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- APHughes, on 10/12/2007, -6/+146I just spit on their back
- justjudith, on 10/12/2007, -4/+125wow, what's the world coming to...or not coming to, so to speak.
- dunezone, on 10/12/2007, -6/+117@The only reason I would fake it is if I wasn't wearing a condom and I didn't want to cum inside her.
Sometimes some stuff comes out before the ejaculation even occurs, so the pullout method is not 100% perfect, its still in beta. - RadiantBeing, on 10/12/2007, -5/+104This sounds rather implausible but it must be true because an online poll says so.
- aikahanyou, on 10/12/2007, -4/+99Is Lavalife data *really* that accurate a sample?
- coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -2/+87Stop watching porn and see what would happen if you ever actually did that.
- NoStoppingUs, on 10/12/2007, -6/+76i'll admit ive done it.
hey, i like to make the person im having sex with think i lasted longer than 2 minutes that time.
:- - Chordinator, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64I only fake an orgasm when I masturbate, but that's just me.
- harley999, on 10/12/2007, -1/+57I've done it more than once, sometimes to act like I lasted longer, sometimes because I've been to drunk to nut and was tired..
- avcore, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5650% of men got pissed off that women fake orgasms and want to scare them into thinking they're the ones not pleasing their partner so they can get better performance out of them. ;)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+54Your right its still in beta, and you also need an invite from her..
- encognito, on 10/12/2007, -2/+52BINGO! And lord forbid you just stop even if she has already gotten her orgasm(s). The first time I got a girl off and then just stopped minutes later without ejaculating it resulted in 45 minutes of post-coital questioning. "What's the matter? Why didn't you cum? Your dick is still hard. Are you sick? I told you it's OK to cum in me because I'm on the pill. Do you think I'm unattractive? Are you cheating on me? Don't I make you hot?" It was significantly easier to fake a nut than explain to the girl the multitude of reasons why I didn't cum. Women seem to take your not cumming harder than their not cumming.
- whiledo, on 03/25/2009, -1/+49I recently ran an online poll about the accuracy of online polls. My conclusion was that online polls are always wrong.
- jellygraph, on 10/12/2007, -5/+51I like shaven ;)
- meshman, on 10/12/2007, -6/+40I faked all my fake orgasms and actually had them.
- The1Joebob, on 10/12/2007, -4/+36During intercourse though? And how many of them were just joking?
Q: Have you ever faked an orgasm?
A: Yeah baby, yeah! *moans, then starts chuckling*
...also you can usually tell when a guy has an orgasm...there is a quite noticeable byproduct... - graystar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31Hey, why don't you just have sex standing up - then gravity will stop pregnancy as well.....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Implausible you say!? Leave this to the Mythbusters!
/me pictures infinite test trials involving Kari Byron. - coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -7/+35Um, I think that would be a bit harder to fake... Unless you want to be accused of shooting blanks...
- blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28"Everything doesn't end with a facial like in pornography...."
What??? Now you ruined it for me. I am canceling the pizza I just ordered. - Superfluous, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28Tenlow is right. Everything doesn't end with a facial like in pornography....
- sumguyhavinfun, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28If you havent faked one, you havent gone for long enough to need to fake
;p
:) - Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -5/+31Hmm there was another digg topic a few months back on how 50% of women fake orgasms.
Looks like 50% of sex must suck. - mutatron, on 10/12/2007, -5/+29First it's chicks shaving their pussies, then guys are faking orgasms - signs of the End Times, I tell you!
- Tenlow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25I've done it before. It's actually quite easy to fake if you're not trying to shoot up her nose.
- nismo334, on 10/12/2007, -8/+32You F*cking dumbass, it's people like you that for some crazy reason keep having kid's and keep bringing down the average IQ. Seriously how stupid to you have to be to think that the pull it out and shoot it method actually works? Do people not know you can get pregnant without even penetration? Just as long as there is some stuff that comes out, which is happening continually during sex. I mean my god HOW DUMB can you get? This guy is one of the many that will cause us to live in the future portrayed in the film Idiocracy.
- Scopitone, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24We can fake entire relationships too!
- gann, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26Alright, can anyone teach me how to fake?
- Tenlow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21From the article "86% of women surveyed said they've faked an orgasm" .... the rest didnt want to admit it.
- bleutuna, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Condoms. Again. WEAR ONE.
- 98acura, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17the proof is in the pudding
- siszam, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18You fail sex ed. Pre-ejaculate has a very high sperm count. Educate yourself before you show up on a talk show taking a paternity test. A woman can get pregnant without being penetrated and without having you ejaculate inside her.
- jazbek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14@bleutuna
Um, no, I've had two people close to me get pregnant because they used the pull-out method with their boyfriends. - funkytaco, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Uh? I usually try to stop my orgasms, or at least hold out 60 seconds.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14@asianwaste:
There's an old saying. Sex is like Pizza, even when it's bad, it's good.
However, both can still end up giving you Hepatitis - Prysorra, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Oh.
My.
GOD.
Seriously, how many creepy comments can we post on one story? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13You should shorten that up into a haiku
- mrhaines, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13you know...when you have had enough already and just want to get some sleep...
- philconow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12ok, now it's definitely time to go to bed
- kuzotz, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14for all you college stundets,,, By the time you reach your junior year. .. Women that looked the other way would want to date, and ***** you. Now.... You should take this as a warning... A lot of wmen purposely get inpregnated so that you are stuck, and trapped with them.. Then sometimes they poke holes in your codom or tell idiots such as the original poster that the pullout method works...
serious. As osmeone else has said before. We are heading towards an idiocracy thanks to people like you. - fireball74, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14I agree.... After an hour or so you just want it over with....
Just make sure she doesn't see the condom come off. - InfamousX241, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Correction, 50% of LAVA-LIFE men have faked an orgasm.
- Kelmon, on 10/12/2007, -5/+15@gann
Keep a carton of cream and a bicycle pump handy...
In all seriousness I'm not sure how you are supposed to fake it as a man since I'm sure the woman will know and will no doubt be incredibly insulted. - DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10@ vampiregabe
Umm, 1/3 your age (if you're 31 like you claim) would be 10 years old. That's just gross. I think you were looking for 2/3 your age. Granted, MBAs don't have to take a lot of math.
Then agin, if you're 60, well done. I hope the Cialis keeps working for you. - Galaeron, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Had a girlfriend ask me if I faked it one night after some fast sex to which I answered "Not that time, but I have before". So ofcourse she was upset and ranting and raving how its hard for her to tell cause she cant feel it cause of the condom etc etc. So after about 10mins of bitching from her and me wanting to go to sleep I just told her "Honey, I can't fake it if you let me finish in your mouth."
Happy days followed. - Kourgin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I was checking it for weird bumps.
- PATSCRU, on 10/12/2007, -16/+24shaven just looks like cabbage patch kids and scares the ***** out of me....i like well groomed
- altjeringa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Jacques Derrida - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+850% of men like to screw with people who ask them stupid questions.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8newb
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