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- implied, on 10/12/2007, -11/+161We can't stop here! This is bat country!
- CaptainNoPants, on 10/12/2007, -6/+139"Is this not a reasonable place to park?"
- NeoCortex, on 10/12/2007, -2/+72If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...
- Allymarie, on 10/12/2007, -4/+66oooooh that Wolfgang Heinrich of Wiesenburg is such a trouble maker
- mhockey14221, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41is it illegal to ride a drunk horse?
- drworthless, on 10/12/2007, -2/+41Where do you park a horse in the first place that he took it to a bar?
- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -5/+36Friends don't let friends drink and ride.
- sofaKing812, on 10/12/2007, -4/+33Is that mud, or did this guy ***** himself as well?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+31"bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor."
Yeah, he's rolling around in *****. - attention, on 10/12/2007, -4/+28haha. i can just imagine him telling someone about this. "damn i was drunk as *****"
- merr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23I don't know how it is in Wiesenburg, Germany, but in rural Indiana (where I grew up) some towns have posts set up in various places to tie horses to. This is due to the incredibly large Amish population.
- ImOscar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18No, it's not.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17"But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor."
Wocka wocka wocka! Who wrote this article, Fozzie Bear? - crucifiedpooh, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21Bosco!
- JasonCox, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15In Soviet East Germany... You get where I'm going here.
- PlagueMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13"Buddy, why the long face?"
"Looks like tomorrow morning, he's gonna be feeling a little horse"
etc. - clownguyx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I think a read a story, probably posted on Digg, about police harassing Amish riding home drunk from the bars. So I'm guessing it is, especiall if you're on the roads.
- MyNameIsJoe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9It probably depends where you are. I know a lot of places have laws against riding bicycles drunk.
- zlintux, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8It's illegal in California.
Bikes, horses and cars are illegal to drive drunk (you do "drive" the horse). Boats as well, but they are governed by different laws. Basically, anything deemed road worthy, that is being operated on public land or publicly accessible land (eg, parking lot/gated community) is controlled by the same law that forbids drunk driving -- it's the same exact crime.
And it makes sense, because while a tipsy person may be just fine on a horse, imagine if he directed the horse into oncoming traffic? Granted some horses wouldn't be that stupid, but many would -- especially if they were wearing blinders. People are known to get arrested here for it (albeit on rare occasion).
Impressively, most people here think it's perfectly fine to ride a bike drunk though ... and a surprisingly large number of people routinely demonstrate that they think it's ok to drive a car drunk. - cfdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Is it just me or does he look like Mr. Ed ? "Wilbur, wake up I gotta crap!"
- NoCatharsis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Dude that horse IS drunk.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7I don't think so. The reason riding a bike and driving while drunk is logically illegal is because you control all the actions of the car. It does not act for itself.
Can't say the same thing about a horse. - Franey97, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5What did you give to buttercup?! That horse is a diabetic! Your a cop killer!
- starguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Haha, I actually did this myself. My girlfriend and I were camping across Europe in 86, and we were in downtown Rome at the Railway station. The railway station closed for the night, there was no more trains, and so we had to leave it. We had no clue where to go, it was a warzone outside the railway station like rough psycho neighborhood, so... I found a walking ATM teller bank that had been decommisioned, closed the glass door behind us, and slept in it during the night. It was exactly the same setup as that picture... an ATM inside a little glass room with a door, that you could go in to protect yourself from the elements I imagine while you took out your cash. Like him, for us it was an impromptu super cheap hotel room.
- heavensblade23, on 10/12/2007, -6/+9If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...
- RadioFreeOpium, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Dude where's my horse?
- iStunT, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1where did he find a horse to ride around the city? Also.. why? lol
- RyanB18, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I was really hoping this would be in my home state of Texas
- starbugtwo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I believe in Canada you can ride a horse drunk. I had a friend who used a horse to get to the bar for this exact reason.I think the logic behind it is the man isn't driving the horse. The horse is capable of walking out of the way of oncoming traffic even when the rider is right plastered.
- glock22ownr, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5I love the look on the horses face of " Awww ***** not again ! "
- nuttybar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2the is it illegal to drive a horse drunk question....http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17932811/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17953259/ (same story)
...except she rammed teh horse into a police car....but cop said DUI charges can apply even when the vehicle has four legs instead of wheels. - randovaro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The sad ending to that story not widely reported is that Harrison Ford was walking past later in the morning, suddenly cut the horse's stomach open and stuffed the dude inside.
- SpaceDreamer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1a horse? That looks like a pony to me.
- bstew22, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1lmao. "bosco" is the funniest comment for this picture. kudos.
- Manawenuz, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3that was brilliant idea ,for drunk guy, at least :)
- mangonectar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Wow.... that's pretty amusing.
- archlich, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2great now I'm going to have a brain aneurysm. if it wasn't for that horse... if it wasn't for that horse...
- j34nn07, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Ok! It can happens to the best of us! What's worst : sleeping in a bank with a horse or sleeping with an albinos redhead ?
/joke - Teku, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Shame, that looks like a fine horse.
- Prototek, on 10/12/2007, -5/+5He should have found a fresh manure pile and slept in it. My professor, who grew up on a farm, said that was the safest way to stay warm overnight if you were too drunk to walk all the way home.
- ReyX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0A good friend would have taken the reins away from him...
- groupofone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Reasonable? You're in a bank lobby!
And your horse is ***** on our floor... - caution, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Otis Campbell references go swoosh....
In Soviet Russia.... ahhhh forget it.
Digg for "original thing to do while drunk." - clownguyx, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2OTIS!
- Zamu3L, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2erm - whats that brown stuff on his trousers. Did he sleep on horse poop or is his own ..
- rasterbator, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2With new Havoline with Deposit Shield, now you can remove deposits from your vehicle!
- walfredo26, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2oh when will that silly Wolfgang learn?
edit: allymarie beat me to it. my comment is so not cool now - Mayday6971, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1If he is a bank customer, can he not take a horse into the bank? I doubt the bank thought about that. Do they still have a hitching post out front?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3This is actually one of the few times where this joke is funny.
More funny for forcing us to put it together on our own. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+5Picture section anyone?
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