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Now THIS is a Swiss Army Knife! [PICS]

firebox.com — Make James Bond, MacGyver and Inspector Gadget look like ill-equipped buffoons with the jaw-dropping Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife. As awesome as it is ridiculous, this incredible triumph of engineering is packed with 85 fully functional implements and is said to have over 100 functions.

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 6, 2007

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  • DrunkenDevil, on 10/10/2007, -4/+145That thing is so manly, you grow facial hair by just touching it.
  • canewediggit, on 10/10/2007, -8/+135that's not a knife, it's a spoon
  • dvsbastard, on 10/10/2007, -4/+101I see you have played Knifey Spoony before...
  • sfpfc, on 10/10/2007, -3/+100"The Wenger features a wide range of handy tools, and even more that you'll probably never use."

    well i'm sold
  • MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -5/+97The reason they are all sold out is because Chuck Norris likes to snack on these when he gets hungry.
  • idc5, on 10/10/2007, -2/+72where's the usb flash drive?
  • reflex768, on 10/10/2007, -3/+62Has anyone ever made a modular knife, where you could inter-change and snap together your own toolsets? Seems to me that would be ideal, rather than hardlocking it all together.
  • whatthefu, on 10/10/2007, -5/+62Isn't the whole point of these things to be portable and easy to use?
  • Caleb83, on 10/10/2007, -2/+40Dugg for impracticality
  • Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -4/+34Looks great, if useless tools look great to you...
  • adidax, on 10/10/2007, -0/+29No need to have the knife part out if someone attacks you, just wack 'em over the head with the thing.
  • flashboy131, on 10/10/2007, -2/+30®
  • FizixMan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25My spoon... is too big!
  • afdager, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24"Sorry, this product is not available"

    Dammit
  • dgblackout, on 10/10/2007, -6/+29but will it blend?
  • clide, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21Victorinox acquired Wenger in 2005

    And before that they both supplied knives to the Swiss army
  • msmearcheck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20That's no knife. That's a space station.
  • TheSevenDuffs, on 10/10/2007, -4/+20You call that a knife?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMVUKNkny3E
  • iEclipse, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Now I can bend back all of my finger nails back trying to open the right tool to find out it, it is the wrong one...
  • somewherein72, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15When I see things like this, the first word which springs to mind is "Why".
  • vroom101, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife™ V1.0 -- Price: $1,200.00
    http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg
    http://www.wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?prod_id=1260&cat_id=1&sub_cat_id=23
  • crackah, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16Practical!
  • alexhengen, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I for one welcome our new knife overlords.

    but seriously. At least it has a keyring. So that I don't lose it.
  • LincolnA, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15That thing's a pocketknife like Everclear is liquor
  • jeo77, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Right...I am NOT spending 2 hours finding a friggen knife within the Swiss Army Knife.
  • codefidelity, on 10/10/2007, -5/+16Versatile
  • martynda, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12It can't be great, it doesn't have a spork!
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -11/+21Inaccurate. Victorinox is the only company licensed by the Swiss army to use the name Swiss Army. Wenger makes Swiss Gear.
  • DeathMarcher, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9"What a complete tool!"
    nice.
  • engj, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10It even has an antenna for christ's sake.
  • webcure, on 10/10/2007, -10/+19More like a Swiss Army tool filer. Looks Great!
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10You could take on an army with that thing!
  • Antz0rz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Now I'm just going to need a bigger damn pocket.
  • xsspd2004, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Yes, SOG makes multipliers with changeable tools.
  • EXreaction, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Careful when using the magnifying glass. With all the crap on there you would be guaranteed to poke both or your eyes out.
  • coldskool, on 10/10/2007, -3/+10I'll take two
  • kingvik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Tuesday is coming....... did you bring your coat?
  • kiltederic1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7We all thought it, but you, You had to go and write it. Geeze, some peoples kids. :)
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9I would of tried what Airport Security would say about this, but I am Muslim; I might end up in Guantanamo Bay :)
  • turpenine, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7incorrect,
    the correct answer was
    is bleeding
    is bleeding is the answer we where looking for folks.
  • a12k, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10Its convenient to have it all together.. but just how is it convenient to use?
  • ellisgl, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6It also doubles as a bowl for your cereal.
  • worldofsmut, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5The French Army Knife has a fold-out white flag.
  • KidVicious, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7I'll take five!
  • notzak, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
  • riah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5They had to bump it to make room for the battery operated torch.
  • Alesir, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4My sonic screwdriver is better.
  • jamdogg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4yes GO AWAY!!!
  • speaker219, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6What's with this icon stealing?
  • masterfoo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4It even has the key chain ring hanging off the side!
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