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- Dradis, on 10/29/2007, -3/+116As far as I'm concerned Zombies should only eat one thing: 00 Buckshot.
- redlemon, on 10/11/2007, -7/+59i'm a zombie doctor and i have to say that this chart is totally inaccurate. eating that much brain will not only give you terrible gas, it will also rot your teeth (unless of course you import your brains from the chinese brain farms).
- Standeck, on 10/29/2007, -3/+52And what do zombie vegans eat?
GRAAAINS! - thegreeneyedkri, on 10/29/2007, -3/+38here's my problem:
This pyramid has completely overlooked flesh.
How can you forget about an arm or a leg? Those feed tons of zombie families everywhere.
(bones and gristle do not constitute flesh) - mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -2/+34All these zombie tips today... is something happening that I don't know about? Should I go home and start sawing my shotgun barrel off?
- BLyn, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31I understand the potential applications, but chances are the link will go down minutes before the next zombie attack. May i advise everyone to print off a copy to put on their fridge.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -8/+32BRRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSS!!!!
- wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -3/+22Dear Zombie Drug Administration,
As any healthy zombie will tell you, I myself included, you're chart neglected to neglect to mention "minimum" daily drug intake. Please correct.
Signed,
Keith Richards - DJFMA, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18I heard they also like electro records. Not hip hop... electro!
- mercano, on 10/11/2007, -5/+18What do we want?
Brains!
When do we want them?
Brains! - cmf2010, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14well at least if we run into any morbidly obese zombies we know exactly how they got that way. Great resource
- Tippis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Oh no... No need.
Instead, I suggest you go stand by your nearest window, facing the room, with your headphones on and some nice music at a high volume... - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7You're just the 1 out of 5 doctors that screw up the recommendations. The chart is 100.000% accurate. YES, to 3 decimal places.
- h4mx0r, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8Last thing you want is a health nut coming home drunk to the fridge to figure out what he should eat that night.
- Derrekito, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Thankfully, if there ever were a Zombie hoard to enter the U.S. they would simply starve to death.
- kevinmotel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5i think we'll bury them both
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6"The Batman Soundtrack?"
"Throw it" - zephod42, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Is there an Internaltional Zombie day? If not, there should be. We should not let the Pirates have all the fun.... unless they are Zombie Pirates (i.e. Flying Dutchman)
- burnstyle, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4it will next time you are at willamette park mall
- Tippis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Absolutely. And remember, there's rain forecasted, so don't worry if the light from the window suddenly seems to get dimmed...
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4While delivering a meaningful and heartfelt speech?
- choppinbroccoli, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4A valid point. Especially since you have to go through the flesh to get to the bones or gristle.
- acidkore, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts
Hey hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
In this rotten *****' place, hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
Why can't we have a change of pace
--Misfits - AsSubtleAsABrik, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Two zombie related things in one day? This is a good day for Digg.
- Kinjiru, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Remember... Shop smart.. shop S-MART!!!!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I was about to ask WHAT ABOUT BRAINS??? and then I saw it down at the bottom, the main food group. While the food pyramid is healthy in terms of nutrition for zombies, it is recommended that they also maintain a steady regiment of slow walking with arms aloft in front.
- Foamator, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2And make sure you're an insignificant supporting character. A red Star Trek outfit would be advised.
- Web_Weasel, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiiiinnnns!!!! Graaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnsss!!! Graiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssss!!!!!!! - andyyoung1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Beware of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy or Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease! They can lay out an otherwise perfectly healthy zombie.
- tehbored, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I always figured they would like the liver more than the heart and lungs and intestines more than stomachs.
- Foamator, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Prink.
- mabhatter, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I'd have thought brains would be on top? After all, those would be delicacies.. young zombies shouldn't eat too many.
- mercano, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Thats assuming your teeth haven't fallen out already.
- GenmaNinja, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Zombies are your friends!
- shadyk8o, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Zombies are awesome
- elpayo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1What about marrow?
- inactive, on 03/15/2009, -0/+1if you like that try this on
http://www.leetflashgames.com/view/534/Whack-Your- ... - villageatheist, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1and for seconds, they can eat my ass
- xyqxyq, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1alllllllll of it?
- jake8689, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1i m going to north to Alaska zombies can't survive the cold
- trogdor282, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1T-shirt???
- jake8689, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1flesh is liek the skin of and apple, you have to get threw that to get to alll the good stuff
- TannerPwnz, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3And you have no penis.
- DiggDuggDone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Top of the 'mid. "Gnaw sparingly."
Just like anything with good 'mouth feel' and 'tastes great', it's bad for you.
(Yes, that's a setup folks...) - ArveeOnFire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Sorry. We'll ask you before we post anything next time.
- tangorooster, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1lol
- Hidama, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1That joke was so horrible it became funny.
- naturalblue23, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1needs moar carbs
- datastorageguy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1http://duggmirror.com
- rockouttomcr, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1im actually astounded at how unfunny and retarded this is...it makes me almost as mad as logging on to digg and seeing the front page covered with stories about Bush, Cheney, and Paris Hilton. *****.
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