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Please Do Not Masturbate In Walmart, Barnes And Noble, Or Dillards

consumerist.com — Meet BaseballPlaya. He is a 21 year-old college student who likes baseball, camping, and masturbating in the Arrowhead Mall in Glendale, Arizona. To date, BaseballPlaya has posted thirty-one (31!) videos of himself masturbating in several stores, including Walmart, Barnes and Noble, and Dillards.

Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 26, 2007

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  • luskin, on 11/26/2007, -7/+516What the hell...this is in offbeat news. This clearly belongs in beat off news.
  • castlecraver, on 11/26/2007, -9/+335Bro, I feel ya. Those WalMart deals are so smokin, I defy you to not become physically aroused.
  • dotlizard, on 11/26/2007, -2/+280how does someone go to the same mall, do this 31 times, and not get caught?
  • shortarabguy, on 11/26/2007, -4/+243We can bring people back from the dead, we can operate on brain tissue, and we can send a man to space and back.

    And yet here we all are, reading about how a guy likes to film himself fapping behind old people at Walmart.
  • wasamonster, on 11/26/2007, -5/+206You know your spending to much time at Walmart when...
  • thewump, on 11/26/2007, -3/+150What a wanker.
  • pimpbot1979, on 11/26/2007, -4/+151The very definition of a whack job. Is corporate America jerking him around or is he having friction with his own inadequacies? Not the cream of our youth, that's for sure, but I guarantee he'll get pumped about another cause poping up and explode into it in a big way.
  • StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -17/+148Glad I don't live in Glendale. I do believe this guy would be a good candidate for testing the efficiency of a tazer. When he is caught, hope he enjoys the title of sex offender. Sick fnck.
  • thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -0/+108Agh, holy *****. I braved the video for you all, and in the Barnes and Noble, he pulls down his pants and ***** leaves them on the floor. HE WANDERS AROUND THE STORE WITH NO PANTS, WANKING. Holy Christ.
  • sjbdallas, on 11/26/2007, -0/+79What's even more amazing is that he seems to be really committed to it by pulling down his pants so far. It's one thing to wear lose pants and rub one out in secret but this guy's pulling his pants down and full bore wacking right there where anyone can see. He's obviously got a problem and i'm surprised he hasn't been caught yet.
  • TheRealToma, on 11/26/2007, -2/+76Ah *****, I can't believe you've done this.
  • thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -1/+64Correction: How does someone go to the same mall, do this 31 times, POST VIDEOS OF IT, and not get caught?!
  • smacksaw, on 11/26/2007, -13/+76He's a pussy. He only does it for like 2 seconds and he's not even hard. He doesn't even bust a nut. That isn't masturbating, it's diddling yourself. Wal-Mart will sell you a video of Britney Spears or Madonna or some lame-ass rapper doing way worse to their genitals outside their clothing.

    This is such a non-story and the videos are so disappointing that it hardly (no pun intended since he's a limp-dick) qualifies as masturbating.

    Someone should shoot this guy before he gets herpes on the sporting goods.
  • TheMidnight, on 11/26/2007, -1/+63You were paying awfully close attention to his penis there...
  • thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -1/+54Have you been waiting for a year for a story like this to post that?
    Nevertheless, puns abound, and I lol'd.
  • GeneralGore, on 11/26/2007, -5/+56If I was logged off I would have logged in to digg your comment.
  • Nidy1, on 11/26/2007, -0/+48Dugg for watching the video. You're a brave man.
  • drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+48You want to join him or what?
    Or would you give him a hand?
  • gbarberi, on 11/26/2007, -4/+49Is there a Guiness World Record for this? Most times masturbated in the presence of the elderly.
  • RSS14, on 11/26/2007, -3/+45Imagine if someone's kid turned the corner and saw him . . . there goes their childhood
  • drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+43He's a ninja, and a master of the art of choking the monkey
  • drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+41"Mommy, what's that man doing?"
    "From the size of him, something he'd never do with a woman."
  • StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -0/+39Eh, I was there a couple of hours ago... something about saving -$1.98 that just isn't as arousing as it used to be.
  • inactive, on 11/26/2007, -4/+43Does your medical condition require you to wear a helmet on a daily basis?
  • thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -4/+38Welcome to America!
  • razrielle, on 11/26/2007, -1/+34But that has 3 holes man, how can you not be
  • drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+34You must've been getting blue from saving that one up huh?
  • SilentKnight121, on 11/26/2007, -2/+35Wait, we can bring people back from the dead? Since when?
  • Renton, on 11/26/2007, -5/+38lol... dillards
  • masterc, on 11/26/2007, -2/+30Brave man or gay man...
  • TwoXist, on 11/26/2007, -4/+32Arrowhead mall is about 20 minutes away from me. Might have to wander around and see if i can spot him.
  • D3koy, on 11/26/2007, -1/+27But is he thinking about the elderly while he's doing it...That's the real question
  • drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -0/+26But check out the figure on that 8...
  • Smight, on 11/26/2007, -0/+25Better wear some slip resistant shoes.
  • shaherazad, on 11/26/2007, -1/+25I miss the days when you could click the digg button a bunch of times and get a big number, even though it only counted once.
  • thevelvetsun, on 11/26/2007, -12/+36This guy should be caught and then registered as a sex offender, plain and simple.
  • Instaa, on 11/26/2007, -0/+23A person dies then is shocked back to life.
  • GliTCH82, on 11/26/2007, -8/+31My friend used to work at Dillard's selling women's shoes, and we called him Bundy. Anyway, the point is, public masturbation is an extreme sport that deserves recognition on an international scale.
  • drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -0/+23The video is disappointing to you? Did you want to see the video get it in the face?
  • MrTea, on 11/26/2007, -3/+25Does this mean that you actually searched for and saw his videos?
  • fragile00, on 11/26/2007, -4/+25Ahhh! Skeet skeet skeet!
  • mpineiro, on 11/26/2007, -3/+22Digg me down, but I had to do it. It's "you're," and "too."
  • DiscoLando, on 11/26/2007, -1/+20Dugg for using the word 'fapping'.
  • adamlaz2, on 11/26/2007, -2/+20...Don't watch the video.
  • SyntraFTW, on 11/26/2007, -3/+21He's a /b/tard, obviously.
  • PhoenixAvatar2, on 11/26/2007, -2/+19In the technology section. If you're not going to put on the filters then don't complain
  • inactive, on 11/26/2007, -1/+17Wow , can you imagine how sad your life must be when you masturbate at stores and video it for the internet...
  • kpaphysicist, on 11/26/2007, -2/+18My friend who works at barns & noble has to deal with wankers at his store. The bums just take the magazines into the bathrooms and... well.. you could say it's a "creamy" affair.

    "creamy" is not the best word, but it is the first word that comes to mind.
  • aresef, on 11/26/2007, -1/+17*scratches a few places off his list*
  • Syvl, on 11/26/2007, -1/+17Well played, sir.
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