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- SQLDigger, on 07/04/2009, -16/+1291Best. Title. Ever.
- Petmc, on 07/04/2009, -14/+914Honestly, there is no comment that can be made to sum up the amount of puns in that headline.
- mikemehak, on 07/05/2009, -2/+362"Channel Seven News aired claims sailors from HMAS Success ran a contest to see who could sleep with the most female crew members."
How dare they tarnish the Navys reputation for being gay - moxley, on 07/05/2009, -6/+228Seamen shouldn't be all over the female crew members like that; I'd imagine that many of them find it hard to swallow; and while it may seem like they enjoy it, (at least, on the face anyway) - the fact that there is money involved makes it a very sticky situation. I suspect that the seamen will be on their asses after this becomes well known.
- inactive, on 07/05/2009, -2/+183Well, who won?
- AndrewSnook, on 07/04/2009, -9/+144Dugg solely for the title.
- carterjs, on 07/05/2009, -7/+133One?
- passedoutghost, on 07/05/2009, -8/+109Should have been "seamen" instead of "seaman". There was more than one.
- RandomGorilla, on 07/05/2009, -1/+96The biker, the policeman and the indian were reported to be shocked and appalled.
- KennMac, on 07/05/2009, -2/+71The day is mine, Trebek. And your mother's a whore.
- joelsmif, on 07/04/2009, -4/+65Brilliant.
- thejackyl, on 07/05/2009, -1/+61Man, it sure is a good thing we don't let gays in the military. They might get sexually distracted and....oh wait.
- techdever, on 07/05/2009, -11/+69Want some extra semen on your poop deck ?
- nard3456, on 07/04/2009, -8/+66Title is win
- gforce051, on 07/05/2009, -2/+59I'm pretty sure that bit went more along the lines of
"It's not Catch the Semen."
"Oh, is that what that mustache is for, Trebek?" - trizzleatl, on 07/05/2009, -0/+50He means there's one pun.
- RacerX2727, on 07/05/2009, -1/+50Still not as good as this article: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=220894 ...
This could have easily been "Nutt replaces Johnson with Dick to face *****." - inactive, on 07/04/2009, -7/+55Must resist joke.
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:57879 - eliot2000, on 07/05/2009, -26/+70I don't know if anyone's taken notice of this yet, but there appears to be a bit of wordplay at work in the title here.
When the headline says the navy may "discharge seaman after discovery of sex games", it calls another action to mind, namely the discharge of semen in appreciation of the "sex games" mentioned.
It made me laugh out loud. - dexter311, on 07/05/2009, -0/+41That's puntastic.
- BossKey, on 07/05/2009, -0/+38It would be a shame if their careers finished early. Even if they let them stay, this incident will probably make their long service harder.
- uptwolait, on 07/06/2009, -0/+37And every one is sacred.
- Brad324, on 07/05/2009, -2/+37anyone who uses or supports the /s tag should be shot. Why ruin the subtlety of a joke to fulfill the needs of a few retards?
- eliot2000, on 07/05/2009, -1/+36I'm always astounded at how sarcasm is completely invisible here without the /s tag
- 1hrSleep, on 07/05/2009, -3/+37Pretty sure if you did that at work you'd be sued for sexual harassment.
Also, this is the military. You're supposed to try to act like a professional. - soggydave2113, on 07/05/2009, -0/+31I don't know how the Australian Navy is, but the U.S. Navy considers that sexual harassment at its highest level.
Sex with a CO is also a flagrant rule violation. - jimmymcduck, on 07/05/2009, -1/+32WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
- Rhythmix, on 07/05/2009, -1/+29Yes, in fact there's millions of them.
- jonG121, on 07/05/2009, -0/+28i came here to post the same exact thing. wait...i arrived at this page to post the same exact thing.
- EddiePotato, on 07/05/2009, -0/+24@eliot - Dry humor doesn't work well in a large public forum. There are too many slow pokes ready to say what you just said in a non-sarcastic manner for people to assume you were being sarcastic. Glad you were, though!
- etjrowe, on 07/05/2009, -0/+21The Dick Log, would have worked also.
- ApolloXLII, on 07/05/2009, -2/+22Connery- "I'll take 'Catch the Semen' for 800."
Trebek- "It's not 'Catch the Semen.'"
Connery- "Is that what the mustache is for, Trebek?"
Trebek- "Tom Hanks, would you just pick a category?... and he has his hand caught in a pickle jar."
Hanks- "Uh. It's on my hand."
Trebek- "Where did you get that pickle jar?"
Hanks- "Uh, I, I wanted a pickle."
ok im done quoting. here you go http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/saturday-night-liv ... - chrisdjohnson, on 07/05/2009, -17/+36I'm sorry, but I don't see what they did wrong? Guys bet each other all the time that they can sleep with so and so. The women are just mad because it made them feel cheap. "What? I was only worth $10 in the Ledger? Those bastards! I'm telling!"
- AndrewDB, on 07/04/2009, -7/+24I hope this makes the front page for the pun on the title alone.
I just hope it wasn't stolen off of Fark. - fishbeef33, on 07/05/2009, -0/+16Well played.
- reelskamachine, on 07/05/2009, -1/+14pretty sure it was.
- Tophillious, on 07/05/2009, -0/+13I couldn't help but hear their voices in my head whenever I read that
- mrwright613, on 07/05/2009, -0/+12wow way to take all the fun away from the rest of us.
but seriously, bravo. - passedoutghost, on 07/05/2009, -2/+13In related news, the messy discharge required a cleanup on the poopdeck. More on this at 5...
- jave8u, on 07/05/2009, -1/+12Ahh what the hell, let's digg him up! :P
- Grova, on 07/05/2009, -8/+18Guaranteed front page with that title.
- JoeJim, on 07/06/2009, -0/+10I came up with 1, also. Do I need to show my work?
- Jbruster, on 07/05/2009, -2/+12its spelled "buried"
- NaturalCauzes, on 07/05/2009, -0/+10I'll take catch the semen for 100 alex!
That's catch these men Mr. Connery
Is that what the Mustache is for Trebek? - dhs100, on 07/06/2009, -0/+9I laughed at what you wrote because it took me a while to realise you were being clever...obviously everyone got the joke...but you pretended to be stupid by pointing it out...which made other people annoyed...but you were messing with them. Well done...you had me going!
- KennMac, on 07/05/2009, -2/+11Hey you got it! Nice work!
- TMeck, on 07/05/2009, -1/+10you actually read the article?
- rangah, on 07/05/2009, -0/+9I will give you any amount of money to shut the ***** up.
- anaclagon, on 07/05/2009, -4/+13'The Ledger'!!!!
Well what the ***** else would they call it? -
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