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- bluebirdgm, on 08/06/2008, -1/+155Next step: make it wireless, point-and-shoot. It'll be loads of fun in public places.
- shimmi147, on 08/05/2008, -2/+112So nooow it's easy to know which buttons to press...
Because before it used to be this : http://picturethis.pnl.gov/im2/RX_C-R11/RX_C-R1.jp ... - duggtodeath, on 08/05/2008, -2/+105My mouse is my electronic trigger to orgasm -- BOO YAH!
- pitchblack16, on 08/05/2008, -6/+85its like a jedi mind trick in a machine.
- steve9924, on 08/05/2008, -2/+75somehow I doubt that they would need this for men....
- ignisatra, on 08/06/2008, -2/+73" Last Updated: Wednesday, 14 January, 2004, 17:12 GMT "
That's just a little old... - benitojuarez, on 08/06/2008, -2/+47YOU CANT DEFEAT ME ORGAZMO!
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -1/+37FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!
- ChronicColonic, on 08/05/2008, -2/+35One step closer to teledildonics becoming a reality. If it has a USB interface, we have arrived.
- xero69, on 08/05/2008, -1/+34I wonder if it works better when you hook it up to a car battery?
- Linkin4, on 08/06/2008, -7/+37All women need is cooking supplies and a kitchen, get back to work bitch
- bjornski, on 08/06/2008, -1/+28If you refuse to read it, you don't deserve an answer.
- rareimagery, on 08/05/2008, -2/+27It's called "fingers and tongues" by Hasbro and Mattel corp.
- dafragsta, on 08/06/2008, -0/+21Has there ever been a better word than teledildonics, really?
- AWesker, on 08/05/2008, -5/+25a machine that does the impossible!!!!
- MattNF, on 08/06/2008, -0/+19Google image search.
- bjornski, on 08/06/2008, -1/+20Wait.
You're saying men need to orgasm FASTER and EASIER?
*scratches head* - inactive, on 08/06/2008, -5/+23Cool, where's the man version?
- sjbdallas, on 08/06/2008, -0/+17These aren't the droids you're looking for. You should have an orgasm.
- jaybol, on 08/05/2008, -2/+19i nominate you for comment of the day :)
- JustinHopewell, on 08/06/2008, -0/+16Headline: Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'
Article: "The Slightest Touch does not provide an orgasm," said Cherisse Davidson, the company's director of customer support. - thecarpe, on 08/06/2008, -1/+15"Why won't this remote change the channels on the tv....and what are you moaning about?"
Oh, sorry. Did we just have sex? - ABadPerson, on 08/06/2008, -0/+13In other news, shortly after the release of Slightest Touch For Men, birthrate across the globe fell sharply. The extinction of the human race is predicted to come about later this century.
- Brododium, on 08/06/2008, -0/+12http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo
A man can dream, though, a man can dream. - inactive, on 08/06/2008, -1/+13Nah, sex will never go out of style. By that logic, we should've gone extinct after the first man discovered masturbation.
- Lucas123, on 08/05/2008, -2/+13We've arrived! It's the Orgasmatron from Woody Allen's "Sleeper"
http://www.engadget.com/2004/11/19/movie-gadget-fr ... - dagnabbit, on 08/06/2008, -5/+16I know how else you can save time - get yours, go to sleep.
- TheAkolyte, on 08/06/2008, -1/+12lol, you're such a pompous *****. "Though they have tried, no man can pleasure me! Obviously it is their fault, and not mine! Fingers and tongues?! RIDICULOUS! I demand candles, silk garments, expensive imported chocolate, and at least 12 butlers before I can even get moist! Damn men and their inability to please!"
- MikeFallopian, on 08/06/2008, -1/+11As Chappelle said, sex is a race to orgasm... and I'm undefeated.
- JulioChavez, on 08/06/2008, -3/+13Good one. Here's my favorite woman joke:
Why did the woman cross the road?
...
Nevermind that! What the ***** is she doing out of the kitchen?!
/offensive - dafragsta, on 08/06/2008, -0/+9Orgazmo
- Bith8654, on 08/06/2008, -0/+9Oh must not be the droids I'm looking for....SHAAAAZAM!
- thecarpe, on 08/06/2008, -1/+9it's in your hand, man!
- cartisdm, on 08/06/2008, -1/+9because whoever is spying on you will overlook the rest of the porn....
- b4cheung, on 08/06/2008, -1/+9Great. There goes the human race.
- atavena, on 08/05/2008, -2/+10It certainly would save time... You know, she gets hers, then I get mine. Gotta love science.
- megaton, on 08/06/2008, -2/+9When are they going to start putting these in Nikes?
- dafragsta, on 08/06/2008, -0/+7Oh, the C.L.I.T. is real alright. It's the female orgasm, that's the myth.
- elveis, on 08/06/2008, -2/+9Most men have trouble finding the inside of the ankles.
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -2/+9Can it bake a cake? Cause I could really go for some delicious cake...
- CrushThemTorg, on 08/05/2008, -2/+8Did I see something like this in a movie and it didn't turn out very well at all?
- lukeb1222, on 08/06/2008, -1/+7Damn. We're screwed, men.
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -0/+6extra points for 'dripping' sarcasm.
- twigboy, on 08/06/2008, -0/+6great, another sex toy for women
when do guys get one thats actually better than a vibro glove or a flesh torch? - tehknotte, on 08/06/2008, -0/+6now this page is in my internets history
- Th3Kyle, on 08/06/2008, -1/+7You mean like.......testicles?
- humanerror, on 08/06/2008, -2/+8You clearly haven't thought this through.
She'll be able to press a button to have an orgasm.
Where exactly do you see yourself fitting into this picture?
That's right. This device is threatening to render men obsolete. Resist! - inactive, on 08/06/2008, -1/+7You're right, what would sex be without basic grounding standards on what is "appropriate" to use in bed or what "you should be doing". Hey, maybe you should ditch the lube. Should'nt your obviously dysfunctional girlfriend be able to lubricate herself?
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -2/+8There is nothing good about a man reaching climax faster. Sex is a roller coaster; sure, speed is good, but if you put the exit gate at the bottom of the first hill, it kinda defeats the point.
- inactive, on 08/05/2008, -3/+9What would men be good in this situation ? Should have buried it ......
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