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- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -11/+704Yeah, but the women have the "washing the dishes" game... men get left out of that. Now who is sexist?
- lordtyros, on 10/11/2007, -24/+490Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. So they can stand closer to the sink. - roostersheep, on 01/16/2009, -5/+380It's pretty damn funny how unequal women used to be treated and how accepted it was. G2G, my girlfriend has just made me dinner.
- skjede, on 10/11/2007, -18/+300"G4!, Gotcha Dad"
"Oh look hun, Timmy sunk your battleship"
"BITCH! Get back to the dishes!" - EduardoTOWB, on 10/11/2007, -8/+237Q. why do women wear white at their wedding?
A. because the dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and the refrigerator.
(sorry, i couldn't resist, it actually fit with the story!) - Andytom, on 10/11/2007, -6/+184The delivery girl from the local pizza place is not your girlfriend : P
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+166Why don't women need a wrist watch?
There's a clock on the oven. - wtfhacksDan, on 10/11/2007, -11/+136Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Who cares, why was she out of the kitchen. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -8/+93I wouldn't mind sinking my battleship into her.
Oh who am I kidding, all I have is a PT Boat. - j2crux, on 10/11/2007, -3/+87G-4 is totally NOT A HIT....
- dokbeast7, on 10/11/2007, -3/+76Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman! - PleaseJustDie, on 10/11/2007, -6/+77In the 50's women didn't work much either. Usually married women stayed home and their job was to raise the children, clean the house, cook the food and do the laundry. While the men went out and worked to pay for the house, food, clothes, utilities, etc. I don't see it sexist at all, its just the way things were. Today though both people tend to have to work just to get by.
- rosshettel, on 10/11/2007, -3/+72Why don't women need an umbrella?
Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -6/+74Not to mention the "cook my dinner" game they get to play just moments before.
- xiuquan6, on 10/11/2007, -11/+72Now for a little sexism the other direction:
Q. Why are women bad at math?
A. Because all their lives, they've been told that this is 8 inches: -------------------------------------------------------->
doesn't quite work w/text, but you get it. - Harbinger67, on 10/11/2007, -8/+66Q: When your dishwasher stops working, how do you fix it?
A: Take away her credit card. - wmarkusen, on 10/11/2007, -3/+59I agree with this comment. That was the balance in those days. I doubt the mother depicted in that image had just finished a long day at the office... Mom's job was the home (including dishes), Dad's job was bringing home the bacon. Today, the standard is more evenly split as the burden of brining home the bacon is shared, thus by today's standard, I would consider that image imbalanced. Its all relative to the times.
- blueboy, on 10/11/2007, -3/+58Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, she's already been told twice. - jubinrr, on 10/11/2007, -5/+57I hope you mean the 40 yr old wife, u sick freak
- Derrekito, on 10/11/2007, -6/+56dugg for the caption. We DO need a pic section.
- postitnote, on 10/11/2007, -2/+52Digger please.
- Vodka23, on 10/11/2007, -9/+59The guys in yesteryear sure had life figured out.
- unusualbob, on 10/11/2007, -36/+85buried as inaccurate. this was just the typical idea of families in the 50s. Father worked all day, comes home to mother having cooked dinner, mother cleans up after dinner while father relaxes. Sometimes kids help with clean up, sometimes not
- sockpuppets, on 10/11/2007, -3/+51If you're a housewife with no job then there better be dinner on the table when I get home. And that big piece of chicken? It's mine.
- edgeofreason, on 10/11/2007, -4/+51This story is sure to create an uproar in the female digg community.
Oh wait... - fpcyber, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46You mean washing dishes isn't more fun?
- xyzyx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+41have you ever played battleship with 3 people?
- TheNapalm, on 10/11/2007, -6/+45Q. What do you do when the dishwasher breaks? Smack her around till she starts washing them again.
- etx313, on 10/11/2007, -6/+44Q: How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?
A: Give that bitch a shovel. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+43Hey, it's at least as much work for him to EAT the food than it was for her to make it. I call that equality!
- z3row0rm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+38How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it to you with a sandwich.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side. - CaptainNoPants, on 10/11/2007, -15/+50C'mon ladies, learn to take a joke.
- evileddy60, on 10/11/2007, -1/+36Curves is sexist.
- bruenig, on 10/11/2007, -2/+35Brilliantly confusing and hilarious. Dark humor is great.
- Grova, on 10/11/2007, -20/+52I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.
- RevFredSanford, on 10/11/2007, -3/+35dude... um, you know that they're just drawings, right? And, she's like ten.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+36Q. What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
A. Kick her in the butt.
/queues up in the line to Hell.
EDIT: Dammit.. TheNapalm beat me to it. :P - idonthack, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29Sometimes I like to put it on the end of a normal comment just to confuse people.
</sarcasm> - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -9/+37Awesome! It is cool the see women in their natural habitat!
- qubesquare, on 10/11/2007, -5/+31simpler times.
- Jeffler, on 10/11/2007, -3/+29Funny until you meet the person who's girlfriend does delivery for a pizza place...
- ICSU, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27If they want to be truly equal, they have to be ready to take a punch like men.
- mastaphoo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+24if you really need to say /sarcasm then you aren't funny.
- Ben174, on 10/11/2007, -5/+27Maybe it's just me, but I think it would read funnier if little Timmy's the one who says "BITCH! Get back to the dishes!".
- dragonlor20, on 10/11/2007, -2/+23You are going to get dugg down on this site very quickly for that one, but that was the greatest. Anyone who diggs this down is guilty, btw.
- NinjaBoy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20I think we just need to be able to tagg storys. Then just apply a filter to show only storys with video or pictures.
- xiuquan6, on 10/11/2007, -8/+28the way I heard it was:
Q. What do you tell a lady with one black eye?
A. Nothing. You already told her once. - theillest1, on 10/11/2007, -6/+25This is so ridiculous. Women don't smile while they're washing the dishes!
- csl5049, on 10/11/2007, -11/+30Why don't women need drivers licenses?
because there isn't a road between the kitchen and the bedroom! - ElPipe, on 10/11/2007, -13/+32just to keep joking...
Q: Why women don't go to the Moon?
A: There's nothing to clean up there..
Q: When women will go to Mars?
A: When the finish cleaning the Moon....
Q: How can you give a woman more freedom?
A: Enlarging the kitchen... -
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