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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+123Gosh, I don't know what happened. My friend just started to drink this new beverage when all of a sudden his heart ripped itself out of his chest and pro ceded to slap the ever loving crap out of him. It was the darnedest thing.
- giantAppleCore, on 10/12/2007, -1/+65I will certainly be trying it,
- cody50, on 10/12/2007, -3/+43I might try it at my next halo 2 all nighter. see if it gives me an edge. But seeing as how i havent even had a mountain dew in 3 years, I will probobly go into cardiac arrest.
- FluxHarmonic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+36I think I became a diabetic just by reading this article.
- mistarojaz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34yeah but that makes it even more desirable for the kid
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -14/+46"cocaine is heluva drug"
- kyleh, on 10/12/2007, -6/+37i have a feeling people are gunna die from this
- tomboy501, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26Kate Moss should be the spokesperson.
- funkpucker, on 10/12/2007, -3/+26Anyone who has ever had caffeine sickness would probably think this is stupid. Go take about 8 no-doz in 30 minutes or so. You'll feel like you're dying in about another 15, and it won't go away for a long, long time. And there's nothing you can do about it, besides wallow in your horribly painful misery.
Instead of trying to create a product to simulate another substance already available, they should just let what is currently available be sold. Synthetic THC doesn't work, and synthetic opiates suck. Synthetic Coke now through loads of caffeine? I'll pass. My frosty helps me out. - IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25As the article says, the spoke-person is Lindsay Lohan.
Oh the irony. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20If you take 8 no doz in 30 minutes time, you deserve what you get.
- ScottJG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19From the makers of Red Balls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXauqKAa31s - zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18"Anyone who has ever had caffeine sickness would probably think this is stupid."
*raises hand* - Gaius, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18dugg, but I'd prefer drinking psilocybin, myself.
- Pharaoh777, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16350% - Though the risk of dying is very small to begin with.
- Sp0rAdiC, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15@ dzi: lol? are you kidding? poor misinformed citizen...
- radiofrequency, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Should be nice with a couple shots of vodka.
- sdrawkcaB, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I would love to try this, but where do they sell it?
- baldr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13yea it does seem a little suspicious. especially when the image seen here:
http://www.drinkcocaine.com/wired.php
is the same as the actually cocaine drug:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine - djruden, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13You are aware of the the drink called "Coke", right? It's pretty popular, and just it's just as common to call the illegal drug cocaine, coke. So I don't think it will have a huge impact. If its sold over the counter, its pretty obvious it isnt the actual drug.
And I think the name alone will make ppl try it before trying some other lame-named drink that does the same thing. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Sued by who exactly? Pablo Escobar's estate?
- yesukai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10The drinks website says that it contains "350% more energy then Red Bull". However, it has only 60 calories per serving. Red Bull has 110 calories per serving. So, Red Bull actually has almost twice the energy. So misleading.
- gumby05, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10"A million magic crystals, painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody else's fault, so don't do it!" - C00001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Yeah, because usually when you buy illicit drugs, they come in brightly colored containers with bold lettering clearly declaring the substance they contain...
- dbloodnok, on 10/12/2007, -12/+21I wont be... I'm holding out for the Red Bull Roofie...
- h0kiez, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11It has a MySpace page...that is all I need to know about it. I'm so glad I can pick up 12 year old girls, check out the hottest teenie-bopper movies, and get up-to-date on the totally newest and hippest drinks all in one place.
Thanks MySpace... - IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11Or that UK rocker, can't recall his name. Pete or something. Always in trouble.
- elroy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12it's nice that an energy drink markets itself as what people actually wish it was.
as someone who has done MORE than his share of drugs, i am sick of seeing people drinking a red bull and being all hopped up on placebo: "i just drank 2 red bulls, i'm going stay up for 2 days and rebuild clocks!"
if you wanna be energetic (high) go snort some blow or speed. otherwise it's just mickey mouse crap... if you pay $5 for a jolt you could get from the less-fashionable $2 cup of coffee, you're a sucker. the 'energy-drink' market is exploding for a reason, people. - tomboy501, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9...Doherty. The Libertines frontman. He's Kate Moss' coked-out boyfriend. They would make the perfect "Red Bull: Cocaine" markerting pair
- sq377, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9"I would love to try this, but where do they sell it?"
I just saw this on the news and I can't remember exactly where, but its only like 2 cities in the US right now. - Hostile, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8"This product may not be suitable for children"
keyword may, its only a recommendation - thehans, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12I'm confused? Doesn't Coca-Cola already sell Coke? I smell a lawsuit.
- cheez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8or, if it were red bull heroin, charlie pace would be the spokesman and it would come in vigin mary statues
- Newlz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8From the guy who eats about 50 Hot Pockets a day, can someone please feed Lindsay Lohan?
Jesus.. at least some ranch dressing on her lettuce leaf? - msprout, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9I feel a great disturbance in the Force. It's like a million hearts screamed in terror, and then were suddenly silenced.
- Miyazaki, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Wait a second. Their site says that this drink has less caffeine than espresso.
I'm no longer impressed. - molsen311, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7lol, since when do shrooms melt your stomach?
- kacymartin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7wonder if it tastes good with Jager
- thedak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7water will keep me conscious when I'm up coding till 5am after doing the same thing the night before as I rush to complete a cosc assignment now? I have to get in on your kind of water...
- nuxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5WHITE LIIIIINNNEESSS!!!!
- elroy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I drink espresso. It tastes like espresso.
- SystmBetatester, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9unfortunatly, my submitted diggs never get dugg :(
2 days ago...
http://digg.com/health/Drink_Cocaine_Legalized_in_the_USA - IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -8/+13Same here. It looks way too intense.
- Pharaoh777, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Aquajava. The caffeinated water.
- sigintop, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@thedak
Funny thing is caffeine tends to dehydrate a lot of people and dehydration brings on tiredness. - green1152, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6It sounds like a death syrum, especially if it were mixed with alcohol, or drank while on other upper drugs.
- remyz16, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6It's not actually by Red Bull, it's only being compared to it.
- trghpy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4yea, half of them will be party animals drinking 5 at a time while doing Ex.
The other half will die in 10 years from a diebetic coma.
-Cheers - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Wow, what an uninformed idiot.
- wolfzero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3So this doesn't seem to be associated with Red Bull. www.drinkcocaine.com
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