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- strum40, on 05/19/2009, -1/+90That sausage brat out the wurst in her.
- ocharry, on 05/20/2009, -1/+57I never sausage bad puns in my entire life.
- kplo, on 05/19/2009, -0/+42"No, I'm just happy to see you."
- J353, on 05/20/2009, -1/+23This comment is a wiener.
- inactive, on 05/20/2009, -0/+20Florida. That is all...
- cawfee, on 05/20/2009, -1/+18This pretty much meats the bar for bad puns.
- samsonofjohn, on 05/19/2009, -0/+14Sometimes you just want sausage
- kitsua, on 05/20/2009, -0/+11Wow, username fail.
- cambob76, on 05/20/2009, -2/+12Hotdog.
- blackfox026, on 05/20/2009, -1/+9you guys need to post more links
- v3rtex7740, on 05/19/2009, -2/+10Unless they have good video of her taking it AND leaving with it... a good lawyer could beat this.
I could see some public defender trying to make a name for himself taking this up. - protonone, on 05/20/2009, -0/+8I've had one of those before. Not something I'd risk going to jail for.
- stack3r, on 05/20/2009, -3/+9Gotta love america. Taken to jail instantly for stealing a $1 item and having drug paraphernalia. No drugs, No weapons, No violence, Nothing that proved she was a problem to society in general.
- GreenNoise, on 05/20/2009, -0/+5Maybe because she blew her money on meth?
- Spanq, on 05/20/2009, -0/+5She was just trying to feed her unborn baby!
- JawnDisease, on 05/20/2009, -2/+6I don't know why it's considered funny that a drug addict so poor that she had to steal a piece of processed junk food got caught. It's just ***** sad. Any cop with a heart would go into that 7-11, pay the $1.99 or whatever, and give the lady a ride home or something. Clearly however cops don't have souls and neither does Smoking Gun
- kingdomdude, on 05/20/2009, -1/+5Big Mama and her spicy sister, Tijuana Mama, are the largest pickled sausages on the market. They offer a big, bold taste for consumers looking for a hearty snack. Big Mama is available in a pickled flavor and a smoked, non-pickled flavor. Tijuana Mama boasts that it's "300% hotter," ensuring consumers looking for a HOT snack won't be disappointed!
- kitsua, on 05/20/2009, -0/+4There are a few things you should know about drug addiction....
- dodger2020, on 05/20/2009, -0/+47-1 is NOT the only place that sells those - at least where I live. You can buy them at nearly any gas station around here. Unless she confessed her lawyer could easily say that the sausage was purchased somewhere else and that she had a wad of tissue or something in her pocket.
- fata55, on 05/20/2009, -0/+4Methheads don't eat.
- TheAbdBoy, on 05/20/2009, -1/+5I'd put my sausage in her pants.
- ButterLoyalist, on 05/20/2009, -3/+6WTF. She couldn't afford a $1.19 piece of meat but she was able to afford methamphetamine?
- PainToad, on 05/20/2009, -0/+3Why does this crap always happen in America?
- Th3Kyle, on 05/20/2009, -1/+4Why the **** is this getting buried down? That is exactly what I thought when reading the article and seeing her "hit rock bottom" picture. She needs assistance getting cleaned up and getting her life back together...not this.
Hell, I just lost my job and am relying solely on my freelance graphic design, so I can feel a little of what she might be feeling. I don't think I'm one step away from stealing food, but it's difficult going to the grocery store with 1/5 the amount of money you normally spend on food and not wanting to cry.
Not saying personal responsibility shouldn't be a factor here, but it's just really sad when **** like this happens and absolutely not funny in any way, shape, or form. - kakwakas, on 05/20/2009, -1/+4Except she's, y'know, a methhead.
Though rehabilitation should be the course for that... Not "rehabilitation." - Duffle, on 05/20/2009, -1/+4The article even says she was on probation.
- inactive, on 05/20/2009, -1/+4*sigh* Shia Labeouf just can't stay out of trouble.
- jayrok, on 05/20/2009, -0/+3The perfect after-meth snack.
- Exedous, on 05/20/2009, -2/+5Meh.. I'd hit it.
- Ajajadude, on 05/20/2009, -1/+3"Nothing that proved she was a problem to society in general."
You don't end up on probation for saving kittens and feeding the homeless. She's done stupid ***** before and she hasn't learned her lesson. Besides, when you steal something that's going to cost you a couple of bucks, you might have some issues. - mhearne, on 05/21/2009, -0/+2You really don't understand addiction, do you? Casting fault and blame at that stage of the game is really quite useless, and jail is just going to make it worse.
Trying to punish addiction only results in the addict wanting to eliminate their tormentor, and not to change their life.
- AaronPDX, on 05/20/2009, -2/+4I hate the Smoking Gun. A whole website about people's misery. Woopty *****.
- falstaff, on 05/20/2009, -4/+6That's what she said.
- inactive, on 05/20/2009, -3/+5"Hey, aren't you the Sausage Lady lawyer? Yeah, I saw you on TV. How's that sausage in her pants? Huh? Hahah. Hey everybody, it's the Sausage Lady Lawyer!"
Yeah, somehow I don't think this is a career making case, especially after the part when they found out she had meth... - cambob76, on 05/20/2009, -0/+2America's sausage... I mean wang.
- kubedawg, on 05/20/2009, -1/+3Maybe if she blew more often, she could have both.
- kitsua, on 05/20/2009, -0/+2A Pepperami would kick Big Mamma's ass then wear it as a hat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOdtH6RWiQ&fea ... - xenosteel, on 05/20/2009, -1/+3It's Super Cool To Capitalize Each And Every Word In A Title You Know.
- mhearne, on 05/21/2009, -0/+2Was it a legal search? I think that we should give the cops as much trouble as possible when they ask if we "mind" if they search our vehicles or persons.
It also looked to me as if she had a recently busted lip. She's been on that junk long enough to get skinny, but not to get all the sores and aging yet. So she's in jail for stealing a 2 ounce sausage. That really sucks.
I hate meth and coke, but especially meth. It's not real - it's just a lot of stolen farm chemicals mixed with cold pills. The real thing hasn't been made since 1973. I hate what it does to peoples minds and bodies. - inactive, on 05/20/2009, -2/+4I would probably hit it... until the part about the meth.
- Jiib, on 05/20/2009, -0/+2the phrase "...with "Big Mama" bulge in her pants" is quite disturbing...
- BC200, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1Grand Theft Sausage
- Bobby1978, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1I'd mustard her sausage.
- hartley, on 05/21/2009, -0/+1@mhearne yeah thats kinda the point, there will always be something entertaining on that link.
And yeah, the general population of cops aren't too bad in Florida anymore. Its Georgia you have to worry about. - harris2004, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1she had alraedy eaten the sausage when the cop arrived.
- BrownieMix, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1sausage is GROSS :o
- JawnDisease, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1Wanting to eat and being unlucky enough to get caught is 'too stupid to breath'? Come on, anyone with a meth pipe in their car isn't going through a very good time and jail is quite possibly the worst thing that could happen
- SteveLRowe, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1By lil brother had to steal a cucumber by putting it down his pants for a frat thing in college.
The girl at the register saw him and asked "Hey! do you have food stuffed down your pants?" To witch he responded "No, but, thank you and walked out" - zackattack1188, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1LMAO i used to live right down the street of this 7/11 honestly, i would never put it back those backward hillbilly morons that live there
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