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- oblique63, on 10/26/2008, -2/+68from http://www.happybirthdaywill.org/ :
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oooh... mysterious! - twiztidsinz, on 10/26/2008, -10/+58"How many Denver students did Will help GRADUATE in his 90 years?"
I bet its.... OVER 9000!! - Zappaman112, on 10/26/2008, -3/+47Oh yes, my old friend, Will the *****.
- Narcism, on 10/26/2008, -3/+42Gabbo gabbo gabbo!
- inactive, on 10/25/2008, -2/+36Will Rogers? Will Clark? Slick Willy? The Will to Win? WTF?
- FatLoser, on 10/26/2008, -2/+28I don't know why I had you blocked ElBeh... you seem nice enough. I guess last time I was around I was pretty upset and everything, but after being in the hospital for several months I have a new outlook on life and everything. I got the 'betus a couple years back due to my caramel cravings and, well, ever since, I never really watched out for my blood sugar and such. I would sometimes become a bit sensitive or crazy sounding when I was hopped up on caramels and sometimes dark chocolates and even milk chocolates... but my most favorite candy was the caramels. But the betus finally caught up to me and doc said if I don't watch myself from here on out, I'm going to be in some deep *****. So when I was in the hospital I made a pact with my lord and saviour, jesus the carpenter, and by the power of God almighty I am now a changed man. My betus is under control and, you know what, I haven't put a loaded gun into my mouth in more than a month. And the last time I did that I was sort of just pissed off because my mom bought me junk food and CARAMELS after I told her I can't have them because of the betus, and she was like oh you don't have to eat them, and I was like ***** god damn you don't understand you damn oh ***** I'll shoot myself I said to her. And so I did that one time put the gun in my mouth but it was just kind of half assed to show her that I am in pain, and I can't have sweets and such around with my betus and the cravings. And now, well, jesus almighty I am eating subway subs every day, but unfortunately I think I am getting more weight on my tub because I eat too late at night and, well *****... I am just scatterbrained now... got to check my blood sugars. well *****.
- sockpuppets, on 10/26/2008, -1/+25Oh, THAT Will.
- FatLoser, on 10/26/2008, -3/+26Is it true that most people from Denver are massive *****?
- stukdog, on 10/26/2008, -0/+21I have a second son being born in February and I've been trying to convince my wife to name it will. I'm SO telling her about this and I'm SO telling her I did it.
- titlesaysitall, on 10/26/2008, -0/+21I dunno whether EIBeh and FatLoser are just having a friendly conversation or making this up to be balls to the wall random but I chuckled, I chuckled indeed.
- CYR1X, on 10/26/2008, -2/+22I bet people drove by and thought nothing of that sign.
- sexyjill, on 10/26/2008, -0/+17The colors of the website gave it away - Goodwill Industries. They have been around in Denver for about 90 years.
- ElBeh, on 10/26/2008, -1/+16Well, uh, I'm glad you're okay and back and stuff.
You probably had me blocked because I think I commented on that Digg submission about you awhile back (You know which one I'm talking about), and probably said something like you were making ***** up for attention. I dunno about that now, but that's not very important. - Dynamoo, on 10/26/2008, -1/+15Although the Domain is a private registration, it was actually registered by:
Registered by:
Registrant Organization:JohnstonWells Public Relations
Registrant Street1:1512 Larimer St.
Registrant Street2:Suite 700
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Denver
Registrant State/Province:Colorado
Registrant Postal Code:80202
Registrant Country:US
Google their website for "90 years" and you get http://www.johnstonwells.com/index2.php?option=com ...
So "Will" is "Goodwill Industries of Denver" who have a website here: http://www.goodwilldenver.org/ - looks like a pretty worthy outfit.
Mystery solved. - ECas123, on 10/26/2008, -0/+12WILL do :P
- Killeroid, on 10/26/2008, -2/+14it?
- 2Deluxe, on 10/26/2008, -0/+11Must be some guy...
some guy named Gabbo. - Onyxblaze, on 10/26/2008, -0/+10From goodwill of denver site: "History of Goodwill Denver
For almost 90 years, Goodwill Industries of Denver has utilized its vocational expertise to make a difference in the lives of the individuals we serve.
As one of the metro area's largest -- and most forward thinking - nonprofit human services agencies, Goodwill is nationally recognized as a leader in providing programs that help people increase their self-sufficiency. Our programs serve at-risk youth, individuals moving from welfare to work, and disabled individuals.
Through job readiness training, career development, and programs that help students stay in school and graduate - Goodwill helps strengthen families, and ultimately our community." - CATSCEO2, on 10/26/2008, -1/+11Dugg up due to http://www.happybirthdaywill.org/ getting error 500
- Drull, on 10/26/2008, -0/+9Diggdrama
- bullox, on 10/26/2008, -2/+11You are just so far ahead of the curve, algaeturd.
- ElBeh, on 10/26/2008, -2/+10Holy ***** FatLoser I haven't seen you in ages.
How's your eating issue going on? - doiveo, on 10/26/2008, -13/+20Will is turning 90 this November. And in those 90 years, Will has helped Denver students, workers, families and the community. There will be a surprise party revealing Will’s identity on Nov. 12 at the Governor’s Mansion. Check back each week for a clue about Will. E-mail with a guess on who Will is. If you are correct, you’ll win two free tickets to Comedy Works!
- Bith8654, on 10/26/2008, -1/+7I guess that means it works.
- childoftheatom, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6He'll tell us what to do!
- ebcreasoner, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6No. Will would never do that, he only smokes weed.
- lupka, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6i have no idea where that came from but it made me laugh.
- alittleroy101, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6alrighty then.
- inactive, on 10/26/2008, -6/+12"five monkeys having butt sex with a fishsquirrel"
- tnoy, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6Billy Graham
- Miamisun, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6We all know Shatner is in his 30's! Look at his full head of hair. Ridiculous guess.
- ArthurSucks, on 10/26/2008, -0/+6No it's not you ***** idiot.
- drakenlot, on 10/26/2008, -1/+6If you can guess how many students Will helped graduate, you can win an iPod Tuch or Wii.
- stuffradio, on 10/26/2008, -1/+6Will Smith?
- damndj, on 10/26/2008, -0/+5Actually you may be right. I've seen a few of them and just thought "oh". I didn't really think about it until just now, after reading this digg.
- Jeffler, on 10/26/2008, -0/+5Dugg for a site that is spending tons of money on marketing using a wordpress theme from a site that you pay $20/yr to download all of them.
- Upon66, on 10/26/2008, -2/+7The Cake is a LIE
http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr156/happybirt ... - rodted2, on 10/26/2008, -0/+5I LOL'd
- rodted2, on 10/26/2008, -1/+6or Will you?
- twiztidsinz, on 10/26/2008, -1/+6"it"... you know... /IT/...
- Onyxblaze, on 10/26/2008, -0/+4I thought so too, but then on the side it says if you post a youtube video of your favorite dance moves, then they will show a video of will doing the coolest ones... I suspect that means it refers to an actual person, but maybe they have something up their sleeve for that...
- solvable, on 10/26/2008, -0/+4After reading a good majority of the comments I've come to the conclusion that Digg is about 65% into it's metamorphoses of becoming 4chan.
- GeorgeStone2, on 10/26/2008, -0/+4WTF did i just witness? More ascii pedobear already.
- tylermenezes, on 10/26/2008, -0/+4I don't know who he is, but that's a pretty awesome hat.
- TwistyNoseMcgee, on 10/26/2008, -0/+4Well i opened the link and this is what it says.
WHO IS WILL?
Will is turning 90 this November. And in those 90 years, Will has helped Denver students, workers, families and the community. There will be a surprise party revealing Will’s identity on Nov. 12 at the Governor’s Mansion. Check back each week for a clue about Will. E-mail with a guess on who Will is. If you are correct, you’ll win two free tickets to Comedy Works!
If you're to lazy to scroll up
http://www.happybirthdaywill.org/ - passedoutghost, on 10/26/2008, -0/+4rock you!
- Satanael, on 10/26/2008, -4/+8It's obviously not a person, but probably a piece of legislature or some important court decision (i.e. Roe v. Wade).
- 2Deluxe, on 10/26/2008, -1/+5HURR HURR
- rodted2, on 10/26/2008, -1/+5Will Will enplane Will's intent? or will the will of the people not be willingly accepted as a will i mean well meaning curiosity? I mean come on the will of the people is to simply know what will Will do?
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