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- plainOldFool, on 01/24/2009, -0/+56Hmmmm. I just got an email from a goat prince who said that he will give me a share of his u.s.$10million fortune if I can provide bail money. It must be true.
- seltaeb4, on 01/23/2009, -0/+52The old 419 "Shapeshift into a Goat" scam...
- hdar3415, on 01/24/2009, -1/+53I take it drugs are widely used in Nigeria?
- vroom101, on 01/23/2009, -0/+48Full story with photo . . .
"Police parade goat as robbery suspect" by Demola Akinyemi: http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/27049/42/ - MiveHind, on 01/24/2009, -0/+44He got away? Too baaaaad
- tnerd, on 01/23/2009, -0/+42REALLY!!!! GOAT? Looks like ANYTHING can happen down there... and newspapers wont hesitate to slap it on the frongpage!
- johnnick, on 01/24/2009, -0/+31"She turned me into a newt! ..... Well I got better."
- doublefelix, on 01/23/2009, -1/+28Our first suspect enjoys eating tin cans and what not. Please welcome...a goat!
- JacksonYaya, on 01/24/2009, -0/+24That would be too obvious. When cars are stolen the Nigerian police are on the lookout for dragons, lions, etc.
Changing into a goat was a brilliant move and it was only the hard work of Nigeria's finest that brought this miscreant to justice. - tm13lke, on 01/24/2009, -0/+19If you could transform into an animal, why a goat? Why not a lion? Or a ***** dragon.
- Barackalypse, on 01/24/2009, -4/+22Stuff like this makes it so hard to respect other cultures.
- inferno10, on 01/24/2009, -1/+19I didn't realize The Onion was available on print in Nigeria
- marklestrange, on 01/24/2009, -1/+18The Goat would like to transfer it's money out of Nigeria.
If you could sent an international money order for $10,000 this will allow to bank to release goats fortune (gained from car theft) to your account. - ophello, on 01/23/2009, -1/+18Wow...what? I think they just got confused.
- one504, on 01/24/2009, -0/+16Yeah, the cops didn't steal that car.
- noahgelman, on 01/24/2009, -0/+15you mean.... BALE money?
hurdy hurdy hur - azureskies88, on 01/24/2009, -1/+15You have to chill with the LSD, man.
- LucasVB, on 01/24/2009, -0/+14This gives a literal meaning to scapegoating.
- azureskies88, on 01/24/2009, -1/+15This story makes me embarrassed to be a human.
- fightingforair, on 01/24/2009, -1/+15Sigh, I had high hopes for this newspaper, all the rest of them are corrupted with bias and unworthy news, I held out hope for this specific Nigerian newspaper. And now look....man turning into a goat.
I've lost faith in all printed news sources.
All I got left is digg...this isn't pretty. - inactive, on 01/24/2009, -1/+14I'd transform into Trogdor and burninate my way to safety.
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -1/+13Nigerian police should come up with better excuses for failing to catch the suspects. Don't just return to the police station with a goat.
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -1/+12Another Nigerian scam .
- JCPahl, on 01/24/2009, -0/+10Scapegoat?
- tiberone, on 01/24/2009, -0/+10that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+10Its not their fault the msm never exposes the truth about the criminal goats.
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+9You all are really milking this goat story for all its worth.
- JacksonYaya, on 01/24/2009, -0/+9That's what the insurance companies want you to believe so they don't have to pay up when a dragon jacks your vehicle.
- LibertyPrime, on 01/24/2009, -1/+9Nigeria apparently has the best conartists and liars.
- bonk2k, on 01/24/2009, -1/+9You can't transform into a dragon you idiot. Dragons don't exist!
/s - inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+7And yet people still act stunned at Africa's inability to get its ***** together.
- Phyltre, on 01/23/2009, -0/+7If anything really could happen, it really would. Therefore, no matter what you put on the front page, it would be true. I certainly wouldn't hesitate.
- polumrak, on 01/24/2009, -1/+8That's nothing, I've heard about that country where people gather around dirty mall windows and grilled cheese sandwiches and claim they can see a magic woman on them, and then they pray and hope she'll heal them.
- Magniris, on 01/24/2009, -0/+7Sounds a lot like Digg...
- Regulator980, on 01/24/2009, -1/+8For some reason, this story reminds me of this "news" story about a neighborhood leprechaun sighting in Alabama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 - JacksonYaya, on 01/24/2009, -1/+8People are always ***** me over and then turning into goats. It's about time the news media took some notice!
- 7Wiseguy, on 01/24/2009, -0/+6Only in Nigeria!
- Synergy87, on 01/24/2009, -0/+6Clearly the real suspect paid the cops off with the goat.
- Torley, on 01/24/2009, -2/+8Say hi to your mother for me, OK?
- Jungleman1, on 01/24/2009, -0/+5So corny that I have no choice but to give you a digg
- SisyphusFragmnt, on 01/24/2009, -5/+10Just religion.
- ikcilabd, on 01/24/2009, -0/+560% of the time, it works every time
- browny1978, on 01/24/2009, -1/+5if she weighs the same as a duck then she is a ......witch!
- FyberOptic, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4You can pretty much combine "Africa" with [INSERT CRAZY SITUATION HERE] and I would believe it.
- nahdan, on 01/24/2009, -1/+5you have a fetish for saying "of" when you mean to say "have".
or you're in 3rd grade. - WordsnCollision, on 01/24/2009, -1/+5Maybe it was just some guy with a goatee. And horns.
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4Ah, you see, you've won.
- Joshper85, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4if you can transform back and forth between a person and a goat I think they could do a little better than stealing a Mazda
- Stonekeeper, on 01/24/2009, -2/+6He didn't turn into a goat! He was kidding around!
- Wade, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4If you had the ability to turn into a goat, I'd like to think you'd also have the ability to escape.
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