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- PhoenixAvatar2, on 11/27/2007, -5/+33210. You give out religious cards instead of a tip.
Happens to my waitress friend all the time. - sonnysavage, on 11/27/2007, -7/+262The Hummer with the off-road Segway is the the funniest
- Rikkochet, on 11/27/2007, -3/+180Technically they are douchebags.
- inactive, on 11/27/2007, -23/+185What about white preppy guys who wear flip flops and greet each other with urban handshakes (you know, the lock, slide, lock, snap out, pound it)? A normal handshake would suffice. They're ***** too.
- ggtsu, on 11/27/2007, -7/+151Sometimes you park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...
- Sparkster185, on 11/27/2007, -3/+119Missing a popped collar.
- ronaldinho, on 11/27/2007, -1/+96I'm a Christian and that should be one of the things we should NEVER do......anyone who worked at a restaurant before knows they live mainly off tips. That's just a slap to the face. Just because you value something more than the other, does not mean you impose that view onto others. Let them decide themselves.
- carpespasm, on 11/27/2007, -15/+100What better tip could they give her than a tip to embrace our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
/koolaid - r2builder, on 11/27/2007, -2/+87Cash. Cash would be better than what you suggested.
- GoonPowerX, on 11/27/2007, -3/+87What's the difference between a hummer and a cactus?
A cactus has the pricks on the outside. - Rsardinia, on 11/27/2007, -2/+78Ya gotta love that license plate too. "Excess" what a jackass.
- neodorian, on 11/27/2007, -4/+65The one I saw the other day made me sad too:
"My SUV (heart) Iraqi Oil"
I don't care what you think about the war and I know these are just the bumper sticker version of a trolling post but that kind of opinion is probably the only indefensible one out there. Might as well say "My SUV runs on the blood of American soldiers". - bigslicknut, on 11/27/2007, -11/+70I kinda liked the Merry Christmas message to th homeless.
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 11/27/2007, -12/+68The hummer alone is enough to classify the owner as an *****..
- ronaldinho, on 11/27/2007, -4/+58Ugh, if I really see anyone with that "kick their ass, take their gas" bumper sticker, I will know that I cannot carry a rational conversation with them
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 11/27/2007, -6/+59I take it you have never had a homeless person sleep in your doorway before? It is common sense to respect other peoples private property. I too had a homeless person that would sleep, piss and leave garbage in our apartment doorway. It was disgusting and rude. And how was I supposed to know if this guy wasn't crazy, every time we would leave for work the door would hit him laying there, what if he was not mentally correct and wanted to fight or kill me because of it? Was I supposed to trust this person when my wife is leaving the place? I don't think the person with the sign is the ***** here, its the homeless person.
- inactive, on 11/27/2007, -2/+54I need to snap a picture of the unbelievable asshats who part in the handicapped spots to go play basketball. Not only do they park in the handicapped spots but they do that "sideways parking" thing that takes up 2.5 spaces. But then I think that anyone who would do that to go play basketball is so stupid that they are, in fact, mentally retarded and therefore handicapped.
- Logicexe, on 11/27/2007, -1/+41Atheist cards? What were they, blank bits of paper?
- akilleen, on 11/27/2007, -0/+40Hey, what happened to, "OOOOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
- yohnstoppable, on 11/27/2007, -3/+41#11 - Not knowing how to spell Christian
- KingBunny, on 11/27/2007, -1/+38... please tell me the first one was a joke. If I saw that in real life I would burst out laughing.
... I just had an awesome idea. Fake protests for random made up stuff. "MEXICAN TURTLES ARE DESTROYING OUR RICE INDUSTRY." It would be sort of like YouTube comments, in that it's impossible to tell if they're real. - CrackyJSquirrel, on 11/27/2007, -6/+42Oh please.. Like atheists care enough to print out cards, let alone design them.
- CannedMango, on 11/27/2007, -2/+38#5 was depressing
- davdev, on 11/27/2007, -6/+42no you didn't
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 11/27/2007, -1/+34No I expect them not to sleep and piss in my doorway.. Am I saying grind them up and feed them to the starving? No, just don't piss and sleep in my doorway.. But since its fine with you, would you like to leave your address so we can direct all homeless people to your home so they can sleep and piss in your doorway?
- crossmr, on 11/27/2007, -1/+32I believe those are douchbags again, not *****..
- Mockylock, on 11/27/2007, -7/+37I didn't see anything about starring in a Mac commercial.
- sphigel, on 11/27/2007, -9/+38I agree that most of those people are probably ***** but this whole list definitely has a liberal slant to it. I've personally seen ant-war protestors using their young kids for demonstrations. Or how about little kids talking on TV about how they are worried about health care and social security. Give me a ***** break. They can't yet comprehend the nuances of the situation.
- quiznos, on 11/27/2007, -1/+30I use public restrooms and piss on the seats..
- Scira, on 11/27/2007, -13/+41most homeless people i have met have this "the world owes me" attitude. They think that because they are homeless that rules dont apply to them. I would bet that those people have a consistent problem even after trying the alternative. If i had that problem i would be that *****.
- Scottamus, on 11/27/2007, -1/+29Most adults can't comprehend the nuances of the situation.
- GeneralFault, on 11/27/2007, -2/+29Oh damn. I thought those Flying Spaghetti Monster cards were worth something.
- Markpdotcom, on 11/27/2007, -5/+31How is your flip flop collection? ;)
- Unclekoolaid, on 11/27/2007, -6/+32you rang?
- sutro33, on 11/27/2007, -2/+27I live in San Francisco, where the two shopping cart photos were taken. Where I used to live it was a mess of human piss and feces, hypodermic needles and broken crack pipes. On Thanksgiving Day, I was treated to seeing someone take a crap on the sidewalk for the first time. About a year ago, I got to witness a homeless man giving another homeless man a bj. So, yeah, that stuff is disgusting, this city's response is pathetic and I could easily see myself posting that sign...
however, these aren't the majority of homeless people. Most homeless people are single mothers and their children who don't have a "the world owes me attitude," and are generally invisible. So, yeah, my point is that... um, I don't know. Not all homeless people are *****. - fstorino, on 11/27/2007, -2/+26But IF we did, I'm sure it would be a very intelligent design...
- GreyICE, on 11/27/2007, -3/+26So are you the ***** with the hummer, or the one who can't park?
- samuraipizzacat, on 11/27/2007, -6/+29I dunno about you guys, but having that Segway would be pretty awesome.Well...maybe only for a week.
- bonkeykong, on 11/28/2007, -1/+221. You and all your boys have the same new *****' haircut - and they're all getting some pussy tonight.
2. You have your collar popped - because you're the *****' man and everyone should know it.
3. You swear to god if any mother ***** looks at you the wrong way you're starting a fight.
4. Yeah, you take steroids. You eat that ***** for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
5. Yeah, you *****' grunt when you get your swell on at the gym, because everyone should *****' see how jacked and tan you are.
6. MUSCLE MILK!
7. PROTEIN!
8. POWER BARS!
9. *****' Jaeger bombs! - tmattoneill, on 11/27/2007, -2/+200 to loser in 4.5 seconds.
- neodorian, on 11/27/2007, -5/+23Yeah because there are so many atheist tracts out there. The difference is that the obnoxious christians will tell you that you are doomed for not believing that the bible is the literal word of god. The obnoxious atheists will just think you are a sucker.
(the rest of us all around just live and let live). - Trublmakr, on 11/27/2007, -7/+25Start putting the silly cards in the collection plate and save the cash for your hard-working waitress. Watch your fat sweaty preacher go ballistic.
- bobartig, on 11/27/2007, -2/+19I used to think that I was an *****, but after reading this list, I'm starting to think that I'm a pretty nice guy.
- GeneralFault, on 11/27/2007, -0/+15Even better if you go riding around wearing a big camera, a stupid hat, short shorts with untanned legs, a fanny-pack and a bright obnoxious Hawaiian shirt.
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 11/27/2007, -1/+16"No, I said they don't deserve to be trampled underfoot" Exactly.. Get the ***** out of my doorway, and I wont trample you..
So I owe homeless people something? After I provide for myself and my family I have to also provide for people who cant do the same for themselves?
Are these people exempt from laws? So if you were trespassing on my private property would you be subject to arrest because you are NOT homeless? Your heart bleeds too much, it is interfering with your logic.
If I am an ***** because I believe that you alone are responsible for yourself, then so be it. At least I am not a panty waste who thinks everyone can be or is worth being saved. - MunkeeBoy, on 11/28/2007, -2/+16Condensed Version:
3 Telltales Signs Your Probably An *****
1. Your a Redneck
2. Your a Fundamentalist Christian
3. All of the Above - arbulus, on 11/28/2007, -1/+15@gyrfalcon
It really disgusts me when people can't just have a debate and resort to things such as "go kill yourself."
What if I did kill myself? What if I chased a bottle of Benadryl with a bottle of vodka right now? Would you be happy? Would you be glad?
What the hell is wrong with people? - cmorwhat, on 11/27/2007, -12/+26hmmm wouldnt that make you an ***** for thinking your way of doing things is better?
- adrianmonk, on 11/27/2007, -0/+14Don't make a picture. Just get their car towed. That will probably have more impact on the way they view the world. The fine can be several hundred dollars, much higher than virtually any other parking violation.
- swanny89, on 11/27/2007, -0/+14Thats just arguing semantics. Pointing out a technical mistake is a pretty weak argument.
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