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youtube.com - Musician and Best Buy employee, Keith Parsons, rocks his Best Buy holiday campaign audition.
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- moojj, on 10/11/2007, -11/+121I get the feeling that he has perfected the "Crazy Scare" technique in court. I don't know, it's just a feeling I guess.
- longboarder543, on 10/11/2007, -4/+106This is the single greatest thing ever to make the front page of digg. Oh was I woefully unprepared for the spectrum of emotions I would experience in the 2 seconds after I clicked that link. The end result was me spewing water all over my keyboard that I was drinking. I then immediately became terrified as the gravity of that man's stare penetrated deep into my psyche. As the trembling subsided, I was reborn in the glory that is this photograph. Thank you, sir, for this post, I will never forget it.
- trghpy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+103God, someone needs to photoshop some dollar signs into those eyes.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+73Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!
[/roger rabbit] - halfamazing, on 10/11/2007, -4/+51a few others to consider....
http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/PeterStavropoulos.asp
http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/WilliamBrewster.asp
http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/KellyGross.asp
http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/RobertWinston.asp - Jerim, on 10/11/2007, -4/+46Must have graduated from the Gary Busey school of law.
- wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -7/+45Like this? http://www.wildfiretech.com/images/lawyer.jpg
- emanggid, on 10/11/2007, -10/+47wait! that must be the famous "chewbacca" defense stare! what a genius.....
- utcursch, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37Or he could be suffering from a medical condition such as Graves Disease or Hyperthyroidism.
http://images.google.co.in/images?q=Graves%20Disease
http://images.google.co.in/images?q=Hyperthyroidism+eyes
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/bulging_eyes.htm#intro - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -9/+39"Mr. Brandow is legally blind. He chose to take his firm profile picture without his dark sunglasses to feel and perhaps appear more normal. Good job mocking the disabled."
- kevinfell, on 10/11/2007, -15/+41Obligatory:
http://mkbstares.ytmnd.com/ - Hippias, on 10/11/2007, -9/+33It seems that you guys don't know that he is blind. Please don't make fun of a blind person.
- g30ff, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27It's not just the eyes, it's the grimace. It looks more like a case of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation
Type 1 on the Bristol chart. - ICSU, on 10/11/2007, -4/+26Can you be illegally blind?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22So, the Addam's family is alive and well!
- catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Upon further research it seems the guy is blind and chose to take a picture without glasses, so this really isn't that funny anymore
- jezkah, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19woss got it from here: http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/05/lawyer_of_the_day_michael_k_br.php#comment-48485
But, as someone on trickeries.com points out, "So if he is blind why in the hell did someone not tell him how ***** crazy he looked in the picture? Why couldn’t someone say, “We need to take this picture again, you look like a damned lunatic." - grubwort, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19If he could see the pic he'd probably have a good laugh himself. Blind or not, it's ***** funny.
- darkskinfan87, on 10/11/2007, -4/+21He blinked in each of the pictures he took before this one. This time, he got it right.
- coolian, on 10/11/2007, -5/+22The Dramatic Lawyer?
- damage84, on 10/11/2007, -4/+19Yeah he is blind or suffering from some kind of "ican'tlookrightness" disease.
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/05/lawyer_of_the_day_michael_k_br.php#comment-48485 - seanc6610, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17Even if he is blind, it's not like he's gonna come to digg and read this post.
- EMyslin, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16ur mom is a class act
- AK10, on 10/11/2007, -3/+15Holy jeebus, looks like the Adams Family started a law practice!
- halavais, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11The quotation marks above would suggest this is taken from somewhere, but Google doesn't seem to find it. Would you enlighten us to the source?
In fact, it appears to me that a webmaster was a bit overambitious in whiting the eyes and the teeth, but that might just be me. - Ocelot13, on 10/11/2007, -4/+15i guys i think i found jabba the hutt, hes disguised as Mr.Winston
- crawf061, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/KellyGross.asp
Such a fitting name... the parents deserve the credit - halavais, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Woss posted this quote above. Do you have a link attributing it, or are you just keeping us up to date with the conversation thus far.
- StarkDigging, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11http://trickeries.com/98/michael-k-brandow-is-blind-not-our-fault-for-making-fun/
"[We] have been having a laugh at his expense ever since the famous photo came to light. So if he is blind why in the hell did someone not tell him how ***** crazy he looked in the picture? Why couldn’t someone say, “We need to take this picture again, you look like a damned lunatic.” This means that everyone from the photographer on down to the webmaster who posted it were either giggling to themselves, or ignoring the crazy looking blind elephant in the room, because they were too “polite” to mention it. This is the same thing as not telling someone they have a used condom hanging on their ear when they are about to begin an important job interview because it would be embarrassing to broach the topic. ***** them types."
For the record, I agree. If you find it funny, laugh. Just don't harass or taunt anyone, just have a nice private laugh and move on. If you're offended, cry and pray for humanity. But for chrissake, if some of the sanctimonious posts above are serious, you guys need to get over yourselves.
It's not like being blind is funny... the fact that the photographer clearly had a vendetta against several of the lawyers at this firm *is* funny. Poor Mr. Brandow and the others really got ripped off. - g30ff, on 10/11/2007, -6/+16As a lawyer I don't think I'd hire him. Now, if I were looking for someone to be in an Ex-lax commercial things would be different...
- blaaguuu, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13I'm curious how one goes about drinking their keyboard...
o_O - EricAugu, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Way to take drain the fun out of a room, tomatogirl :p
;-) - tomatogirl, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12Do you know for a fact that he's blind? Or is that just a guess? If he is blind, please re-comment at the top level.
- Wonderkind, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11All I know is, I want him on MY side.
- hustl3, on 10/11/2007, -7/+16He will serve time for you
- dunbone, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11John Lithgow on crack comes to mind
- themattman, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11Anyone notice the slight resemblance to Weird Al?
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5300/1354ss3.jpg - ScottMaximus1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8BUZZKILL
- neonenergy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+12This is the single greatest thing ever to make the front page of digg. Oh was I woefully unprepared for the spectrum of emotions I would experience in the 2 seconds after I clicked that link. The end result was me spewing water all over my keyboard that I was drinking. I then immediately became terrified as the gravity of that man's stare penetrated deep into my psyche. As the trembling subsided, my mom saw it and got scared and said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, "yo homes to bel-air". I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later". Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
- wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7That article makes me want to go grill some moose sausage now. Don't know why though.
- staxofmax, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Is it just me, or does Peter look like a Goomba circa the Mario Brothers movie?
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8ZE GOGGLES, DEY DO NATHING!
- spudnic, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I'll make fun of him the same as I'd make fun of anyone else. I've got a friend in a wheelchair and if there is one thing I've learned from him it's that treating people the same means just that.
- iDiggIt42, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Sir, please remain calm or I will be forced to remove you from the tubes to prevent pollution of their contents.
- devikwolf, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I am bested. The piles of cash = awesome.
- devikwolf, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c309/devikwolf/kaching.png
- RussellDovey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6That explains why the photo is still on the website, I guess.
- jcounterman, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8simply omitting the URL from your original submission doesn't keep you from being a douche.
just to let you know... - nonzzero, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7I bet he fights crime by night.
- moojj, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Dear Mr Douchey Douche,
I had to do a few searches in Digg to find your original submission. You're original story got 13 diggs and is now over 3 months old. Your crappy description and title prevented it from making front page. So ask yourself, who are you really angry at? The digg community for not digging your submission? Yourself for creating such a stupid title and description? Or me, little old Moojj, who has never heard of you and will never care to hear of you again? -
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