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[PIC] What Should You Do if You Find an Athiest?

a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com — "Athiest are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting gods word" a perfect picture to sum up how religious zealots feel about athiests.

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  • Rsardinia, on 10/29/2007, -24/+746Coincidence the atheist is a goat? Gotta make sure the non-believer has horns like satan.
  • MattnJax, on 11/07/2007, -40/+700Athiest are grumpy sometimes because of the fact that everytime they read the paper they hear about how religion has totally ***** the world up, or about how some pastor was arrested for pedophilia, or soliciting prostitution.
  • fisj139, on 10/22/2007, -31/+332I know it's supposed to be a joke, but my advice to my fellow Christians is don't be an jerk and try to wage a theological war, you'll probably lose
  • Mewchu11, on 10/29/2007, -6/+297sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

    Piece of Cake
  • quaxon, on 10/29/2007, -18/+213Not to mention the fact the we would be 200+ years more advanced if it wasn't for religion suppression scientific knowledge. And before you religious zealots come in here and try to argue this proven fact i recommend you go look up da vinchi's study of the human body as well as what happened to Galileo and the dozens of other astronomers of the time. Hell if it weren't for religion we might have found life outside of this planet already.
  • syroncoda, on 10/22/2007, -31/+222HO NOES! the atheist is stealing my love of god and making me not want to go to church to confess my sins!

    bah! get off my lawn you nutty theologists.
  • b8man99, on 11/07/2007, -32/+220Just don't try and talk us into "letting Jesus into our lives". We don't trust you religious types and consider you all to be suffering from a mental illness. You SCARE us!
  • NatrlSelection, on 10/19/2007, -6/+147http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ is the original website, and Mr. Gruff has lots of friends like Habu the Hindu elephant. "Hey Habu...How many gods do you have?" "I don't know... I lost count!"
  • HayString, on 10/28/2007, -36/+144*****, learn how to use "/(whatever)" correctly if you're going to use it.
  • Bamborzled, on 10/16/2007, -2/+93Comment abuse, but I'd like to push this up as high to the top as possible:

    This website is a joke website, similar to the Landover Baptist Church. Here's Wikipedia's article about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Ministries
  • xXxShadowfoxXx, on 10/16/2007, -11/+88Who cares? Any credible Christian thinks this is just retarded, and isn't how you go about talking to anybody about your religious views.
  • TannerPwnz, on 10/19/2007, -17/+92Stop comming door to door asking me to join your cultist religion and maybe I'll stop scaring your children.
  • Saad85, on 10/14/2007, -7/+77I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather be a goat than a sheep.
  • UncleBadTouch, on 10/18/2007, -14/+82This made me laugh out loud. I used to be super religious and miserable. I haven't back in 4 years and I'm the happiest I've ever been.
  • mrASSMAN, on 10/18/2007, -6/+66Indeed. Ignorance is bliss. Intelligent people are grumpy.
  • billybibbit, on 10/19/2007, -6/+64http://www.objectiveministries.org/
    original site, with other pictures
  • burnstyle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+57its a joke...

    the originating site sells 'baby jesus wants some lovin' anti-fornication thongs' for gods sake
    http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699

    loosen up people
  • snotrokit, on 10/17/2007, -6/+59i am in ur churchez stealin ur believerz
  • esotericguy, on 10/12/2007, -9/+60becuase it's not about winning an argument
  • jonoxplor, on 10/12/2007, -6/+55The cake is a lie

    /portal referance
  • AliasHandler, on 11/07/2007, -23/+68Wow, apparently atheists are pedophiles, and should be avoided by children who should immediately inform an adult about the encounter. What are the adults going to do? "How dare you not believe in God?"
  • YojimboJango, on 10/12/2007, -4/+48Wow, you sound grumpy. I bet you don't do anything but stay home on Sundays.
  • mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -21/+64It's not supposed to be a joke. This is a real illustration from a Christian book for kids. (really).
  • MattnJax, on 10/12/2007, -7/+48 Unlike you, I don't need an ancient book to teach me morals, or what's right and wrong in this world. I'm smart enough to figure that out for myself. Unlike you, I actually have a brain and am able to think for myself and rationalize my surroundings.
    I mean how on earth would I have known that killing is wrong if I didn't read "thou shalt not kill" from the Old Testament?
  • Spytap, on 10/28/2007, -12/+52/ignorance
  • MattnJax, on 10/29/2007, -6/+45Well said Sir. I'm sure we could make a very long list of things that would be better if not for religious nutjobs out there.
  • captainnico, on 10/26/2007, -1/+38You could try typing in all caps.
  • Bartboy919, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Neither do neither do LOLCATS, wanna make something of it?
  • nunia, on 10/11/2007, -8/+44"Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

    Yeah. Send your mommy to come "handle" me. We'll see if her good christian upbringing is any match for my Science Degree.
  • shadus, on 10/19/2007, -6/+40Wow. Just wow.

    The scary page are at http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/ (because its aimed at kids *twitch*) and http://www.objectiveministries.org/creation/ (because its flat nuts)

    The professor Giraffenstein answers are nauseating.

  • nymphetamine, on 10/19/2007, -1/+35That maze puzzle is ***** hard.
  • billybibbit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34objective ministries is by far the most well written satirical site out there
  • jdoe562, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33From that site: "The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. "

    Ok kids, go be hot for Jesus now!
  • DukeMojo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32It's right. I'm both grumpy AND bitter.
  • chrisOrbit, on 10/29/2007, -0/+30If there is a hell i'll see you there...
  • insllvn, on 10/14/2007, -2/+31Holy *****! Jesus was one ugly baby.
  • DukeMojo, on 10/15/2007, -2/+29But it's like I've always said. Staying "agnostic" to the existence of gods or a God is akin to staying "agnostic" to the existence of Leprechauns.
  • tragicmuffin, on 10/29/2007, -1/+26I'll bring the pr0n and the alcohol!
  • shadus, on 10/24/2007, -5/+28Sorry, it doesn't look much like parody to me since my grandparents are evangelical christians. I'm 30 and quite honestly, I don't see much on this site that is half a crazy as some of the crap they've believe and have been trying to push on my mother and I for the last 15 years or so.

    Hell you want another example of ***** crazy? Try jesus camp. Makes half or better of this site look completely normal.
  • jdoe562, on 10/11/2007, -2/+25Um, yes?

    I've had people say that to me before. Taken out of context, it sounds absurd, but considering how absurd religion is, it's quite normal for ***** like this to happen in America.
  • freakk123, on 10/16/2007, -0/+22http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Ministries

    BAM!
    Parody site.
  • BobsYourUncle, on 10/17/2007, -2/+23We're grumpy and bitter because someone woke us up early on Sunday! And I'm not a morning person! *grumble grumble*
  • Thaum, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26What's so evil about horns anyway? An image of a tortured, half-naked and bleeding man, nailed on two pieces of wood, now that, that is evil.
  • billybibbit, on 10/16/2007, -4/+24http://www.objectiveministries.org/babyj/
  • chickentonight, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Actually I find the thought of a pastor soliciting prostitution hilarious.
  • rickspencer, on 10/12/2007, -5/+25agree with esoteric guy. It's not about rationality, it's psychologically much more akin to the cycle of abuse, and the average abused spouse will leave the abuser 7-10 times before leaving for good. Now imagine you're in a room, excuse me nation of abusers, who are subject to and perpetuate that cycle.
  • jdoe562, on 10/14/2007, -28/+48If you realize that you always lose, why do you still believe?
  • orangester, on 10/16/2007, -11/+30Posting that on Digg is like going into a church and praising satan. Either way, you're going to piss a bunch of people off.
  • infinity198, on 10/12/2007, -5/+24u know...i think i would be a penguin..yep
    and i would have a boomerang..
    not really sure why
  • quaxon, on 10/11/2007, -5/+24more like athiest are evolved enough to not need some retarded fairy tale to guide us towards whats right an wrong. Athiests truly are more evolved humans.
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