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- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -4/+252a pizza man once saved my life
by delivering my pizza when i was very hungry. - scurvydog00, on 05/30/2009, -2/+228"He was released on $800,000 bond late Thursday"
SAY WHAT ? - blackmesa, on 05/31/2009, -0/+196I know of similar pizza man heroics. This particular instance was captured via a police car dash-cam:
An officer is chasing someone when the suspect bails from his car, running on foot. The police officer also jumps out and starts chasing (the camera on the dash pointed down the sidewalk they are running, offering a long shot of the action). The cop is being outrun by the offender, when all of a sudden, a pizza guy (driving a car clearly marked as such) swerves off the road, over the gutter and directly in front of the suspect. The guy runs straight into the side of the car and falls to the ground. By the time the cop arrives at the fallen suspect, the pizza guy has reversed back onto the road and sped off (presumably to deliver pizza).
Swooping in, like an eagle of justice, the pizza guy saves the day. - CrazyFingers, on 05/31/2009, -1/+176The story is less incredible when you discover the pizza delivery guy was actually the Green Lantern.
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+133This guy is a hero and the fact that he was wearing a Green Lantern shirt makes him a super-hero!
- cynicalbrit94, on 05/31/2009, -6/+120Lesson: If you have a hostage, lock her in the bathroom and go pick up your god damn pizza.
Or don't f*cking abduct people. - DouglasQ, on 05/31/2009, -2/+76"Pizza men need not only appear in porn movies"
Sometimes they deliver pizzas. - Lefts, on 05/31/2009, -3/+75Or, if you abduct people, don't order pizza.
- krishnaavatar, on 05/31/2009, -1/+63Back in 2004, I worked part-time as a pizza delivery driver to pay off my student loans. During one delivery to a rough neighborhood, I parked my car next to a vehicle containing three men and two teenage girls. Both of the girls were drunk and one of them was fighting off two men who were holding her down and trying to take her clothes off. I reacted quickly by getting out of the car and staring angrily at the would-be rapists, at which point they got spooked and let go of her. Both girls exited the car, ran to a nearby taxi and left while the men hastily drove away. If I hadn't arrived there on time, those girls would have been raped. I wish I had gotten the license plate of that vehicle though.
- geodescent, on 05/31/2009, -0/+54http://stream.webmagic.com/clips/DV-552/51263.mov
- ayeroxor, on 05/31/2009, -2/+55"Pizza men need not only appear in porn movies, here is one, who has saved an adbucted woman"
Dear LtGenPanda: Do you have ANY ***** IDEA what a comma is for? - ASSASSYN360, on 05/31/2009, -3/+55In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
-- The Green Lantern's Creed - parax, on 05/30/2009, -2/+48Presumed innocence.
- hotshotveggie, on 05/31/2009, -0/+45Lylehasnobody strikes again! Too bad people don't check profile history when silly or morbid stories are told on digg...
- amandanoelle, on 05/31/2009, -0/+45I dig this, because I work in Gatlinburg, TN, just down the street from Capelli's. We order from them all the time! Yummy food, and I"ll make sure to congratulate Chris next time I see him.
- UrineEngineer, on 05/31/2009, -0/+45It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!
- hotshotveggie, on 05/31/2009, -0/+40I wonder how much a cosigner has to pay to get an $800,000 bond approved. The guy must have a rich friend or something?
- contradictator, on 05/31/2009, -0/+38In thickest crust, with extra cheese,
We'll call 911, if you say please.
Let those who eat anchovies with ease,
better stop the raping, Green Lantern sees! - inactive, on 05/30/2009, -2/+34If they order Sprite, they won't tip.
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+30The idea is that with that kind of money on the line they won't do a runner, because when they're proven innocent they'll get their money back.
Yeah, it never made much sense to me either. - eDiagas, on 05/31/2009, -0/+28But even abductors get sick of Hot Pockets.
- pickphlow, on 05/31/2009, -3/+30"I reacted quickly by getting out of the car and staring angrily"
Why didn't you react quickly by calling the police? - blackjack75, on 05/31/2009, -1/+25So if you're broke, it's presumed innonence too or is it different?
How one can be freed for money is beyond my understanding. If you're suspected of having stolen 800k then ok you can be released if you pay up 800k. But if you're in for kidnapping you should either be released for free or not at all. - trizzleatl, on 05/31/2009, -0/+24Maybe he used his rape-cabin as collateral.
- chadsmith729, on 05/31/2009, -0/+22I, really don't understand, what the point, you are trying to make, to LtGenPanda are you saying, that he uses too many commas, or perhaps, that, he doesn't use enough;
- mechnoch, on 05/31/2009, -0/+22In furthest cabin, in deepest South
I heed the words formed by your mouth.
Great justice via pizza-fail
Submit to Bubba, cellmate in jail!
-- Pizza Man's Creed - maroger, on 05/31/2009, -0/+21Amazing story, but there are places where they deliver pizza 30 miles? Between gas and wages, how could this be worth that in any situation or at any price? Not to mention the freshness of the pizza.
- asgardshill, on 05/31/2009, -1/+22And sometimes just the pepperoni.
- bbhill, on 06/16/2009, -0/+20***** epic
- Shazbuckle, on 05/31/2009, -0/+20No, digg him up, he's a genius
- MourningLemon, on 05/31/2009, -0/+18When I read that the voice in my head sounded like William Shatner.
- Pittsfield, on 05/31/2009, -0/+18Dugg for semi-colon.
- asgardshill, on 05/31/2009, -0/+17Somebody put up their house to get this guy bonded out.
- Rudegar, on 05/31/2009, -4/+21but the pizza guy is still envious of the other pizza guy who came round when those 2 girls were fooling around
and got to join in :) - mogdor, on 05/31/2009, -0/+15In longest drive, you gave no tip
I saw your hostage, and read her lip
Your plan is thwarted, she will not die
Next time you order, I spit in your pie - ichunxo, on 05/31/2009, -1/+16Just because the guy frequents you and your husband's restaurant doesn't mean you should randomly get into his car at his request...
- ell0bo, on 05/31/2009, -0/+15you can't tell us this story, and then not provide a link. This is a Digg equivalent of blue balls!
- Phazoni, on 05/31/2009, -0/+14From the video "...and horrifically raped." as opposed to what? Pleasantly raped? Intimately raped? Who writes this *****?
- LazyBeachBum, on 05/31/2009, -1/+15Not all heroes wear camouflage! Well done, sir! I salute you!
- LordVance, on 05/31/2009, -1/+15I think it's most probable that you sir are an asshat.
- SilverBack101, on 05/31/2009, -2/+15It's quite true when you also are suffering from the symptoms of Munnchieitis at like 12 am.
- BenTheTank, on 05/31/2009, -0/+13If you're up for it, I could go for that Pepperoni joke.
- serobill, on 05/31/2009, -2/+14I come to post a Pepperoni joke and instead I am now so depressed I could eat a whole pizza by myself.
- aceakm, on 05/31/2009, -3/+15Regardless, I like these stories Lyle has for us. Pretty entertaining.
- fancywares319, on 05/31/2009, -0/+12my life is average
- Tartled, on 05/31/2009, -0/+12I think bail is decided by the judge, not the DA
- ipjunkie, on 05/31/2009, -3/+14No green lantern shirt=fail
- hoodedrobin, on 05/31/2009, -8/+19I thought it was if they were black.
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+11Stop talking about pizza, its making me hungry.
- Paulish, on 05/31/2009, -0/+11People do what they can, you can't blame them for that. Maybe retrospectively you can pretend you would do something that makes a lot more sense, but in intense moments it can be harder to think rationally; to consider every option. Ultimately, what he did worked and that is what counts.
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