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consumerist.com — Meet BaseballPlaya. He is a 21 year-old college student who likes baseball, camping, and masturbating in the Arrowhead Mall in Glendale, Arizona. To date, BaseballPlaya has posted thirty-one (31!) videos of himself masturbating in several stores, including Walmart, Barnes and Noble, and Dillards.
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- StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -17/+148Glad I don't live in Glendale. I do believe this guy would be a good candidate for testing the efficiency of a tazer. When he is caught, hope he enjoys the title of sex offender. Sick fnck.
- BodomX, on 11/26/2007, -3/+15I live in Mesa, Arizona right next to Glendale. This makes me sad.
- StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -3/+1Same here. At least we're safe for now. With all the snowbirds here now this guy outta be real busy. :: shudders ::
- KingGorilla, on 11/26/2007, -1/+6it obviously makes him happy
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -5/+8Maybe the masturbating guy will find someone else to help him
Maybe BodomX in Mesa
That was a joke
Ha ha
Fat chance- Orion682, on 11/26/2007, -0/+6I et the feeling that the people digging you down didn't play Portal q_q
- anthaneezy, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2Must be that new Mesa, because the Mesa that I know is east of Tempe and Scottsdale, which is even east of Phoenix. Just sayin'... http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=33.47269,-112.0 ...
- bencefeher, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7The Mesa I know is Black, and believe me, this ***** would not fly down there.
- fiestycrumbler, on 11/26/2007, -12/+2you got one i got one shes got one
- AntzNZ, on 11/26/2007, -12/+2*****.
- signal15, on 11/26/2007, -9/+18Well, the guy certainly is a sick *****... However, I wouldn't go so far as to say he's a sex offender. Isn't that title reserved for someone who is a *proven* danger to others?
This guy could be charged with lewd conduct or indecent exposure, but he's certainly not hurting anyone.- StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -2/+9In the state of Arizona, this would be considered a sex offense, even though it's a solo act. Actually, if memory serves me right, there have been cases in the past of indecent exposure that were tried as sex offenses, however those were minor compared to this guy's act.
- innocentsinner, on 11/26/2007, -0/+10Not sure about state-specific, but you're correct. I've heard stories of guys getting caught peeing in the bushes and getting labeled sex offenders.
- cquinnd, on 11/26/2007, -0/+5Actually, there are a lot of things these days that can cause a person to have to register as a "sex offender" for something like being drunk in public and stopping to pee on a bush; and there is no requirement that the person has to be proven as dangerous to have the registration take effect.
Some consider it a problem that there is no way to get a name removed from a sex offender list, even when a charge for something like urinating in public has been cleared by the courts.
This guy would qualify as a sex offender in the classic sense, he is gaining sexual satisfaction from doing something that is clearly meant to cause problems for others in the public space. The fact that he does it multiple times would mark him clearly as a repeat offender. - insllvn, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2So sayeth someone who has never been caught in a little bit of "too friendly" fire...
- StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -2/+9In the state of Arizona, this would be considered a sex offense, even though it's a solo act. Actually, if memory serves me right, there have been cases in the past of indecent exposure that were tried as sex offenses, however those were minor compared to this guy's act.
- snugglebear, on 11/26/2007, -12/+19The sad thing is if someone gave him a right good kicking, we'd be the ones arrested for assault.
America needs more justified ass kickings.- ragingflamerboy, on 11/26/2007, -4/+7Yah, cause that's what america needs. THAT.
- cquinnd, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3No, you would be arrested for excessive force in making a citizens arrest.
- colto, on 11/26/2007, -1/+9WARNING. The pics in the linked article are censored with little smiley faces covering him wanking. The video does not censor this! So just putting out a NSFW on the video, though it's probably not a good idea to be looking at any of the article at work anyway.
- saifatlast, on 11/26/2007, -1/+6Yup, another proud day for Arizona.
- kindrobot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+2Noone said he FINISHED anywhere. Geez, you guys make so many assumptions.
*wink*- ChromaVita, on 11/26/2007, -1/+8The *wink* in a thread about jizz, after talking about not having an orgasm, on a story about videos of a guy masturbating in public. You are off the charts for creepy.
- kindrobot, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1Humor. Off the charts aspergers.
- ChromaVita, on 11/26/2007, -1/+8The *wink* in a thread about jizz, after talking about not having an orgasm, on a story about videos of a guy masturbating in public. You are off the charts for creepy.
- themastersb, on 11/26/2007, -1/+4The guy has a small penis. Also contributing to his insanity.
- georgemason01, on 11/26/2007, -3/+4Putting him on the sex offender list is a bit extreme.
- gcnaddict, on 11/26/2007, -2/+2"I do believe this guy would be a good candidate for testing the efficiency of a tazer."
efficacy? - dantrenner, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1I hope someone nearby has alerted the police to be on the lookout. What an idiot. If anyone ever needed a shrink, he's the best example I can think of. No doubt he's reading these messages, like a pyromaniac has to visit his fires. Why don't you show your face? What too embarrassing!????
- BodomX, on 11/26/2007, -3/+15I live in Mesa, Arizona right next to Glendale. This makes me sad.
- castlecraver, on 11/26/2007, -9/+335Bro, I feel ya. Those WalMart deals are so smokin, I defy you to not become physically aroused.
- StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -0/+39Eh, I was there a couple of hours ago... something about saving -$1.98 that just isn't as arousing as it used to be.
- razrielle, on 11/26/2007, -1/+34But that has 3 holes man, how can you not be
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -0/+26But check out the figure on that 8...
- sanman, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5It's the commercials man
"Wii would like to play" - Zippo, on 11/26/2007, -1/+9Sorry, once I see the other people that usually shop at Wal-Mart, the last thing I become is aroused.
- StatiK69, on 11/26/2007, -0/+39Eh, I was there a couple of hours ago... something about saving -$1.98 that just isn't as arousing as it used to be.
- dotlizard, on 11/26/2007, -2/+280how does someone go to the same mall, do this 31 times, and not get caught?
- sjbdallas, on 11/26/2007, -0/+79What's even more amazing is that he seems to be really committed to it by pulling down his pants so far. It's one thing to wear lose pants and rub one out in secret but this guy's pulling his pants down and full bore wacking right there where anyone can see. He's obviously got a problem and i'm surprised he hasn't been caught yet.
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -0/+108Agh, holy *****. I braved the video for you all, and in the Barnes and Noble, he pulls down his pants and ***** leaves them on the floor. HE WANDERS AROUND THE STORE WITH NO PANTS, WANKING. Holy Christ.
- Nidy1, on 11/26/2007, -0/+48Dugg for watching the video. You're a brave man.
- masterc, on 11/26/2007, -2/+30Brave man or gay man...
- Nidy1, on 11/26/2007, -0/+48Dugg for watching the video. You're a brave man.
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -0/+108Agh, holy *****. I braved the video for you all, and in the Barnes and Noble, he pulls down his pants and ***** leaves them on the floor. HE WANDERS AROUND THE STORE WITH NO PANTS, WANKING. Holy Christ.
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 11/26/2007, -16/+4the same way this happens: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/18579/
what for it, it's 45 seconds deep into the clip.- blahtastic, on 11/26/2007, -0/+9Boo ebaums. Yay guy not realizing there are probably ~ 500 bathrooms nearby.
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3sorry, i didn't see it on youtube. :(
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 11/26/2007, -5/+1here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoKb7csbhK4
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 11/26/2007, -2/+1..
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3sorry, i didn't see it on youtube. :(
- fiestycrumbler, on 11/26/2007, -5/+3notice how careful he is, no one has seen him and hes prolly not even on camera well at least on the stores. didnt happen. but it did for me bravo sir bravo
- blahtastic, on 11/26/2007, -0/+9Boo ebaums. Yay guy not realizing there are probably ~ 500 bathrooms nearby.
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -1/+64Correction: How does someone go to the same mall, do this 31 times, POST VIDEOS OF IT, and not get caught?!
- KingGorilla, on 11/26/2007, -1/+10ninja skills
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+43He's a ninja, and a master of the art of choking the monkey
- rarson, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2Spank monkeys. Choke lizards.
- JapaneseEconomy, on 11/26/2007, -8/+6Its probably because the mall security guards are as sick as this ***** and are getting off on it as well. Probably wackin it to the security vids of him in the surveillance room.
- GreatWhiteShaky, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Well after doing it 31 times he has probably gotten pretty good at it.
- sjbdallas, on 11/26/2007, -0/+79What's even more amazing is that he seems to be really committed to it by pulling down his pants so far. It's one thing to wear lose pants and rub one out in secret but this guy's pulling his pants down and full bore wacking right there where anyone can see. He's obviously got a problem and i'm surprised he hasn't been caught yet.
- wasamonster, on 11/26/2007, -5/+206You know your spending to much time at Walmart when...
- mpineiro, on 11/26/2007, -3/+22Digg me down, but I had to do it. It's "you're," and "too."
- shortarabguy, on 11/26/2007, -4/+243We can bring people back from the dead, we can operate on brain tissue, and we can send a man to space and back.
And yet here we all are, reading about how a guy likes to film himself fapping behind old people at Walmart.- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -4/+38Welcome to America!
- reddikilowatt, on 11/26/2007, -1/+9***** YEA!
- SilentKnight121, on 11/26/2007, -2/+35Wait, we can bring people back from the dead? Since when?
- Instaa, on 11/26/2007, -0/+23A person dies then is shocked back to life.
- KingGorilla, on 11/26/2007, -2/+12that's not really dying it takes an angel at least a good hour to pull you up to heaven
- apetresc, on 11/26/2007, -2/+1Best comment this week!
- mrurc, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2I *knew* this mall guy would be good for something. I bet he is just waiting for those old people to die so he can shock them back to life with his Wal-Mart fapping prowess!
- saifatlast, on 11/26/2007, -3/+3Also, zombies happened yesterday. Better find yerself a gun and quick.
Edit: Aww ***** this comment sucks. I really wish I could delete it.- KingGorilla, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2We could be that mistake!!!!
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -1/+13Researchers at University of Pennsylvania found out how to bring somebody back after they've been legally dead for 24 hours. Instead of starting CPR (which they found can actually WORSEN the situation of somebody's been down for more than 5 or 10 minutes), they inject the veins with iced saline to cool the cells. A day later, they refresh the cells with oxygen, and they can basically start somebody up again. They had a report from one guy that was saved by this.
- MasterThief117, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7Source?
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3I'm a bit late--sorry--but here: http://tinyurl.com/2kwkq2
- DharmaTurtle, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1pshaw... thanks!
- Mike89, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4I've read this somewhere too, though I can't source it :(
- MasterThief117, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7Source?
- Instaa, on 11/26/2007, -0/+23A person dies then is shocked back to life.
- DiscoLando, on 11/26/2007, -1/+20Dugg for using the word 'fapping'.
- cfuse, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4And there are those that still doubt that we are descended from monkeys.
- wedgemartin, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Must re-watch that first scene in Mel Brook's 'History of the World'
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -4/+38Welcome to America!
- Renton, on 11/26/2007, -5/+38lol... dillards
- humanabyss1, on 11/26/2007, -64/+13Would of been funny if he nutted on the elderly people lol
- itsthebrod, on 11/26/2007, -4/+43Does your medical condition require you to wear a helmet on a daily basis?
- SyntraFTW, on 11/26/2007, -3/+21He's a /b/tard, obviously.
- TerrorByteX, on 11/26/2007, -2/+9No, it wouldn't.
- LucasKane, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4I hope that's in your future
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5..........I hate to ***** say this, but he's right. That would have made this approximately 7 times more hilarious.
- itsthebrod, on 11/26/2007, -4/+43Does your medical condition require you to wear a helmet on a daily basis?
- TheRealToma, on 11/26/2007, -2/+76Ah *****, I can't believe you've done this.
- calbff, on 11/26/2007, -0/+15I burst out laughing at that
- zelgadissan, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3Win.
- thewump, on 11/26/2007, -3/+150What a wanker.
- Tyrghast, on 11/26/2007, -2/+9I, for one, have made a point of whacking off in places where i spend or have spent a deal of time, including: my parent's church building, almost all my friends houses, and the state of rhode island.
- Pthalio, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3I'm not sure if this is funny, or creepy...
- Tyrghast, on 11/26/2007, -2/+9I, for one, have made a point of whacking off in places where i spend or have spent a deal of time, including: my parent's church building, almost all my friends houses, and the state of rhode island.
- luskin, on 11/26/2007, -7/+516What the hell...this is in offbeat news. This clearly belongs in beat off news.
- spyd3rweb, on 11/26/2007, -9/+3hell yeah
- terracottapai, on 11/26/2007, -14/+4Hell yeah, dudes beating off! Woo!
- riomx, on 11/26/2007, -4/+4Dumbest comment ever. Thanks for ruining my minute-long session of laughter, asshat.
- terracottapai, on 11/26/2007, -14/+4Hell yeah, dudes beating off! Woo!
- GeneralGore, on 11/26/2007, -5/+56If I was logged off I would have logged in to digg your comment.
- xerigen, on 11/26/2007, -3/+18I was logged off, but then I decided I didn't feel like logging in yet. However, I made sure that once I did finally feel like logging in, that I should definitely digg his comment.
- stevedclarke, on 11/26/2007, -3/+1And in other news...
- xerigen, on 11/26/2007, -3/+18I was logged off, but then I decided I didn't feel like logging in yet. However, I made sure that once I did finally feel like logging in, that I should definitely digg his comment.
- shaherazad, on 11/26/2007, -1/+25I miss the days when you could click the digg button a bunch of times and get a big number, even though it only counted once.
- hotbeefman, on 11/26/2007, -3/+2I clicked yours a few times for the call back. Still nothin
- spyd3rweb, on 11/26/2007, -9/+3hell yeah
- pimpbot1979, on 11/26/2007, -4/+151The very definition of a whack job. Is corporate America jerking him around or is he having friction with his own inadequacies? Not the cream of our youth, that's for sure, but I guarantee he'll get pumped about another cause poping up and explode into it in a big way.
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -1/+54Have you been waiting for a year for a story like this to post that?
Nevertheless, puns abound, and I lol'd.- PeeCee, on 11/26/2007, -2/+11Trying too hard??
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+34You must've been getting blue from saving that one up huh?
- Syvl, on 11/26/2007, -1/+17Well played, sir.
- admdrew, on 11/26/2007, -1/+8If I could dig you for each time I groaned at your comment... well, you would be a well-dug individual.
- Davekcon, on 11/26/2007, -8/+1i see what ya did there
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -1/+54Have you been waiting for a year for a story like this to post that?
- egonSchiele, on 11/26/2007, -15/+13damn! now where am I going to masturbate?
- gbarberi, on 11/26/2007, -4/+49Is there a Guiness World Record for this? Most times masturbated in the presence of the elderly.
- TwoXist, on 11/26/2007, -4/+32Arrowhead mall is about 20 minutes away from me. Might have to wander around and see if i can spot him.
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+48You want to join him or what?
Or would you give him a hand? - razrielle, on 11/26/2007, -4/+12yea he might want some help
- Smight, on 11/26/2007, -0/+25Better wear some slip resistant shoes.
- KingGorilla, on 11/26/2007, -1/+1Don't forget the black light!
- mrurc, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5I hope you spot him and point him out to security. Cause whacking off in a mall next to old people is really creepy.
- flazz, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3make sure he doesn't "spot" you
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+48You want to join him or what?
- smacksaw, on 11/26/2007, -13/+76He's a pussy. He only does it for like 2 seconds and he's not even hard. He doesn't even bust a nut. That isn't masturbating, it's diddling yourself. Wal-Mart will sell you a video of Britney Spears or Madonna or some lame-ass rapper doing way worse to their genitals outside their clothing.
This is such a non-story and the videos are so disappointing that it hardly (no pun intended since he's a limp-dick) qualifies as masturbating.
Someone should shoot this guy before he gets herpes on the sporting goods.- begawk, on 11/26/2007, -5/+0Then he posts videos of himself online? Like he's proud of it? What a pussy indeed.
- TheMidnight, on 11/26/2007, -1/+63You were paying awfully close attention to his penis there...
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7This comment is better when you imagine Chris Hansen saying it
- TheMidnight, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2Haha, we need a "To Catch A Predator: Geriatric Special" for this guy.
- smacksaw, on 11/26/2007, -1/+1Well I had to squint to look. If I had his shorty, I wouldn't show it to the world.
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7This comment is better when you imagine Chris Hansen saying it
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -0/+23The video is disappointing to you? Did you want to see the video get it in the face?
- MrTea, on 11/26/2007, -3/+25Does this mean that you actually searched for and saw his videos?
- smacksaw, on 11/26/2007, -1/+1There were direct links to XTube right from the article. Vids or it didn't happen. Did you actually believe the article without proof?
- D3koy, on 11/26/2007, -1/+27But is he thinking about the elderly while he's doing it...That's the real question
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Doesn't everybody?
Uh.....
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Doesn't everybody?
- joltjake, on 11/26/2007, -7/+4so the guy's a dumb ass, why is this on digg?
- fragile00, on 11/26/2007, -0/+11Because one way or another, it is entertaining (in a sick kind of way). Digg isn't always about how America is so ***** up now days.
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5But in fact, this does show how ***** up the US is. Or at the very least, how rotted the bottom rungs of the US are.
- timewarp424, on 11/26/2007, -1/+4i would say this is another example of digg being about how ***** up america is. come on.. it's a guy in america masturbating 31 times in public. that's ***** up
- thebellmaster1x, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4Because somebody submitted it and the Digg population found it important enough to send to the front page.
- jmpeagle, on 11/26/2007, -0/+5why is anything on digg?
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+2One of life's biggest question...
- Ploppyplop, on 11/26/2007, -0/+342
- fragile00, on 11/26/2007, -0/+11Because one way or another, it is entertaining (in a sick kind of way). Digg isn't always about how America is so ***** up now days.
- thevelvetsun, on 11/26/2007, -12/+36This guy should be caught and then registered as a sex offender, plain and simple.
- wheninva1, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5The funny thing is, if this were a woman, everyone on Digg would be supporting her 100%.
Double standard FTL!- LucasKane, on 11/26/2007, -0/+12Not a fat or ugly woman, get your double standards straight.
- wheninva1, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5The funny thing is, if this were a woman, everyone on Digg would be supporting her 100%.
- JordanTW90, on 11/26/2007, -4/+6Women of WalMart
- Zoshchenko, on 11/26/2007, -5/+4Seriously disturbed. If not in jail, he certainly belongs in treatment.
- AnusBreaker, on 11/26/2007, -9/+1gotta do what you gotta do mang
- meachen, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2nice username
- Torx, on 11/26/2007, -12/+23Wheres my technology news!?!? This ***** getting worse than my local news.
- PhoenixAvatar2, on 11/26/2007, -2/+19In the technology section. If you're not going to put on the filters then don't complain
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- andrewcsayer, on 11/26/2007, -14/+11What a wanker...
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -0/+5Just a little slow there. The exact same comment is above
- fragile00, on 11/26/2007, -4/+25Ahhh! Skeet skeet skeet!
- XenoSNK, on 11/26/2007, -16/+8I don't see why everyone's flipping out. It's not like he's jizzing on anyone. If no one sees him, I don't think it's a problem. When he gets caught - maybe.
- Professr, on 11/26/2007, -4/+1That's why he does it behind old people. He knows if he did it to a guy, he'd get his face rearranged.
- LucasKane, on 11/26/2007, -1/+3Sounds like you were enjoying this videos
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Hey am I mistaken or did you fully name yourself after that weird zombie ***** from Indigo Prophecy?
- mrurc, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3For some people sex crimes escalate, so while he may currently be fapping next to the elderly and not getting caught, he may be deliberately exposing himself to the elderly while fapping next time.
- itsthebrod, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2You're right! If he doesn't ejaculate on someone, it's fine. Say, do you happen to be a censor for television? Were you the one who came up with that genius philosophy that the breast is only censored if you can see a nipple? Other than that it's fine? I thought I recognized you!
- GliTCH82, on 11/26/2007, -8/+31My friend used to work at Dillard's selling women's shoes, and we called him Bundy. Anyway, the point is, public masturbation is an extreme sport that deserves recognition on an international scale.
- jmpeagle, on 11/26/2007, -6/+11here are the pics with little censor circles over the dude's penis
http://boinkology.com/2007/11/25/attention-wal-mar ...- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+1How many people will actually click on this?
- jmpeagle, on 11/26/2007, -0/+5it's the link they give in the consumerist article, so most people probably click on it before reading the comments....I just put it there just in case
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -2/+1How many people will actually click on this?
- RSS14, on 11/26/2007, -3/+45Imagine if someone's kid turned the corner and saw him . . . there goes their childhood
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+41"Mommy, what's that man doing?"
"From the size of him, something he'd never do with a woman." - CondoleezzaRice, on 11/26/2007, -3/+16Because keeping Children ignorant about the human body is a good thing.
- Oderous, on 11/26/2007, -3/+3So you think it's ok to masturbate in front of kids?
- ravage86, on 11/26/2007, -1/+12It's not ok, but don't act like the child won't be able to handle it. Ton's of kids accidentally walk in on their parents and turn out fine, they're just a little disgusted. It's the equivalent of us seeing something like tubgirl.
- drakenlot, on 11/26/2007, -1/+41"Mommy, what's that man doing?"
- TheLastFreeMan, on 11/26/2007, -11/+6Damn. If his skeet ends up on eBay I'd the the first to bid
- beedo34, on 11/26/2007, -6/+3what? he's not a celebrity!
he's a sick *****!
and now i know that you are as well. - MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4I admit that the idea of someone jerking it in public doesn't phase me, but how this person could then acquire fans is beyond me.
- beedo34, on 11/26/2007, -6/+3what? he's not a celebrity!
- aresef, on 11/26/2007, -1/+17*scratches a few places off his list*
- Spikito, on 11/26/2007, -11/+6If my penis was that small I'd probably be masturbating a lot too
- funknjunk, on 11/26/2007, -1/+7WHY??
- digitallysick, on 11/26/2007, -1/+17Wow , can you imagine how sad your life must be when you masturbate at stores and video it for the internet...
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7I like to imagine the opposite in these situations: what if his life is *****' rad, and he's wicked rich and gets ALL the ladies.
...Then he beats off in a book store just for the hell of it...- DAHyourFace, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1You've got a great point there. ROFL.
- DAHyourFace, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1You've got a great point there. ROFL.
- MagicCake, on 11/26/2007, -0/+7I like to imagine the opposite in these situations: what if his life is *****' rad, and he's wicked rich and gets ALL the ladies.
- ashlocke, on 11/26/2007, -10/+5Oh god, my ribs...My ribs! Hilarious!
Oh, and small penis alert. ;X My sister judged this "giant-small" guy 'laughable'.- soljarag, on 11/26/2007, -0/+0you are watching video of a guy jack off with your sister????????????
- TheMidnight, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1At least he's not pretending to sample facial cream in health and beauty and posting pictures of that...people are ***** up.
- dupswapdrop, on 11/26/2007, -12/+6Don't taze me balls bro!
- darkheartlor, on 11/26/2007, -9/+3This is the coolest guy in the world. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
- bubislegend, on 11/26/2007, -5/+1Clearly he is jackin it....Carl Monday
- kpaphysicist, on 11/26/2007, -2/+18My friend who works at barns & noble has to deal with wankers at his store. The bums just take the magazines into the bathrooms and... well.. you could say it's a "creamy" affair.
"creamy" is not the best word, but it is the first word that comes to mind.- acidbass, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2i never thought of that, i think im gonna go to the bookstore...........
- adamlaz2, on 11/26/2007, -2/+20...Don't watch the video.
- mrurc, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2I thought that was given.
- slayersharpe, on 11/26/2007, -7/+3My hero...
- mal1964, on 11/26/2007, -2/+3He puts on his happy face sticker when he exits walmart
- seanhive, on 11/26/2007, -9/+23At first I was gonna rip on this guy, but the fact that he is going to dozens of stores and boasting his collection on the internet awards him a great deal of respect according to man law.
- Scaryclouds, on 11/26/2007, -3/+9No... This is just sad.
- jer2eydevil88, on 11/26/2007, -4/+3What kind of man law do you follow? This guy is standing around jerking it behind old people at Wal-Mart! I think if anything he should be forced to hand in his man card for life!
This isn't funny its disgusting! How would you like your grandmother to have a heart attack because some ***** was doing this ***** and she noticed?- acidbass, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2my grandma would laugh at the size of the boy's ***** and call security.
- bluedemon31, on 11/26/2007, -8/+2lol does he cum.....? or just stroke to get caught? either way.....thats just some crazy *****.....that can happen in Arizona. :D
- AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -0/+2This guy needs to rename his net name to PocketPoolPlaya.
- thegreatgazoo, on 11/26/2007, -4/+0it must be in a nicer part of town. The Wal Marts I have been in that aren't in the greatest part of town have hundreds of obviously hung cameras.
- naldwell, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2they're not real
- tito184, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Glendale is not nice.
- devilbody, on 11/26/2007, -2/+10http://pcdnv4.xtube.com/watch_video.php?cv=0&idx=5 ...
- charlietuna, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1Obviously this is viral marketing for xtube...
- itsradBrad, on 11/26/2007, -16/+5I found his cell number if anyone wants it. The sick bastard.
from Craigslist Post:"...Give me a call at (623)-566-8102 or send me an email at baseballplaya-mg@cox.net..."
Listing: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/car/468912533.html- CondoleezzaRice, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4"baseballplayer" isn't the most uncommon of names
- itsradBrad, on 11/26/2007, -2/+8His location is precisely where this mall is. He lists it as Peoria/Glendale AZ. That is the area that we call Arrowhead. I live in the Arrowhead area. Also, he attends Glendale Community College which is very near here. It may not be common to have that ScreenName but Its uncommon to posses the other similarities.
Dick. - itsradBrad, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4But it probably isn't him though.
- itsradBrad, on 11/26/2007, -2/+8His location is precisely where this mall is. He lists it as Peoria/Glendale AZ. That is the area that we call Arrowhead. I live in the Arrowhead area. Also, he attends Glendale Community College which is very near here. It may not be common to have that ScreenName but Its uncommon to posses the other similarities.
- afidler, on 11/26/2007, -1/+2you know it's not a good idea to post someones personal number, it's illegal in a lot of places. it's even worse if you're not 100% sure it's the person. You might want to think ahead next time you make such a crass decision.
- itsradBrad, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2He posted it himself. I just did a google search. That isn't illegal anywhere but what he did sure as hell is.
- almonds646, on 09/11/2008, -0/+1if you can find his phone number, why can't the cops figure out who it was?
- itsradBrad, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2He posted it himself. I just did a google search. That isn't illegal anywhere but what he did sure as hell is.
- CondoleezzaRice, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4"baseballplayer" isn't the most uncommon of names
- Scaryclouds, on 11/26/2007, -2/+11What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
- Hosalabad, on 11/26/2007, -2/+1Nice =)
- Hosalabad, on 11/26/2007, -2/+1Nice =)
- PIPBoy2000, on 11/26/2007, -0/+1wow, i work at wal mart...i cant imagine how many people do that in my store
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