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Photo: The 3rd Man In History To Ever Walk On Water !!!

funny-potato.com — The 1st one was Jesus...The 2nd one was Peter (the apostle)...Then there was this guy .......Jose

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 23, 2007

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  • V1be, on 10/12/2007, -35/+791The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
  • Fracture98, on 10/12/2007, -10/+431Canadians do it all the time. It's called "winter".
  • cypher35, on 10/12/2007, -16/+263looks more like he's running on water...
  • melbourne28, on 10/12/2007, -6/+204Jose is also the first person to ***** his pants faster than the speed of sound
  • dawglse, on 10/12/2007, -5/+159Uhh... NAH REALLY!? ZOMG
  • Xinareiaz, on 10/12/2007, -9/+142Adobe ® is going to take you to court!
  • tehbored, on 10/12/2007, -5/+138When running from a bull, anything is possible!
  • Cyre, on 10/12/2007, -243/+358The first two are myths, so Jose IS the first!
  • slave25637, on 10/12/2007, -13/+123you mean "The image was manipulated using Adobe® Photoshop® software."
  • DrunkenPirate34, on 10/12/2007, -44/+138@rtay150
    So If I write a book that says this guy named Drunken Pirate could fly and fought dragons, would your believe it because it was in a book?
  • fourtythreek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+82But can Jose microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?
  • directedition, on 10/12/2007, -11/+78Brilliant deduction. I thought he was really walking on water.
  • kensai111, on 10/12/2007, -7/+63Somehow I feel this should be a Redbull ad...
  • kestrel9, on 10/12/2007, -4/+54If you fart faster than the speed of sound, can you leave the room before anyone hears it?
  • idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+44One time I fell out of a fast boat and I bounced on the water.
  • shagen454, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44hahahaha, "paintshopped" - never heard that one before.
  • Firehed, on 10/12/2007, -3/+43Doubt it unless you can run at the speed of sound too. I'd rather not have my flatulence accompanied by a sonic boom.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -11/+48@Wilson: Most people do not believe in unsubstantiated claims. You make a claim, the burden of proof is on the claimant.
  • sronbheatha, on 10/12/2007, -7/+43Was I the only one expecting Jose Mourinho trying to prove he's the Messiah again.
  • MBarnwell, on 10/12/2007, -11/+43Lame...wake me up when this is over...
    the bar has officially been lowered

    (i know i'll get dugg down, but i don't care about this aspect of digg...diggnation for the win)
  • idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Flying. He's flying, guys.

    I can't believe you think he's *walking*.You're all so gullible
  • aogail, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25Red Bull gives you fins?
  • shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25@archlich
    take your smilies with you also.
  • ambios, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27looks like hes walking into water.
  • mrmcphee, on 10/12/2007, -10/+29@ruesky09

    Billions of people may believe anything they want, it doesn't make it any more right or wrong. It simply proves nothing. That's an example of a logical fallacy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies

    I hope that helps. G*d bl*ss.
  • kirkio, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20RTFA: He walked on water and evaded it. Bulls can't walk on water, only Jose can!
  • spyrochaete, on 10/12/2007, -42/+60Sorry, never heard of it. Is that by Stephen King?
  • MBarnwell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19http://www.digg.com/tech_news/Adobe_The_Photoshop_trademark_must_never_be_used_as_a_verb

    :)
  • d03boy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15good ol' Paint Shop Pro
  • foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Its a bit obvious. The water turned non-Newtonian...
  • Dunadan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Sure, haven't you ever heard of Michael Jordan.
  • karbonx, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17@siszam


    how is that any more ridiculous than some sort of all knowing all capable being functioning outside the laws of physics just magically creating everything?
  • turbod33, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14Hey I know that Digg hates religion, but do we have to bring this up in every post? Just comment on the photo.
  • Jozer99, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12You are SOOO 3 hours out of date!

    Adobe released a statement saying that "Photoshop" cannot be used as a verb. So now everyone is poking fun at Adobe by saying "altered by Adobe® Photoshop® software".
  • KuntaKinte, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10that was also the first bull to walk on water while killing the third man to walk on water
  • Federbeast, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8This image was GIMPed!
  • JoeDiggsIt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Corel Painter IX'ed or possibly Painted (You know MS Paint......haha...haha...lol...sob)
  • grumpyrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I suppose gimped takes on its own meaning.
  • WraythX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@TKDWILSON - mandel15 is right - there really is no proof, so we shouldn't believe. That is the reason that (presumably) all the diggers (like me) that don't believe as you do, also do not believe in Plato, Aristotle, Pontius Pilate, Archimedes, Aristophanes, Euripides, all the Kings and Queens of England who do not have a first hand provable written account of their lives, and so many more.
  • NnyDarko, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Nah, really? I mean this picture wasn't sent from the future so someone could post it on the internet? It would have to be a continually recurring event for it not to be old. Gives us a time-frame for your definition of old and maybe some more thought into the comment and you might not get buried.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5The Gimp is sleeping...
  • AtomB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Everyone just needs to start saying images were gimped if Adobe doesn't want all the free advertising and wants to be picky about everything.
  • echunny, on 10/12/2007, -7/+12I guess Bush needs to extend the US/Mexican border fence over water now...
  • d03boy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5jumping..
  • aristotle0dude, on 10/12/2007, -12/+16@Cyre: Do you act like an ***** in real life or do you atheists reserve being pricks on the internet?

    How about for once, you show some tolerance and stop trying to shove your beliefs about what is or is not a myth on everyone else?
  • jeffbarnett513, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5In the VT tragedy thread there was a comment that said "I will pray for the families" or something similar. It was dugg +502 last time I looked. It seems people are just as quick to claim that Jesus was a sham as they are to pray to him in a time of need. Go figure.
  • s3rgi0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3We're all thinking it so I won't even bother saying it
  • karbonx, on 10/12/2007, -9/+12@vazel

    I'm not trying to put down anyone's faith, I'm just trying to point out that it is faith and not fact, and that as long as there's no concrete proof, it will remain a matter of faith.
  • Jorlwind, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Well I'm out of shape.. So if a bull was chasing me i'd be praying for the first man to walk on water to save my ass.
  • V1ncent, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3If an angry bull was chasing me, I'd run on water easily. Or at least do a rather convincing hydroplane after being struck...
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