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- drywaller79, on 10/11/2007, -5/+101@ meatcurtains
Your name is.. disturbing - rsantosis, on 10/11/2007, -6/+75By woman you meant MAN and by wedgie you meant ***** STREAK and by butt you meant TEETH
P.S. Nice Name - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+59Wait, you're a woman named meatcurtains?
::head explodes:: - Godlesswanderer, on 10/11/2007, -4/+50Right, meatcurtains has mentioned that she's a girl and that she doesn't wear underwear...
I'm guessing at least 100 diggs. - crawfishsoul, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43From UrbanDictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meat+curtains
1. meat curtains
The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
You've got to read that link, there's some funny ***** in there. - Kelgann, on 10/11/2007, -3/+41And with that comment I can certify that you weigh at least 300 pounds.
- TruthElixirX, on 10/11/2007, -2/+38Learn to use the effing reply button.
- AriaStar, on 10/11/2007, -7/+42I a girl who stopped wearing underwear (at least when I'm wearing skirts and dresses, which is almost every day) because it gives my boyfriend easier access. Underwear does nothing but get in the way.
No need to lie that it's because of wedgies. - AlphaEta, on 10/11/2007, -3/+34For *****'s sake meatcurtains, use the god damned reply button! You're confusing the ***** out of me.
- Dalrek, on 10/11/2007, -4/+34And you're an attention whore.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28I thought it was a reference to some part of the female anatomy (take your pick).
- 1KrazyKorean, on 10/11/2007, -3/+28LOL meatcurtains is better then Beef Curtains...
- JDoggqx, on 10/11/2007, -3/+19I thought the number 1 underwear concern for men was swamp ass.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -31/+46Well, I'm a woman and I stopped wearing underwear because it would GIVE me a wedgie, not because of bullies. Plus I use to get made fun of for picking my underwear out of my butt: (
- wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17Pics or it...
- quomen, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14I guess meatcurtains is going to hijack this whole comment section. Moving on..
- Kelgann, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14This one too.
- AlphaEta, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Dear god rsantosis... did you just accuse meatcurtains of having teeth in her anus???
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12that just means you have to invest in some quality underthings... because, really, jeans can not be comfortable if you're going commando (at least if you're a woman). seriously, i like the tight jeans as much as the next girl, and if you get some nice well fitting lycra/spandex (or some combination including those materials) undies, then it won't matter whether they're thongs or boyshorts (sort of like a cross between men's briefs and daisy dukes), they won't be going anywhere they aren't supposed to. it's when they're 100% cotton you start to have a problem, because cotton stretches out and can't hold it's shape. same goes for men's undies as far as i can tell, but i don't know what you guys are expecting to happen when you wear those enormous boxer shorts, they just seem like a recipe for the wedgie from hell.
also, do men really pick their wedgies in public? i've never seen it happen personally, so i just figured they did the same thing most girls do and wait until their back is to a wall or they're alone or something. - gmprunner, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9"Where's the beef?"
- mrgreenjeans, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11Rock on meatcurtains! This whole exchange here has me laughing.
I also like this in the article: ("We'd love to have you on our team, Bob, but it appears you have a bad case of panty crickets.") - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+12So you're overweight anyways.
- CBTF, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Seriously, is it this hard to hit "reply"? God damnit!
- asuteke, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Personally, I find that boxer-briefs are the solution to this (or any) problem. You get the support (cause who really like old man balls?) of briefs and the wedgie-lessness of boxers. If it does happen to get caught in your crack because of shifting, or loose undies, all you got to do is put your hands in your pocket and grab the sides, and voila no more problems.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Wedgies don't bother me anywhere near as much as those ***** scratchy tags they insist on sewing into the damn waistband at the back!
What the hell is wrong with underwear makers that they can't see that using a heat-cutter on nylon tags is going to leave sharp plasticy corners that feel like they're trying to burrow down into you ass-crack every time you put on a pair of pants!! - BayAreaKing, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7what's even worst is when you get caught trying to take out the wedgy. My favorite method is "the lunge".
- wanderer6, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7How many potential underwear situations are there, really?
- PueSi, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7You give a girl a little bit of attention and look at what she does...
- AriaStar, on 10/11/2007, -3/+9If your *****'s that big, you must have a dick, Dear. Go take a remedial sex ed. class.
- clink0914, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7holy *****, it's Dante's ex-fiance
- AriaStar, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7Curtains hang down. If your labia are curtains, you must be at least 500 pounds. Labial-curtains are nothing to brag about.
- spidoman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6They sell bras at target, that doesn't mean you should wear those.
- perryge, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8I don't know why Godlesswanderer is being dugg down, I thought that comment was hilarious!
Or does sarcasm not work on the internet anymore without the tag? - LordofShadows, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5best thread ever...
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5my dick's gotta fit snug of it bothers me flopping around, hitting the inside of my knees
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5it just gets to be a little too much stimulation for my taste. as to wearing nothing under skirts and dresses... i guess i'm not that brave. then again, i live in a fairly windy city, so i have my share of marilyn monroe moments. in my mind, it's best not to pull a britney spears if you can help it.
but hey, to each her own i guess. more power to you two girls. - foresworn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4You guys think you have it bad, try being a chick and wearing a thong >.
- ShadySpace, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3This thread has officially become a round of the long-lasting internet game: Who Can Pretend to Be A Chick Best. I definitely don't see Meatcurtains winning this one.
- Wilddigi, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I think the game is to see how many chicks on digg don't wear underwear
- diggduggjoe, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I would think the number one underwear related issue would not being able to remove them fast enough for sex.
- Typhoon2009, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3FINALLY someone who understands. As for wedgie adjustment techniques, I find that pulling the trousers or shorts up to where the waistband is, and then tightly gripping both the legging and the undergarment and pulling downwards. It staves off a wedgie for a few hours.
- Gatesophile, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2meatcurtains this whole conversation is making me laugh my ass off so I am befriending you.
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1but boxer briefs are so much sexier (on guys that is)
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1nah, they're not so bad. and if the thong really bugs you, that's what g-strings are for.
- steve693, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Boxer briefs are the way to go.
- unknownunknowns, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3I think I'd almost rather see another iPhone spam article on the front page than this boring tidbit. Buried as lame.
- calvmari, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2no underwear = replace shorts/pants every day.
- Skanadian, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2That just killed me. The lunge is where it's at.
- CraigJ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2The best underware I've found is wearing Nike compression shorts a size larger than normal (if you are a large) wear XL. They don't ride up, and they last forever.
- Raian, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I would say tightness vs looseness is a bigger concern-- too tight hurts, and too loose is no good either
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