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ofuzi.com — Not getting any tonight? Well if you do what this guy did, you just might increase your chances significantly...
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- meshman, on 10/11/2007, -200/+33“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?”
Run screaming into the street and don't look back.- DCB360, on 04/11/2008, -104/+23Dugg down for attempting to ruin the whole joke of the article.
- Flawed77, on 10/11/2007, -25/+313No sex tonight? Jerk it!
- nymphetamine, on 10/11/2007, -35/+279Before the rest of you say OLD OLD OLD, STFU. This is the first time I've read this and I'm sure not everyone else has read this either.
- rosefu, on 10/11/2007, -2/+349Here's the "mirror," or original:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html - rholloway, on 10/11/2007, -80/+18right...how did this make the front page?
- Jo9100, on 10/11/2007, -10/+89my hero!
- Rapsting, on 10/11/2007, -56/+13*insert generic joke about Digg users here*
- xerus, on 10/11/2007, -62/+19Old joke is OLD.
- donwilson2, on 10/11/2007, -10/+547How DARE you treat a women the same way she does you. That's insanity.
- epyon180, on 10/11/2007, -51/+10This article assumes that digg users have girlfriends : )
- Nerdculture, on 10/11/2007, -29/+9@donwilson2
You're damn right. :D - filmbandit, on 10/11/2007, -4/+86as someone that DIDN'T see this before -- i love this. employing such tactics could land me in the doghouse, but wow -- my balls will be bigger after this read.
- JCSaint, on 10/11/2007, -20/+7My girlfriend would have kicked me in the balls right there in store.
- jaytea90, on 10/11/2007, -25/+7get a hooker, 100% of getting some =.=
- Drahkar, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28While this is an older joke it is just as funny reading it now as it was when I first read it. Frankly I could never have a significant relationship with someone who I was not compatible with in bed. And frankly any woman who would turn to me after getting me all worked up and say something like that is definitely not one that I'm compatible with in bed.
- Vega18h37m, on 10/11/2007, -17/+3Did people just discover the Internet today? I've had this joke forwarded to me at least a dozen times. The joke isn't even that funny. Time to move on.
- scrugby, on 10/11/2007, -4/+7@filmbandit
your right about that - its called blue balls - jazbek, on 10/11/2007, -35/+3"How DARE you treat a women the same way she does you. That's insanity."
So witholding sexual touch and parts of your own body == witholding merchandise at a department store? Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this analogy? I don't get how it's funny, i just think it's insulting and misogynistic.. - kelbear, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25He better protect that left testicle. She's gonna be pissed.
- ladyarcher85, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Even if this is an old joke I still love it and it makes me chuckle every time I read it.
- slasherx, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1@drahkar
I don' think you'll have that problem. - krinthekuz, on 09/16/2008, -8/+5that whole site has the stories taken in entirety from craigslist's best-of section and not a single one is attributed. marked as spam.
- greatkingrat85, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2This joke is so old that it came with the Internet.
- themastersb, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2I've never had this problem. Usually it's the girl who's wanting sex and then I'm saying I'm too tired.
- thelegacy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Remember the southpark with the japanimation, and the song that goes "*Japanese nonsense* ... Protect my balls!" I think thats good advice.
- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2@ jazbek
Can you explain how it's misogynistic? I don't think you can.
- TH3W1R3D, on 10/11/2007, -11/+423This could get a man murdered.
- IRoaChI, on 10/11/2007, -28/+15twice
- Wrathernaut, on 10/11/2007, -5/+146And yet the woman can do it every night for a week and still survive. She survives because men have hope for tomorrow.
- rickpdx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+81"Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock."
- jmeskimen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+49Or he could end up like that British guy whose girlfriend ripped one of his balls off...
- xniL, on 10/11/2007, -10/+5murdered five times before he hits the ground.
- JacKrac, on 10/11/2007, -21/+12This is an old joke but it is pretty funny.
- chip0wa, on 10/11/2007, -28/+207i think Moses told me this joke once?
- Dundasbro, on 10/11/2007, -15/+77I think Methuselah first told it when he was ten. Always a classic...
- dielawn, on 10/11/2007, -28/+3Yeah, I think your right, Moses told me this one when we were on the Arc.
- staffrocket, on 10/11/2007, -19/+1schizophrenic much?
- gr0ss, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3I read it in the Playboy Jokes section once...
- Markpdotcom, on 10/11/2007, -11/+3Sooooooo oooooollllllddddddddd! It always amazes me how things come round and round again, with each new generation thinking they are the *****, when in fact its just the same old stuff people have been doing/saying for years.
Nothing is original people! - dggeek, on 10/11/2007, -2/+29"It always amazes me how things come round and round again"
I've been saying this for years! We need to keep our jokes to our generation. Future generations should never benefit from our humor. It's up to them to make their own humor, I'm not sharing mine!
And get off my lawn!
- TheLoneWolf071, on 10/11/2007, -10/+185You hand never says no ;)
- kosmoX, on 10/11/2007, -27/+13That's not, umm....entirely true.
- TheAkolyte, on 10/11/2007, -25/+5One time it did...
- svejk, on 10/11/2007, -22/+13But does it ever say yes?
- houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -1/+219And it hopefully won't cheat on you with another guy.
- emjaymj, on 10/11/2007, -3/+101What if you're quadriplegic?
- IRoaChI, on 10/11/2007, -15/+5Mine cut itself off :(
I type with my tongue - Dotcommer, on 10/11/2007, -14/+2Awww... I clicked on this from my RSS reader because I thought it was asking me a question, and whatever it lead to would encourage me and comfort me while I sit at home.. with no secks...
- italianchia, on 10/11/2007, -20/+1Dead girls don't say no... They don't say no, don't ya know?
- smokestack, on 10/11/2007, -17/+16what's the ultimate rejection? your hand falls asleep while you're jerkin it;)
- houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -17/+4wow reference
Sapped girls can't say no.
/wow reference - leftnutz, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27@emjaymj : Then don't fall in the ocean. Or you'll really be *****.
- SwabTheDeck, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31Even if it does say no, you've still got a backup.
- Neodeusx, on 10/11/2007, -3/+0It also doesn't complain when you throw it down a flight of stairs.
- OsiVert, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Except if you have poison oak on your hand...well then it's not really you're hand saying no. It's your wang saying no.
- Kelgann, on 10/11/2007, -25/+4So old...
- JasonVergo, on 10/11/2007, -27/+6This is lame. Total rip off of someone's joke. This was on the best of craigslist months ago. At least give your source some credit.
- asdfuiop, on 10/11/2007, -18/+5No sex tonight? I'm sure a fiver could get you some from a crackwhore downtown.
Capitalism works! - fasda, on 10/11/2007, -23/+366This is digg NO ONE reading this is having sex tonight.
- mikefitz2, on 10/11/2007, -4/+131a small comfort in my non-eventful life is that I can come here and know beyond a doubt that i'm not the only one sleeping alone tonight.
- darkbird, on 10/11/2007, -17/+21@fasda (#7239051)
sad but true - GodsDragon, on 10/11/2007, -30/+4so sad us poor Dig users need to get ourselfs some girlfriends.
- doronster195, on 10/11/2007, -11/+27Isn't the "If you're on digg you don't have sex [or a girlfriend]" phrase getting kind of old and over used?
- antifreeze11, on 10/11/2007, -6/+6229 Diggs as of now say its not.
- dreamdisorder, on 10/11/2007, -5/+1Speak for yourself :p
- mikefitz2, on 10/11/2007, -4/+131a small comfort in my non-eventful life is that I can come here and know beyond a doubt that i'm not the only one sleeping alone tonight.
- lougoose, on 10/11/2007, -14/+5Website slow...we need a mirror!
- crazybrit, on 10/11/2007, -14/+3http://www.ofuzi.com.nyud.net:8090/2007/05/28/no-sex-tonight/?
- ToxicBomber, on 10/11/2007, -11/+4Look up .....^
- r0b1, on 10/11/2007, -11/+5There's always Craigslist.
- nubnub, on 10/11/2007, -11/+1Down and no mirror
- soapandfoam, on 10/11/2007, -8/+53self improvement is masturbation...
- svejk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+97"Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen - inspecality, on 10/11/2007, -1/+41Woody Allen to Fight Club. Connection error.
- crashflow, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3therefore, masturbation IS self-improvement.
- cyberoidx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+22Procrastination is like masturbation, its all good till you realise you've just ***** yourself.
- Rikka, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2dugg for the fight club reference.
- svejk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+97"Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love."
- CypherXero, on 10/11/2007, -25/+4MIRROR:
http://www.ofuzi.com.nyud.net:8080/2007/05/28/no-sex-tonight/- TheAkolyte, on 10/11/2007, -8/+18Yeah that works.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html
- TheAkolyte, on 10/11/2007, -8/+18Yeah that works.
- sjalloul, on 10/11/2007, -10/+4This could get a man castrated! ;-)
- jeo77, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3Never mind that - she could rip off one of his balls and try to eat it!
Although, it'd be a worthy sacrifice, this is funny stuff XD
- jeo77, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3Never mind that - she could rip off one of his balls and try to eat it!
- kraniac, on 10/11/2007, -50/+6This joke is older than Jesus and it wasn't funny the first time either.
- gmprunner, on 10/11/2007, -7/+97This is my first time reading it, and I thought it was hilarious.
- widman, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Sure it's old but it was very funny back then.
- divergent, on 10/11/2007, -17/+2Dupe!
Shameless Plug -
http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/My_Hero_No_Sex_Tonight - FlatFeet, on 10/11/2007, -9/+1Well I can already see how tomorrow's day at the mall is going to go....
Heh heh.
*Goes to sleep alone* - jmpeagle, on 10/11/2007, -35/+12old joke with fallacious premise: most women are hornier than men, they just have better self control. Every man wants a sex crazed woman but when he finally gets one he really really regrets it. Chafing anyone?
- kutza, on 10/11/2007, -17/+3*Sigh* you'd be surprised the majority of guys who don't understand this concept...
- Arbus, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46What concept? The concept of chafing? No, no man has ever experienced chafing. It's not like we have all kind of warm, wrinkly, dangling skin between our legs or anything.
The premise of the joke is that women are completely devoid of reason, not that they have less of a sex drive than men. - rstarr, on 10/11/2007, -14/+7@jmpeagle
Bull.
*****.
There is no way women in general are more horny then men. Maybe about 5 are hornier then your average guy.
I'll give you five. - f201, on 10/11/2007, -9/+5rstarr: Medical science disagrees with you.
- rstarr, on 10/11/2007, -6/+12@ff201
Can I please have the study...?
With pictures...? - goinpostal, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14f201 is wrong on this one. actually testosterone is responsible for both the female and male sex drive, and I was reading an article that a 20-something woman has roughly *half* the testosterone level as a 70 year old man!!!
anyway, from an evolutionary perspective, this makes sense. a high sex drive is a benefit to men (sex with more women=more offspring), but a liability to women (sex with too many men and you'll have a hard time finding a man willing to care for you kid). so women, suck it up and blame darwin!!! - Gizza, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7@goinpostal (#7239769)
Plus men can get as many women pregnant at the same time as he sleeps with. Women can only get pregnant from one man at one time. So not much point continuing to sleep around from that perspective. - bardamuclichy, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1@rstarr
Well *****. I must've dated all five and then some! And all in long term relationships! How did I get so lucky?
LOL@guyswhocan'tuseit,loseit - Corvidae, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2If your woman doesn't want sex as often as you do...you're doing it wrong. If you do it right, she'll be back for more than you can handle.
- emehrkay, on 10/11/2007, -18/+9i waited for the a mirror for this old ass joke?
- fr0ng, on 10/11/2007, -14/+1wow this has never been posted before
in before negative diggs. - ahughes, on 10/11/2007, -9/+5Rarely there comes along a post on digg that I want to digg more than once. This is one...
- chokeslam, on 10/11/2007, -10/+2That was the most insensitive and sexist blog entry I've ever read. And the fact that I think like this will get me laid tonight. Hopefully.
- 80hd, on 10/11/2007, -7/+0agreed
- geekologist, on 10/11/2007, -11/+4I wish I could digg this twice. I love this guy. If I was gay, I'd marry him.
- 80hd, on 10/11/2007, -14/+0Good joke but for anybody that even thinks of sharing this with their GF.
This is about as anti charming as it gets so chuckle it up alone- JorgeGonzalez, on 10/11/2007, -23/+11I JUST SHOWED TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE BLEW ME
LMAONADE - Suplyndmnd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32Fleshlights cant read foo!
- alive1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+23Luckily, my girlfriend has enough humor to get the joke.
- ijustam, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3@JorgeGonzalez
Thank you. Your comment made my day and the day is only 16 minutes old.
Ugh... Monday :(
- JorgeGonzalez, on 10/11/2007, -23/+11I JUST SHOWED TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE BLEW ME
- jess1ca, on 10/11/2007, -13/+82Honestly if both parties aren't into sex, it's not worth having. Sometimes my boyfriend will be too tired and vice versa, but we always respect each other. A good relationship is based on balance from both sides.
- houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -6/+92Credit card balance?
- jftitan, on 10/11/2007, -3/+31I dont know why you got digged down, but you are correct.
I respect my significant other as much as she respects me. Some nights I want some extra sleep. She'll have to please herself. For me likewise. I say its a hit or miss on our part. But rarely do we miss. But when we do miss, its not the end of the world. - bmoneyallstars, on 10/11/2007, -3/+39i didnt even need to read that you had a boyfriend to realize that was a woman's reply
- atrain, on 10/11/2007, -12/+106wait, are you FEMALE?!
And on DIGG!!!!!
And has SEX?!!
-=Does Not Compute=- - kingyubba, on 10/11/2007, -3/+33atrain's head asplodes....
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -7/+20What is the deal with people being so surprised about chicks on Digg? I see other girls commenting on here all the time.
- Gizza, on 10/11/2007, -1/+57@xstarsprinklesx (#7240140)
What's the deal with people being so surprised that people are so surprised that there a chicks on Digg?
Seriously though, I don't think anyone's actually surprised, it's just a little bit of stereotype humour. - xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -7/+7I know, it just seems like stereotypes get less funny the less true they are. ::shrug::
- DaveV, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1Apparently, you are too stupid to see that the girl in the joke is using sex, or the lack there of, to manipulate her boyfriend.
Now, STFU, dumbass. - newbill123, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3 @jess1ca wrote: "A good relationship is based on balance from both sides."
That's good advice, but be careful: I think thats illegal in Alabama and Utah. - Suplyndmnd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2"A good relationship is based on balance from both sides."
Completely agree 100%. Balance is crucial. Me and my ex didn't have that sexual balance and it took a week for my arm to heal. That was the day I call "The day I found stair sex isn't what it's cracked up to be".
- HoGiHung, on 10/11/2007, -18/+2Another lame one hits the front page. Buried.
- Rapsting, on 10/11/2007, -23/+1You Digg users are all ***** pricks. Elitist bastards, go learn to appreciate stupidity.
- MarrowMan, on 10/11/2007, -26/+0I had sex for about an hour before I read this. LOL losers
- Frisbinator, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18If he really did that, he made a great point. Unfortunately, it only added fuel to her fire of sexual rejection!
- solemnraven, on 10/11/2007, -15/+2how is this on digg?
for shame.
no digg.
is there a way i can mail a punch in the face to the submitter? - xnviews, on 10/11/2007, -7/+5For those who don't remember or haven't studied Shakespeare, this was used in Taming of the Shrew too.
- IceBurn, on 10/11/2007, -4/+23Wasn't this like the first email ever sent on the intertubes?
- formulathree, on 10/11/2007, -12/+23
2005 called. They want their article back.- fivestarsoul, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1171989 called, they want their joke back.
- TheSmiddy, on 10/11/2007, -19/+0you mean 1995?
- purple, on 10/11/2007, -17/+2The 1970s called. BURN!
- alexweej, on 10/11/2007, -5/+641875 called. "Watson, come here! I want to see you!"
- glhex, on 10/11/2007, -6/+16"I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis." lol, what?
- moet, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Ya I didnt get that either, you dont play tennis with a tennis bracelet.
Its just a name for a piece of jewelry.
EG: http://jmauer.stores.yahoo.net/platdiamtenb.html
Great Post tho, wish I had the guts to tell my gf that sort of thing - lintmonkey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12It's just showing that he doesn't care enough about jewelry to know what a tennis bracelet is. He's a guy.
- moet, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Ya I didnt get that either, you dont play tennis with a tennis bracelet.
- jubilee123, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40digg + article telling how to get sex...
did you honestly think the server could handle that? - givemereplay, on 10/11/2007, -9/+2SO OLD
- ChillEnt, on 10/11/2007, -10/+8That's right bitch!
- asw66, on 10/11/2007, -6/+4I think we need a suitable warning for posts like these, along the lines of "Oldie but a goodie -- No sex tonight".
- Ladymongoose, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0I think we're assuming many of the people on DIGG have the option for sex tonight....
- brazenisgod, on 10/11/2007, -19/+2so old. so so old. I thought it was lame the 18 times i got it in an email... and the 8 times i got it on myspace bulletins... there has to be something new out there!!!! To all of the people who read this and laughed and hadnt seen it before... forget everything you saw! because in 3 days you are going to get this spam again unless you send it to 5 close friends and help save baby jessica.
- Firehed, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22You've visited MySpace? At least eight times?
I'm so sorry. - mesmeriffic, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3@Firehead
I have gotten laid from MySpace. It stays in my bookmarks toolbar. - GhostCow, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Myspace may be a crappy website full of idiots, but it's a great place to find sex. Back when I cared about dating, I managed to have sex with 6 girls in 6 months, all met on Myspace, except one whom I had met on hotornot.
- orientis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1So very sad...
- Mike89, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9"except one whom I had met on hotornot."
What'd you rate her?
- Firehed, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22You've visited MySpace? At least eight times?
- Cockdiesel, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1reference last scene in warehouse of Hostel 2. nuff said.
- offwithyourtv, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10Super old joke, but rather humorous nonetheless.
I'm quite sure my fiance is very appreciative of the fact that I prefer sex over shopping. (Although occasionally I get a little excited about buying a new processor or the like, but that's not a daily or even weekly event.)
...Yes, girls like that do exist. (Even on the internets!) No, that doesn't mean they must be fat and/or ugly. But yes, most of them are taken. But taken by geeks. There is hope for the rest of you.- screamokid, on 10/11/2007, -8/+2just get a punk chick, they are most likely smart, mines a cambodian punk chick, were weird she loves clothes and i love comps, but i call her my hoe and bitch and vis versa
dont give up guys theres always cute chicks that like geeks :)
- screamokid, on 10/11/2007, -8/+2just get a punk chick, they are most likely smart, mines a cambodian punk chick, were weird she loves clothes and i love comps, but i call her my hoe and bitch and vis versa
- cambob76, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2The lady should always put out... I think Dr. Phil or someone said that.
- holyskeleton, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1HAHAHAHAHA owned in the face.
- dorkino, on 10/11/2007, -9/+5This is inaccurate and stupid. Anyone turning a women on by buying her things is clearly being used and should re-evaluate his overall value in general.
- Firehed, on 10/11/2007, -7/+5And anyone who treats women like that is doomed to be dumped and stay single for all time thereafter (or has found someone WAY too tolerant for her own good). It was a joke - have a laugh, then move on.
- detlev409, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10And anyone who can't see a joke for a joke should stop reading the internet.
- jazbek, on 10/11/2007, -5/+1and anyone who thinks sexist jokes are hilarious will be doomed to miserable and lonely relationships for the rest of their life.
- Neo88, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1You guys act like you've never done that before, Its rather enjoying to see their expressions.
- Barbrady, on 10/11/2007, -11/+2This joke is a few years old. Buried.
- SwabTheDeck, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Your comment is a few hundred posts too old. Buried.
- brisby, on 10/11/2007, -3/+42I don't understand the concept of 'not wanting to have sex', especially from the female perspective. Sex is always fun, it always feels good, and usually the man does a lot of the work anyway. Is sex ever really so unpleasant that you would deny it to a partner in need? It seems like this should be the price of monogamy: if you expect someone to limit themselves to you and only you, you owe it to them to grant them as much sexual satisfaction as you can. Sex is easier for women, and there's no physical limitation like there is for men in their participating in it. So I can't really understand why any woman would hold out on her lover, or why it's so common.
- beermaker, on 10/11/2007, -9/+6it´s just a joke
- prinzrob, on 10/11/2007, -16/+4Wow, brisby, you are so wrong about how women's bodies work that it's no wonder you are so frustrated.
"usually the man does a lot of the work anyway"
"Sex is easier for women, and there's no physical limitation like there is for men in their participating in it."
Try bringing up these two points with an actual woman and you might learn a lot.
And to all those blokes out there that say they don't understand their girlfriends/wives it's not because she is a woman, it's because the two of you are incompatible. Try to find a woman you can actually relate to instead. - dortdruben, on 10/11/2007, -11/+11As a woman, I find that it's not exactly the sex that I want less, but that it's the sex WITH THE SAME PERSON that I want less. I'd do it every night if I got to do it w/ a different person. Slutty? Perhaps, but *****, at least I'm honest. Maybe guys try and be a little more varied? If your GF is coolin' on you, maybe watch yourself and see if you do that same ole' thing every time. Either that or maybe it's her being on the Pill. It sure does zap a woman's sex drive. But what's worse--losing your sex drive and being on the pill, or using condoms and having to feel guilty about not letting your guy do you unsheathed? You may not say anything, but we know you guys hate condoms and would rather us pop a pill every day so that you could screw us without having to use one. And, we hate condoms too. The Pill would be great if it didn't kill yr mojo. Dammit.
- brisby, on 10/11/2007, -1/+38prinzrob
I am an actual woman. I'm not frustrated, it's just that I hear women complaining about their boyfriends asking for sex and I hear men complaining about their girlfriends not wanting sex and I can't really understand what the problem is. Sex isn't mowing the lawn or doing the dishes-- it's inherently pleasurable, at least tolerable. I can't really come up with a good reason to turn your partner down, especially when you're in love with your partner and presumably want them to be happy. It seems pretty cruel and unreasonable, in most situations. - void, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14Oh they enjoy sex too. They just don't wanna have sex because they were banging some other dude earlier that day, you just didn't know about it...
- hoelzro, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Maybe it's because men and women's chemistry is totally different? Guys are pretty much always geared up and ready to go (at least until they get older), whereas women are not. It's just how the world works, and for us guys, it kinda sucks.
- raymore, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Well. it's only easier for the woman, if the man knows how to satisfy her, just sayin.
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14@brisby: I think what's making it hard for you to understand is that you maybe don't realize that your experience with sex is not every woman's (or even every man's) experience with sex. For physical, emotional, and mental reasons, not all people find sex as easy and constantly pleasurable as you obviously do. There are middle-aged women who have never experienced an orgasm, for example. Sex also requires a certain shift in focus which is harder for some people than for others. And sometimes you're honestly just too exhausted. I hardly think it's "cruel" to turn down your partner; after all, they presumably love you and want you to be happy, as well.
- jazbek, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2thanks for articulating that starsprinkle.. you speak the truth. :)
- ManicMouse, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6It's about power. Women know that by denying a man sex they are passively aggressively exerting dominance over him. They have the power to grant him happiness, by denying him they're making him understand this.
- Angostura, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I take you weren't up 3 times last night breastfeeding/?
- Knighterrantz, on 08/10/2008, -0/+0It is not about control, well maybe in some cases, but about a misunderstanding of what sex means to a guy. There are few areas in life with more gross misinformation than in this one. The belief that many woman have is that sex is simply about a man wanting or desiring physical release. It is true that the occasional quickie can be a lot of fun. I dare you to ask your man what sex and intimacy means to him. I believe you will be surprised. Sex to a man equals love. it is where he is able to feel safe being vulnerable and feel tender emotions. When my sweetie touches, kisses or caresses me it reinforces my feelings of love and closeness for her. Men occasionally need to feel attractive and a closeness with a partner does wonders for the male esteem. has he been moping around after the latest rejection? Odds are he is hurt and is afraid to approach for fear of being rejected again. PS while on the subject most men want to have sex with with willing partner, a loving partner. So if your man is communicating and sharing with you and you are just turning him down. Shame on you. If there are issues get on them and fix them. A man who is willing to work and communicate is worthy of a similar effort from you. Nuff said.
- beermaker, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1what if create new ***** jokes, something who corresponds to this era...
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