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- Lain1k, on 01/07/2009, -10/+815She only needs big cigarettes to compensate for her small penis
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -5/+528The side of the box has a govt warning "Smoking giant cigs may make you look a *****. (also death)"
- unsigneddigger, on 01/08/2009, -0/+374And since it's so few calories, you can eat twice as much!
- britblogger, on 01/07/2009, -1/+317that coupled with the fact that it would look like you're smoking a chopstick may indeed work.
- KevSedzor, on 01/07/2009, -8/+245thats amazing. Also did you know if you want to lose weight, take your favourite food cut it in half and its only half the calories!!
- datagod, on 01/08/2009, -1/+160No no no! Eat bigger portions. Because they are bigger, it takes longer to eat. That way you are stopping at McDonald's less often. Its whacky, but it works!
- SeanRockCity, on 01/07/2009, -2/+125It all seems so clear to me now
- cjurdane, on 01/07/2009, -7/+113By the same logic, if she had sex with me, she'd never have to do it again.
- transfire, on 01/08/2009, -12/+107LOL! You can have sex less by f*cking bigger *****!
- ssmithy, on 01/07/2009, -6/+98That's what she said.
- poidh, on 01/08/2009, -4/+85Hey what's funny here is that while the Diggers are pointing out that this will fool "a large percentage of the population", it would seemingly fool no one on Digg. Everyone on digg must be, like, really clever or something and streets ahead of the mainstream population in not being susceptible to stupid adverts.
- Godlike, on 01/08/2009, -1/+79It's wacky, but it works.™
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -3/+78Also doubles as a tampon with smooth Virginia flavor.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -1/+75Worst part about that is that I've encountered tons of people who actually think that way.
- dhughes, on 01/08/2009, -1/+73He meant '*****'.
- MrJagil, on 01/08/2009, -2/+69So if she smoked small cigarettes she would be compensating for her large penis?
- Maxwell1234, on 01/08/2009, -1/+58^That's what she said.
- sandersdamnit, on 01/08/2009, -0/+48That's right, goddamn it! How in the hell do you think Jared from Subway lost all that weight? You think it was the walks there? No no no. Longer Food.
- carterx, on 01/08/2009, -0/+46So you rather her have a large penis. None at all would be better.
- duewydo, on 01/08/2009, -3/+48Im not sure that sounds the way you think it does... In fact I am not going to even go there. X-D
- sluddy, on 01/08/2009, -3/+45IT'S SCIENCE!!
- Jektal, on 01/08/2009, -0/+41Have to or want to?
- ldailey06, on 01/08/2009, -0/+39yet
- timusca, on 01/08/2009, -1/+38@Detesticular
Yes, I have a friend who is trying to lose weight, but he refuses to give up on quantity... so he brings lean cuisines to work but eats like 4 of them. He says he'll lose weight because they're healthier and quantity doesn't matter as long as it is healthier! - Shagmire, on 01/08/2009, -3/+39it works because it's wacky
- GamingForever, on 01/07/2009, -5/+40And they still kill you at the same rate.
- Godlike, on 01/08/2009, -0/+34I remember a scene from "Rosanne" (forgive me) where they say something like, "If we eat the cake real fast our bodies won't have as much time to digest it!"
It's wacky, but it works.™ - spritom, on 01/08/2009, -0/+33and you shouldn't light it on fire.
- onederboy, on 01/08/2009, -1/+33If I got ***** by ANY sized ***** I'd probably have less sex due to being traumatized.
- ihavebeenseen, on 01/08/2009, -0/+32"Long, Lean, Delicious"
- Llanowar, on 01/08/2009, -1/+32Always does, but girth matters too.
I don't think any girl will get near you if yours is as long and thing as those cigarettes. ;) - alex7575, on 01/08/2009, -4/+33Wait, now size DOES matter?!?
- tdclark23, on 01/08/2009, -0/+28I don't remember that being a major brand of cigarette. The public isn't quite that stupid.
- oo7b0nds, on 01/08/2009, -0/+28well thats just your opinion
- paradoja, on 01/08/2009, -5/+33I always thought it was hysterical the 350-400 lb person coming away from the vending machine with a giant Snickers, a bag of chips and a diet soda.
- ronjohnson, on 01/08/2009, -9/+36Proof the public is stupid
- TheNik, on 01/08/2009, -1/+28Oh, good! For a second I was worried no one would turn this into a political conversation. Thank you, sir!
- xMedic, on 01/08/2009, -0/+26 * Soon after the libidinal shift to the penis, the child develops her first sexual impulses towards her mother.
* The girl realizes that she is not physically equipped to have a heterosexual relationship with her mother, as she has a clitoris, labia and vagina, rather than a penis.
* She desires a penis, and the power that it represents. This is described as penis envy. She sees the solution as obtaining her father’s penis.
* She develops a sexual desire for her father.
* The girl blames her mother for her apparent castration (what she sees as punishment by the mother for being attracted to the father) assisting a shift in the focus of her sexual impulses from her mother to her father.
* Sexual desire for her father leads to the desire to replace and eliminate her mother.
* The girl identifies with her mother so that she might learn to mimic her, and thus replace her.
* The child anticipates that both aforementioned desires will incur punishment (by the principle of lex talionis)
* The girl employs the defence mechanism of displacement to shift the object of her sexual desires from her father to men in general.
...wtf indeed. - SneakyNinja, on 01/08/2009, -0/+26it should also differ in color and scent...
- Testies, on 01/07/2009, -6/+32Yeah, but you also might take an eye out of who ever is unfortunate enough to sit across the table from you. Cig package should come with emergency eye patch. Think about the opportunities to advertise pirate movies...I can go on and on...
- Remelox, on 01/08/2009, -6/+31Yeah, that diet coke is why they don't weigh 400-450 lb.
- rupric, on 01/08/2009, -2/+26They should make 2 foot long cigarettes so people stupid enough to think that works will look equally stupid trying to smoke cigarettes 2 feet long.
- Fludd777, on 01/08/2009, -0/+24http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Fludd777/ci ...
The cig actually wouldn't even fit inside of its own box. - JammoBlammo, on 01/08/2009, -0/+24I wacky at work.
- everlast88, on 01/08/2009, -2/+25it sort of looks like pocky.
- sambono5, on 01/08/2009, -0/+22Dust. High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.
- Andyschism, on 01/08/2009, -1/+23You're jumping way ahead and already concluded they would be successful in lighting this 2 foot cigarette. I propose we develop a special lighter, we will make millions!
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -4/+25He meant ***** what?
- Sprules04, on 01/08/2009, -1/+22It's wacky but it works!™
- richgustavson, on 01/08/2009, -2/+23Maybe I should start eating bigger steaks to lose some weight too.
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