen Noodles packages, diced summer sausages, dehydrated refried beans, beef or chicken sometimes stolen by the kitchen workers, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and whatever else the group might prefer."
    And then top it off with melted cheese? Anytime. Anywhere. This is awesome.
  • SmooveO, on 03/26/2008, -2/+42You had me at FeFe.
  • inactive, on 12/07/2008, -2/+42Keister bunny...yes, they come in chocolate.
  • Zandarrr, on 03/26/2008, -1/+31Yo I'm prison Mike!
  • sockpuppets, on 03/26/2008, -1/+31The Bootie Flu, Peckerwood .
  • inactive, on 03/26/2008, -0/+28 * Punk -- Someone who takes it up the ass.
    * Bitch -- Someone who takes it up the ass.
    * Soap Retriever -- Someone who takes it up the ass.
    * After Diner Mint -- Someone who takes it up the ass.
    I'm sensing a trend here...
  • computergod, on 03/26/2008, -0/+27If you want some scary stuff then check out these prisoner reports of prison rape:
    http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/prison/voices.html

    "I've been sentenced for a D.U.I. offense. My 3rd one. When I first came to prison, I had no idea what to expect. Certainly none of this. I'm a tall white male, who unfortunately has a small amount of feminine characteristics. And very shy. These characteristics have got me raped so many times I have no more feelings physically. I have been raped by up to 5 black men and two white men at a time. I've had knifes at my head and throat. I had fought and been beat so hard that I didn't ever think I'd see straight again. One time when I refused to enter a cell, I was brutally attacked by staff and taken to segragation though I had only wanted to prevent the same and worse by not locking up with my cell mate. There is no supervision after lockdown. I was given a conduct report. I explained to the hearing officer what the issue was. He told me that off the record, He suggests I find a man I would/could willingly have sex with to prevent these things from happening. I've requested protective custody only to be denied. It is not available here. He also said there was no where to run to, and it would be best for me to accept things . . . . I probably have AIDS now. I have great difficulty raising food to my mouth from shaking after nightmares or thinking to hard on all this. . . . I've laid down without physical fight to be sodomized. To prevent so much damage in struggles, ripping and tearing. Though in not fighting, it caused my heart and spirit to be raped as well. Something I don't know if I'll ever forgive myself for. "

  • inactive, on 03/26/2008, -1/+28Well that's the last time I call anyone a "punk."
  • Emused, on 03/26/2008, -1/+27Ah yes prison, go in an *****, come out a manhole.
  • yomamaisfat, on 03/26/2008, -1/+26FeFe- "America's favorite alternative to a Fleshlight."
  • highride, on 03/26/2008, -1/+23ahh yes the Prision Dictionary.. Available right after you drop the soap
  • jemka, on 03/26/2008, -0/+20http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA
  • HarryBeanbag, on 03/26/2008, -3/+22Keister bunny - Just in time for Easter clearance sales
  • HaSatan, on 03/26/2008, -3/+21Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, 'yo that's shizzle'. Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you.
  • GhostWithToast, on 03/26/2008, -1/+18This guy's site is shaping up to be pretty fascinating.
  • clearwaterlab, on 03/26/2008, -1/+17Dwight: Prison Mike? What's the very, very worst thing about prison?
    Angela : Don't encourage him.
    Michael: The worst thing about prison was the - was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!
    Karen: Dementors, like in Harry Potter?
    Michael: No, not Harry Potter. There are no movies in prison!
  • dicknuts, on 03/26/2008, -1/+17My cousin just got done doing 7 years and one of the funnier expressions I heard him use was "Willie Lunchmeat", referring to a seemingly mild-mannered Joe Regular who looked like he didn't belong in prison.
  • Supurcell, on 03/26/2008, -0/+11And I never got caught neither!
  • scrufynerfhrdr, on 03/26/2008, -0/+11Reading this, I never want to go to prison. EVER.
  • veotho, on 03/26/2008, -0/+10it's apparent that you didnt, as comments are on topic
  • enginedown444, on 03/26/2008, -0/+8"short eyes" is another term for a pedophile.

  • DiggyWiggy, on 03/26/2008, -0/+8If you believe this kind of treatment is acceptable for breaking laws, you're dumb. You're assuming that all laws are just, and all crimes are equally deserving of a system that not only allows, but encourages torture and rape. This is disgusting, and if you support our current prison system, which doesn't serve to rehabilitate, but instead to create more compassionless hate, racism, and violence, then you're simply misguided. Not only are the "real" criminals leaving prison more desensitized to their own violent acts, but the victims like in this story are going to be ***** up for life. Their twisted experiences will permanently damage their sexuality, maybe turning them into molesters themselves. Or worse, one day this good quiet American who was caught with one beer too many and buttraped until his soul was destroyed will snap and go on a killing spree.
  • dpazar2, on 03/26/2008, -1/+8depression settling in, in 3...2...1... now depressed for the day, wonderful
  • inactive, on 12/07/2008, -1/+7A child molestation advocate...how cute.
  • kevyn, on 03/26/2008, -0/+5^people are morons
  • Aerandir, on 03/26/2008, -2/+6How could you forget about the "yeyo" (cocaine), you know, it's almost as old as the internets, but still used inside the slammer...
  • DonJohnTom, on 03/26/2008, -1/+5wow i wish i could get high off of a cap
  • undy242, on 03/26/2008, -0/+4Dugg for "bootie flu."
  • inactive, on 03/26/2008, -3/+7You stupid white bitch! GIVE ME SOME CHON CHON
  • MiamiRox, on 03/26/2008, -3/+7"When papers aren't available the note section of state-issue Bibles are the usual substitute."

    Oh nostalgia! I did this back in HS when money was scarce and there was nothing else to roll weed in.
    Blasphemous, maybe; but good times, definitely.
  • DrummerAndrew, on 03/26/2008, -1/+5Never realized that Coloradans weren't the only ones enjoying the tasty pot around here.
  • Wizdum, on 03/26/2008, -0/+3They like to get into little cracks...
  • stabbingkittens, on 03/26/2008, -0/+3Otherwise it would be okay?
  • inactive, on 12/07/2008, -1/+4Not everyone is guilty dude. I was...Just call me Mr. Loser please.
  • cruzlee, on 03/26/2008, -2/+5I recently read that more than 1% of the entire USA population is in jail. Quite shocking if you ask me.
  • botti, on 03/26/2008, -0/+3Hey!
  • computergod, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2Awesome, I need to see that movie.
  • 5xSTUN, on 03/26/2008, -3/+5The thing that kills me is how people act like "Oh, well, if you're not ready to spend the next how-ever-many years being beaten and ass-raped, don't commit any crimes," when, in fact, ANYONE can end up in prison, ANYONE. All it takes is being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or for a police detective to decide he just plain doesn't like you, and innocent as you are, off you go to prison.
    Don't believe me? Got a name for you to start with, look him up: Anthony Capozzi, a man who had nothing whatsoever to do with the two rapes he was convicted and sentenced to prison for. His only crime was that he bore a physical resemblance to guy who actually did the crimes, and was picked out of a lineup by the victims (with lots of prompting from the detectives, no doubt).
  • sabach, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2In Ohio joints they call it a breakdown or just a break, it's same thing though.
    Some others...
    gumpy = Someone who takes it up the ass
    pump-boy = Someone who takes it up the ass
    roller = Correction Officer
    six-five = A warning that the roller will be walking by shortly
    I saw shank and stinger mentioned in the comments, it seems the vocabulary varies from state to state.
  • computergod, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2Ummm, that's used everywhere. Though I think most say "yeas" now.
  • picsectionpleez, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2You'd be surprised how good the spreads are. Another fav- Honey Buns, peanut butter, chocolate bar, cocoa, and a milky way- all rolled real out real thin like a giant tortilla, and then sliced in squares. Sometimes butterscotch is added, or cherry soda powder on top. BTW- they get pissed if you don't pitch in something- whether you want to help eat it or not....
  • akamurph, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2Those are some pretty sad stories...
  • stabbingkittens, on 03/26/2008, -1/+3Pedophiles are called 'Rock Spiders' in Orstray'ya. Ie;lurking among the rocks at the beach.
  • frooo, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2Heh I found out what FeFe meant about 5 months ago while listening to vent and playing a certain online game.
  • InfodivaMLIS, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1sad.....
  • cindysim212, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Baby raper... that pretty much sums it up i guess.
  • inactive, on 03/26/2008, -12/+13snap... you got the bottie flu? lol
  • weizilla, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1what's he there for?
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