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- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -10/+547How DARE you treat a women the same way she does you. That's insanity.
- TH3W1R3D, on 10/11/2007, -11/+424This could get a man murdered.
- rosefu, on 10/11/2007, -2/+350Here's the "mirror," or original:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html - fasda, on 10/11/2007, -23/+368This is digg NO ONE reading this is having sex tonight.
- Flawed77, on 10/11/2007, -25/+312No sex tonight? Jerk it!
- nymphetamine, on 10/11/2007, -35/+279Before the rest of you say OLD OLD OLD, STFU. This is the first time I've read this and I'm sure not everyone else has read this either.
- houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -1/+220And it hopefully won't cheat on you with another guy.
- chip0wa, on 10/11/2007, -28/+209i think Moses told me this joke once?
- TheLoneWolf071, on 10/11/2007, -10/+185You hand never says no ;)
- Wrathernaut, on 10/11/2007, -5/+147And yet the woman can do it every night for a week and still survive. She survives because men have hope for tomorrow.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+131a small comfort in my non-eventful life is that I can come here and know beyond a doubt that i'm not the only one sleeping alone tonight.
- fivestarsoul, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1171989 called, they want their joke back.
- emjaymj, on 10/11/2007, -3/+101What if you're quadriplegic?
- svejk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+97"Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen - atrain, on 10/11/2007, -12/+106wait, are you FEMALE?!
And on DIGG!!!!!
And has SEX?!!
-=Does Not Compute=- - gmprunner, on 10/11/2007, -7/+97This is my first time reading it, and I thought it was hilarious.
- houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -6/+92Credit card balance?
- filmbandit, on 10/11/2007, -4/+86as someone that DIDN'T see this before -- i love this. employing such tactics could land me in the doghouse, but wow -- my balls will be bigger after this read.
- rickpdx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+81"Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock."
- Jo9100, on 10/11/2007, -10/+89my hero!
- jess1ca, on 10/11/2007, -13/+82Honestly if both parties aren't into sex, it's not worth having. Sometimes my boyfriend will be too tired and vice versa, but we always respect each other. A good relationship is based on balance from both sides.
- Dundasbro, on 10/11/2007, -15/+77I think Methuselah first told it when he was ten. Always a classic...
- alexweej, on 10/11/2007, -5/+641875 called. "Watson, come here! I want to see you!"
- Gizza, on 10/11/2007, -1/+57@xstarsprinklesx (#7240140)
What's the deal with people being so surprised that people are so surprised that there a chicks on Digg?
Seriously though, I don't think anyone's actually surprised, it's just a little bit of stereotype humour. - jmeskimen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+49Or he could end up like that British guy whose girlfriend ripped one of his balls off...
- soapandfoam, on 10/11/2007, -8/+53self improvement is masturbation...
- Arbus, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46What concept? The concept of chafing? No, no man has ever experienced chafing. It's not like we have all kind of warm, wrinkly, dangling skin between our legs or anything.
The premise of the joke is that women are completely devoid of reason, not that they have less of a sex drive than men. - inspecality, on 10/11/2007, -1/+41Woody Allen to Fight Club. Connection error.
- brisby, on 10/11/2007, -3/+42I don't understand the concept of 'not wanting to have sex', especially from the female perspective. Sex is always fun, it always feels good, and usually the man does a lot of the work anyway. Is sex ever really so unpleasant that you would deny it to a partner in need? It seems like this should be the price of monogamy: if you expect someone to limit themselves to you and only you, you owe it to them to grant them as much sexual satisfaction as you can. Sex is easier for women, and there's no physical limitation like there is for men in their participating in it. So I can't really understand why any woman would hold out on her lover, or why it's so common.
- jubilee123, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40digg + article telling how to get sex...
did you honestly think the server could handle that? - brisby, on 10/11/2007, -1/+38prinzrob
I am an actual woman. I'm not frustrated, it's just that I hear women complaining about their boyfriends asking for sex and I hear men complaining about their girlfriends not wanting sex and I can't really understand what the problem is. Sex isn't mowing the lawn or doing the dishes-- it's inherently pleasurable, at least tolerable. I can't really come up with a good reason to turn your partner down, especially when you're in love with your partner and presumably want them to be happy. It seems pretty cruel and unreasonable, in most situations. - bmoneyallstars, on 10/11/2007, -3/+39i didnt even need to read that you had a boyfriend to realize that was a woman's reply
- Suplyndmnd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32Fleshlights cant read foo!
- kingyubba, on 10/11/2007, -3/+33atrain's head asplodes....
- SwabTheDeck, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31Even if it does say no, you've still got a backup.
- jftitan, on 10/11/2007, -3/+31I dont know why you got digged down, but you are correct.
I respect my significant other as much as she respects me. Some nights I want some extra sleep. She'll have to please herself. For me likewise. I say its a hit or miss on our part. But rarely do we miss. But when we do miss, its not the end of the world. - dggeek, on 10/11/2007, -2/+29"It always amazes me how things come round and round again"
I've been saying this for years! We need to keep our jokes to our generation. Future generations should never benefit from our humor. It's up to them to make their own humor, I'm not sharing mine!
And get off my lawn! - Drahkar, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28While this is an older joke it is just as funny reading it now as it was when I first read it. Frankly I could never have a significant relationship with someone who I was not compatible with in bed. And frankly any woman who would turn to me after getting me all worked up and say something like that is definitely not one that I'm compatible with in bed.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27@emjaymj : Then don't fall in the ocean. Or you'll really be *****.
- kelbear, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25He better protect that left testicle. She's gonna be pissed.
- cyberoidx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+22Procrastination is like masturbation, its all good till you realise you've just ***** yourself.
- alive1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+23Luckily, my girlfriend has enough humor to get the joke.
- Firehed, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22You've visited MySpace? At least eight times?
I'm so sorry. - IceBurn, on 10/11/2007, -4/+23Wasn't this like the first email ever sent on the intertubes?
- Frisbinator, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18If he really did that, he made a great point. Unfortunately, it only added fuel to her fire of sexual rejection!
- doronster195, on 10/11/2007, -11/+27Isn't the "If you're on digg you don't have sex [or a girlfriend]" phrase getting kind of old and over used?
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14@brisby: I think what's making it hard for you to understand is that you maybe don't realize that your experience with sex is not every woman's (or even every man's) experience with sex. For physical, emotional, and mental reasons, not all people find sex as easy and constantly pleasurable as you obviously do. There are middle-aged women who have never experienced an orgasm, for example. Sex also requires a certain shift in focus which is harder for some people than for others. And sometimes you're honestly just too exhausted. I hardly think it's "cruel" to turn down your partner; after all, they presumably love you and want you to be happy, as well.
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -7/+20What is the deal with people being so surprised about chicks on Digg? I see other girls commenting on here all the time.
- void, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14Oh they enjoy sex too. They just don't wanna have sex because they were banging some other dude earlier that day, you just didn't know about it...
- goinpostal, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14f201 is wrong on this one. actually testosterone is responsible for both the female and male sex drive, and I was reading an article that a 20-something woman has roughly *half* the testosterone level as a 70 year old man!!!
anyway, from an evolutionary perspective, this makes sense. a high sex drive is a benefit to men (sex with more women=more offspring), but a liability to women (sex with too many men and you'll have a hard time finding a man willing to care for you kid). so women, suck it up and blame darwin!!! -
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