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- JDoorjam, on 09/15/2008, -21/+852Man, that's a ***** job.
- inactive, on 09/15/2008, -10/+761♬ "The Ciiiircle of Liiiife" ♫
- nut854, on 09/15/2008, -1/+464That's nothing compared to the guy he's trying to find.
- ani625, on 09/15/2008, -12/+399MrsBabyWomen !? Buried to the depths of hell.
- inactive, on 09/15/2008, -7/+386"I'm tired of the constant complaining. Now get in there and get that ***** done!"
- Beanstudd2, on 09/15/2008, -3/+318http://www.laughparty.com/items/938.jpg
- aoisenshi, on 09/15/2008, -1/+289And why hasn't Mike Rowe done this yet?
- _skin_, on 09/15/2008, -1/+284Is holding the tail really an actual job position?
- noahgelman, on 09/15/2008, -3/+198Yeah, because I check the market price for elephant semen often
- cnot3, on 09/15/2008, -4/+181What's that guy doing to Rosie O'Donnell?
- Lane, on 09/15/2008, -1/+169how the hell do you check the market price for elephant semen?
- gasin, on 09/15/2008, -1/+168Their whole family is on digg? God! Someone give them a board game or something!
- Olivaise, on 09/15/2008, -0/+144Dugg for the musical notes.
- Geography, on 09/15/2008, -0/+116But he's wearing protection.
- bxblox, on 09/15/2008, -0/+115union job
- Mpwns, on 09/15/2008, -1/+104wtf joined 2 days ago and already has almost 1000 friends?
- Alex2, on 09/15/2008, -7/+108Guy in back has to massage the prostrate. Gun in front has to collect the sperm.
- luet, on 09/15/2008, -1/+99pretty much everyone does, it's kind of one of those unspoken norms
- iamdak, on 09/15/2008, -0/+91At least this guy knows what he's getting into.
Some don't sign up for that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHgOnQ6WEk - Shadic, on 09/15/2008, -4/+91http://www.instantrimshot.com/
- Gr1nch, on 09/15/2008, -0/+80craigslist.org
- lukedude, on 09/15/2008, -0/+77It was an inside job
- bigjohn426, on 09/15/2008, -0/+70Every time I see that URL I always think its something other than drums...
- BradHAWK, on 09/15/2008, -1/+70elephantsemenpricewatch.com
- sigmaman2, on 09/15/2008, -0/+68And the bad news...
That's the end of his shift. He went in through the mouth. - getisboy, on 09/15/2008, -0/+66 The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse.
wtf lol
But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY ***** far back there.
So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close to the front.
Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All in clear view.
ROFLMAO
And then some redneck couple come in and they see me because this front room has ***** protection on it.
"You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's *****.
"Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic."
sorry i had to paste this all... bash is still down! - Andrewticus, on 09/15/2008, -0/+61True story, but when you check the market price for elephant semen, you easily understand why they do it.
- ar0ne, on 09/15/2008, -2/+63♬ "And it moves Us all" ♫
- flashback99, on 09/15/2008, -2/+61the internet is NSFW. get back to work, slacker!
- temugen, on 09/15/2008, -0/+57Couldn't it at least be MrsBabyWoman? WTF, there's MULTIPLE women? We're screwed.
- inactive, on 09/15/2008, -0/+57Guy gets paid peanuts.
- DefaultGen, on 09/15/2008, -2/+57That's a person in an elephant's anus.
- inactive, on 09/15/2008, -0/+52Please don't insult the elephant.
- Beej, on 09/15/2008, -5/+56"Uh, we're pretty sure there are no terrorists in there, Mr. Cheney."
- tmike7223, on 09/15/2008, -1/+51yeah, he has to be around a bunch of ***** all day...
- JesusTeaseUs, on 09/15/2008, -0/+49My Asian Elephant Semen (AES) stock was up 10 points today!
- CoreyTamas, on 09/15/2008, -0/+48It's pictures like this which remind me never to complain about my office being too small.
- sittered, on 09/15/2008, -0/+47I suspect the FCC is the only thing keeping us from seeing that episode. Call me crazy, but Mike Rowe would leap up that animal's anus like a shot.
- inactive, on 09/15/2008, -0/+47He's probably there to pull the guy out...
- Kyvv42, on 09/15/2008, -5/+51This is by far the most under appreciated comment i have ever seen. Bravo, i found it hilarious.
- PencilPanda, on 09/15/2008, -2/+43Kicks? More like penetrates
- shawnanigans, on 09/15/2008, -0/+36Guy standing to the side thanks god he went to college.
- Lionhart, on 09/15/2008, -0/+35Fail.
- Lionhart, on 09/15/2008, -0/+32I went to veterinary school for this?
- dfsjdkflasjk, on 09/15/2008, -3/+33Dugg for slightly interesting tidbit on previous comment.
- MrsBabyWomen, on 09/15/2008, -8/+38Well F'n played, sir.
- worldchanger, on 09/15/2008, -0/+29dugg for "plunges into darkness."
- m3th0dm4n, on 09/15/2008, -0/+28Google?
- worldchanger, on 09/15/2008, -1/+27bowling.
- Peck3277, on 09/15/2008, -1/+27Did your parents not tell you where babies come from? That's not it's ass you idiot
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