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Picture: The Zombie Food Pyramid
stahss.com — A top down representation of the zombie food pyramid. Definitely a keeper for future reference.
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- hansk, on 10/11/2007, -13/+4mmmearrrllggggg!!!!
brraaiinnssssss!- rrasco, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2i wonder if genitals are part of the intestine group? must not be very healthy, ive never seen any zombies go muff diving.
- avihappy, on 10/11/2007, -8/+32BRRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSS!!!!
- aquadoctorbob, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0You guys have heard the one about the vegan zombie, right?
Edit: Scroll down to Standeck's comment for the joke. He beat me to it :)
- aquadoctorbob, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0You guys have heard the one about the vegan zombie, right?
- redlemon, on 10/11/2007, -7/+59i'm a zombie doctor and i have to say that this chart is totally inaccurate. eating that much brain will not only give you terrible gas, it will also rot your teeth (unless of course you import your brains from the chinese brain farms).
- mercano, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Thats assuming your teeth haven't fallen out already.
- BeyondGoodNEvil, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7You're just the 1 out of 5 doctors that screw up the recommendations. The chart is 100.000% accurate. YES, to 3 decimal places.
- Derrekito, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Thankfully, if there ever were a Zombie hoard to enter the U.S. they would simply starve to death.
- zombielover, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0A zombie doctor eh, I thought brains were good for zombies, why do they eat them then?
http://www.zombiegames.us
- Dradis, on 10/29/2007, -3/+116As far as I'm concerned Zombies should only eat one thing: 00 Buckshot.
- biggnasty, on 10/11/2007, -10/+3***** aye
- villageatheist, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1and for seconds, they can eat my ass
- cmf2010, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14well at least if we run into any morbidly obese zombies we know exactly how they got that way. Great resource
- BLyn, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31I understand the potential applications, but chances are the link will go down minutes before the next zombie attack. May i advise everyone to print off a copy to put on their fridge.
- h4mx0r, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8Last thing you want is a health nut coming home drunk to the fridge to figure out what he should eat that night.
- thehax0rcist, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3A 12 gauge slug a day keeps the zombies away!
- thegreeneyedkri, on 10/29/2007, -3/+38here's my problem:
This pyramid has completely overlooked flesh.
How can you forget about an arm or a leg? Those feed tons of zombie families everywhere.
(bones and gristle do not constitute flesh)- choppinbroccoli, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4A valid point. Especially since you have to go through the flesh to get to the bones or gristle.
- jake8689, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1flesh is liek the skin of and apple, you have to get threw that to get to alll the good stuff
- xyqxyq, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1alllllllll of it?
- wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -3/+22Dear Zombie Drug Administration,
As any healthy zombie will tell you, I myself included, you're chart neglected to neglect to mention "minimum" daily drug intake. Please correct.
Signed,
Keith Richards- dutchdude15, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2your >:-(
- TannerPwnz, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3And you have no penis.
- dutchdude15, on 10/11/2007, -10/+2your >:-(
- dutchdude15, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2srry 4 double post. bury this one.
- kevinmotel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5i think we'll bury them both
- dutchdude15, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2srry 4 double post. bury this one.
- wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2This is from Keith Richards. What do you expect?
I was surprised he handed me something that wasn't alphabet soup -- actual alphabet soup on a piece of paper! - wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1ROLLING STONES SUCK!
(There, I think I really pissed off those digging down)
- dutchdude15, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2your >:-(
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -2/+34All these zombie tips today... is something happening that I don't know about? Should I go home and start sawing my shotgun barrel off?
- Tippis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Oh no... No need.
Instead, I suggest you go stand by your nearest window, facing the room, with your headphones on and some nice music at a high volume...- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4While delivering a meaningful and heartfelt speech?
- Tippis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Absolutely. And remember, there's rain forecasted, so don't worry if the light from the window suddenly seems to get dimmed...
- Foamator, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2And make sure you're an insignificant supporting character. A red Star Trek outfit would be advised.
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4While delivering a meaningful and heartfelt speech?
- jake8689, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1i m going to north to Alaska zombies can't survive the cold
- Tippis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Oh no... No need.
- DJFMA, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18I heard they also like electro records. Not hip hop... electro!
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6"The Batman Soundtrack?"
"Throw it" - Foamator, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Prink.
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6"The Batman Soundtrack?"
- donkz, on 10/11/2007, -8/+2unfunni
- rickyjames, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2Huh, there's a run on zombie info lately. I just got done with reading World War Z - a surprisingly good novel written as if it were an oral (heh) history in 2015 or so. Worth reading, check it out... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z
- medicatedsquid, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1I don't even know why this was posted... Sure, it's funny, but it didn't really interest me at all.
- burnstyle, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4it will next time you are at willamette park mall
- ArveeOnFire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Sorry. We'll ask you before we post anything next time.
- Authustian, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1Nothing's worse than a fat zombie, I mean, that ***** was hungry when he was alive!
- BobTheChainsaw, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2I've been eating waaay too many bones and gristle lateley. It just tastes too good!
- mabhatter, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I'd have thought brains would be on top? After all, those would be delicacies.. young zombies shouldn't eat too many.
- r0b1, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1Haha, I get it. Because they're zombies.
die. - mercano, on 10/11/2007, -5/+18What do we want?
Brains!
When do we want them?
Brains! - Standeck, on 10/29/2007, -3/+52And what do zombie vegans eat?
GRAAAINS!- Hidama, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1That joke was so horrible it became funny.
- BeyondGoodNEvil, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I was about to ask WHAT ABOUT BRAINS??? and then I saw it down at the bottom, the main food group. While the food pyramid is healthy in terms of nutrition for zombies, it is recommended that they also maintain a steady regiment of slow walking with arms aloft in front.
- zephod42, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Is there an Internaltional Zombie day? If not, there should be. We should not let the Pirates have all the fun.... unless they are Zombie Pirates (i.e. Flying Dutchman)
- shadyk8o, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Zombies are awesome
- Kinjiru, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Remember... Shop smart.. shop S-MART!!!!
- elpayo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1What about marrow?
- DiggDuggDone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Top of the 'mid. "Gnaw sparingly."
Just like anything with good 'mouth feel' and 'tastes great', it's bad for you.
(Yes, that's a setup folks...)
- DiggDuggDone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Top of the 'mid. "Gnaw sparingly."
- AsSubtleAsABrik, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Two zombie related things in one day? This is a good day for Digg.
- GenmaNinja, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Zombies are your friends!
- trogdor282, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1T-shirt???
- tangorooster, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1lol
- andyyoung1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Beware of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy or Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease! They can lay out an otherwise perfectly healthy zombie.
- haloevo, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2wtf has digg become?...
This is pathetic. - Web_Weasel, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiiiinnnns!!!! Graaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnsss!!! Graiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssss!!!!!!! - tehbored, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I always figured they would like the liver more than the heart and lungs and intestines more than stomachs.
- sniperpants, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0Absurd. I can't believe this kind of crap is being dug. Some people on this site really have zombie brains. :D
- devilzfood, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0I wonder if they need to make a new modified version of the pyramid like the FDA did. Erase bones completely, eat more brain, etc.
- acidkore, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts
Hey hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
In this rotten *****' place, hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
Why can't we have a change of pace
--Misfits - rockouttomcr, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1im actually astounded at how unfunny and retarded this is...it makes me almost as mad as logging on to digg and seeing the front page covered with stories about Bush, Cheney, and Paris Hilton. *****.
- Vascabruta, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0looks like you've forgotten to eat your veggies.
http://g2bgreen.com - datastorageguy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1http://duggmirror.com
- naturalblue23, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1needs moar carbs
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