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- Darkshine, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Wow Santa looks stoned on page 7.
Actually quite a few of these Santas are scary. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22I think I have a Phobia for randomly Capitalized Words.
- CLIFFosakaJAPAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17What the Hell's up with the Santa in #8? I would have nightmares for years if this Santa (Doll?) was in my house
http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=8 - kuj007, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I think he's referring to Darryl Dawkins (aka Chocolate Thunder from the planet Lovetron), the former NBA star... he has a small but vocal group of devotees that *hate* Santa with a maniacal passion. They are renowned for their tenacity and viciousness.
HTH - TheoDork, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Some of those Santas are pretty terrifying, I would've been scared of them too.
- amandaw33, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=11
Looks like Santa is about to cry in that one. Definitely not smiling that's for sure - Alphateam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11#25 has some issues.....either he is hung like a WHOLE pack of horses, or....he has some other problems.
http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=25 - dustedbunny, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11well That's really a Shame. Have you seen A therapist about it Yet?
- GliTCH82, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9It's because kids see things their parents don't. They see right through the red suit, hat and beard.. all the way through to the child molester posing as Santa.
- mogus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9My nephew said he straight up didn't want presents at all if Santa was bringing them. My Sister had to tell him that one of his helpers was bringing them instead.
- Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9whats dawkins got to do with any of this?
- bannus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=55
That one looks is going to kill me Christmas eve in my sleep. 0_0 - dustedbunny, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7What's even scarier is the look on the kids face all the way to the right. He looks absolutley horrified.
- freakydingo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Half of those Santa's scare me now. What the heck is up with number 5?! That mask is terrifying.
- FBMGriever, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Seems like Santa needs a little bit of re-hab...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670841.jpg
No wonder these kids are crying.. - UGM2099, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6The phobia of strange men holding you and baffling you with questions? Yes it's real!
- scyform, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Agreed. I don't blame half these kids for being scared to death.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670856.jpg - dustedbunny, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9I didn't find any direct "phobia" of Santa. But there is one for a fear of old people called "Gerontophobia."
...and whole lot of other phobias..
http://phobialist.com/reverse.html - jud420, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=15
look an awful lot like
http://dragonstyle.typepad.com/personal/PaiMeiStoleMyEyeball_E3D2/bill%5B14%5D.jpg
... damn you pai mei! - Alvaradolol, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7Yeah, who wouldn't be afraid of that: http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670848.jpg
- ProximaC, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"I have a Phobia for drop down buttons.. click... click... see pic, click... click..... see another pic.......ARGHHHHHH!!!"
Have a phobia for looking in the upper right hand corner too? - MobbyG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I think #7 got in a drinking contest with Rudolf to see who's nose could glow brighter. HA!
- machine117, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Some of these santas look strung out on heroin...
- wild, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I think thats a MyBuddy doll, lol.
- mookiemookie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Half of those Santa's look like they're straight from Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series. These kids don't have a fear of Santa...just well developed survival instincts.
- MisterRibs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm with you on that number 5 - if Michael Myers went out for Christmas instead of Halloween... he'd wear that mask.
- MisterRibs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Some of them are actually pretty darn scary - reminds me of the Evil Santa Generator - http://www.scottsmind.com/games/evil-santa/
- fauxpaw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Arrows, top right of the page.
- ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3a pedophile's dream job
- Fracture98, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Wow. Some people sure have some mindbogglingly hideous children.
- lazyron, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6I can't decide what I find more amusing... the screaming kids or the befuddled Santas.
- clink0914, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3its Claustrophobia...
- RobotKing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37 looks faded
9 looks like a pervert
11 looks like he is taking a dump
14 seems to have a cannon for an arm
17 is about to kill the child
19 is about to make a run for it
24 looks like chong
25 has elephantitis
43 is actually sean connery
63 that screaming girl looks like bjork
Its the one time of the year they can get a job other than greeter at walmart and the kids have to ruin it. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Gives new definition to the term "Santa's sack".
- ArmyOfFun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35 is obviously a well preserved corpse.
- rob5408, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=14
#14 looks like he's missing a hand, I'd be scared too - gconeen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2yeah, i'd be scared by half those guys if I were 5 years old.
- maiku00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I was always ***** ***** bat scared of that guy when I was a kid
- CoreBurn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I'm more apt to go with what mookiemookie said above "These kids don't have a fear of Santa...just well developed survival instincts."
Any other time of the year, January through November would you take your kid to the mall or somewhere & find some strange anonymous man in a costume you've never met before & make your kid sit in his lap? - uptown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2No kidding...
#7 looks like he's on tail end of a week-long bender.
#17 looks like Santa actually did something in the photo
I'm not even sure #53 knows he's supposed to be Santa
#55 is now serving 10 to 20
#62 wishes he hadn't remembered to put in his hearing aid that morning - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Question:
My child is afraid of Santa Claus. What's the best way to deal with this?
https://www.healthforums.com/library/1,1258,article~8346,00.html - WarPirate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Is Santa 55 a mug shot or is he getting ready to rob the bank the picture was taken at?
- edge001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2these pictures tell the story... and that story's headline is:
"Amber Alert" - MattM462, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://www.chicagotribune.com/santa
Another gallery... - sogracefully, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1no, jessica rabbit has red hair!
- damha, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1someones been smoking some dope
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2003-12/10670841.jpg - Tarmanydyn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Those are some ugly ass kids...
- AcidPhysx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1#5 FTW oMg
#11 Looks as scared as the kid - devilsanthem, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1lol a big guy that's supposed to break into your home every year in the middle of the night and keeps an eye on your behavior the rest of the year; what child wouldn't be scared.
- AlphaEta, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1King: I'm thoroughly impressed by your detailed analysis of the Santas! Well done.
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