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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+76"BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere."
- Dagur, on 10/12/2007, -2/+57I heard she's very object oriented and knows a lot about inheritance.
- Bucky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38"Like its creator it has a flashy and highly polished feel to it while remaining easily accessible - both front-end and back-end."
I love it! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25http://members.cox.net/vegasj4/paris2.gif
- graystar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23do {
v.in();
v.pulse();
v.out();
} while ( v.state == "wet") - arrenlex, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Oh, yeah, this article is totally serious. Now if you excuse me I'm going to go find Swift's "A Modest Proposal" and see if my little brother will fit into the frying pan.
- EsotericBoredom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20You should definitely run an anti-virus before letting this build anywhere near you system.
- wurzelgummage, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13GNUherpes
- chrisduffer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I wonder how long the sysadmin at www.parishilton.com will take to realise wtf all those 404 errors are about.
- chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11it comes with an OMG PONIES!!!! theme.
- jacobo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10original picture
http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton093.jpg - kubudubudubuntu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9no it's real, she's a mad blackhat kernel hacker.
- gforb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I guess I should also release my "Girly Handwriting Linux" ISO to the community. Features MySpace as a link right from the desktop, everything is pink, and icons glitter momentarily when apps are launched. Like OMG!
(Distrowatch announcement in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...) - thomasprebble, on 10/12/2007, -7/+13void ParisLoop(DaddiesMoney, VoiceSynthTechnology, Tinkerbell) {
while(DaddiesMoney > 0) {
makePornMovie();
*****();
filePatentFor("some crappy catch phrase");
}
makeJapaneseBukkakeFilm(); - cantbearsed1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8rofl. i love the way half this community doesnt realise its a joke. :)
- fatcat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5psst. its not real
- chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Slutware linux didn't tip you off to the fact that it wasn't real? How about PARIS HILTON programming.... you believed that?
- cody50, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Damn! I thought Linux was supposed to be virus free!?
- alej744, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3DAMMIT!!!! If this was real, I swear I would've installed it on an old PC!!
- saralk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Seriously though, if there was a Linux Distro endorsed by Paris Hilton, so long as it was correctly marketed, it could turn a few heads. Think Paris Hilton branded laptops.
- FuManchu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1OK. I can't resist a wrap-up of puns/ jokes:
1] Slackware - slutware in the original article +5
2] cody50 was first with the "Damn! I thought Linux was supposed to be virus free!?" angle. +3
My own addition:
From the Deb who put the "ho" in "hotel," Paris Hilton now openly joins the Open Sores community! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2@ilyag: its better with music.
http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/ - Sauron974, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Does Paris Hilton remind anyone else of a horse? Or is that just me?
- jellygraph, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1barf
- PrometheuZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Actually, I'm holding out for the Jolie release.
- Nafla, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Oh snap, it's fake. I should have known better than just to skim the comments, still quite amusing though.
- join, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'm writting this comment from Tinkerbell Linux. It's cool! ;)
- EdLesMann, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I am sure Norton, McAfee, and others would love it. The first Linux distro that has virus preinstalled and spreads just by being on the network. Due to the sheer volume and the constant mutating, they would never have complete protection and would always have a job!
Of course it also has a tendency to feud with distros that are slimmer then it is... - infra172, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Comparing the narcissism of the open source community to the narcissism of "celebrities." Brilliant!
- RyanPT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Christ, for a second there I thought this was serious. :(
- goblindegook, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4September 1 is the April Fool's Day killer.
- Dotnetsky, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Jesus! More useless mental masturbation. It's a sad commentary on the mean IQ of Digg users that crap like this makes front page.
- madjo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1> Slutware linux didn't tip you off to the fact that it wasn't real? How about
> PARIS HILTON programming.... you believed that?
well, apparently she has also hacked Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry, or something. At least that was on Digg a few days ago. :P - punzki, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I can understand why this is categorized as "Offbeat" and not under "Linux".
- thund3rstruck, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Wow that was hilarious...
Tinkerbell Linux is based on Slutware Linux and will be distributed on Paris Hilton's next music CD entitled "Crontab for Love." Until then the distribution can be downloaded from http://www.parishilton.com/tinkerbell/. - SamKellett, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1The photoshopped image now makes it look like she's cupping her left breast as there's no dog inbetween her hand and chest anymore.
- PrometheuZ, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2NOOOOOOOOOO! Someone please! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!
- onlysix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Wow, the first Linux release in history to require the end user to have anti-virus protection before use.
- PrometheuZ, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2And narcissism is where the similarities end.
- SpoBo, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4touché
- chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -6/+5Private class tinkerbell extends paris_intelligence {
for (int x=0; x>x++;x++) {
system.out.print ("this infinite loop is hot!");
}
} - berwiki, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2haha, i was buying the whole article until they mentioned it was based on "Slutware" Linux...then I finally got the joke. Too bad, I was actually attracted to her for a bit.
- xtmno3, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4I was thinking the same thing... Priceless!
- greekgoat91, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3this is gold
- leethal, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0When I read "I've been dabbling with coding for ages".. No need for a easy to discover photoshop manipulation.
Hey, you coders out there! Let me see some examples of how code written by Paris Hilton would look like! - chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4This is hilarious.
- cooppw02, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3Meant to be funny?
They can keep trying. - munkeyman, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2"...based on Slutware"
Haha this made me laugh. Slackware anyone? - bubba9er, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2I just heard that Nicole Richee is looking forward to the Vista release. I know this must be disconcerting to everyone as who isn't dying to get the two of them to re-unite and milk some cows again?
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