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- kevlarbaboon, on 03/30/2008, -8/+829He pitied that fool so much it brought him out of a coma.
- cdbeshore, on 03/30/2008, -3/+693Wake up, fool!
- LordoftheFly, on 03/30/2008, -20/+479Mr. T is the new Chuck Norris.
- MeatyDoughnut, on 03/30/2008, -3/+459"What you doin in a coma? You ain't hurt! If I catch you acting like a vegetable again you gonna meet my friend PAIN!!"
- PHiZ187, on 03/30/2008, -2/+425You know, this qualifies Mr. T for sainthood. One of the requirements is that you perform a verifiable miracle.
- inactive, on 03/30/2008, -8/+343Mr T fact - His tears can cure cancer......and comas.
- DontThinkSo, on 03/30/2008, -2/+282Chuck Norris can only destroy, but Mr. T... he creates.
- Soulbow2, on 03/30/2008, -8/+264Even God listens to Mr. T.
- rey1867, on 03/30/2008, -1/+228As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.
- Mr. T - Beanstudd2, on 03/30/2008, -2/+159bury me for advertising snickers, but this is one of the most awesome things I've seen
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI&feature=rel ... - PATSCRU, on 03/30/2008, -2/+154Chuck Norris couldn't hold a candle to Mr. T.
- nightfright, on 03/30/2008, -0/+144Clearly the kid only twitched in fear every time he heard Mr. T's name
- SquigglyP, on 03/30/2008, -3/+139the patron saint of fools?
- Dokument, on 03/30/2008, -4/+113I Pity the coma!
- awesometastic1, on 03/30/2008, -0/+109even coma's are afraid of Mr. T... Chuck Norris 0, Mr. T 1
- whyufail, on 03/30/2008, -1/+103"Wake up fool! We aint got no time for this jibba jabbah!"
- elliotys, on 03/30/2008, -0/+96Your turn Mr. Norris.
- cowcowmoomoo1, on 03/30/2008, -0/+88Saint T? I like the sound of it!
- uncommonwords, on 03/30/2008, -0/+87I treat my mother right.
Because I am scared of Mr. T - bebop717, on 03/30/2008, -13/+98Shortly after Chuck Norris put the kid back into a 2nd coma.
- disparue, on 03/30/2008, -2/+84and lo' he said unto them "i pity the foo!";
and all men of holy nature did rise up;
and looked down upon the foo with great pity;
and then Mr. T did retire to the temple to pray - inactive, on 03/30/2008, -3/+82"In 1995, he was diagnosed with T-cell lymphoma. " (from wikipedia article on mr t)
What an appropriate disease for him to have - ProfessorFoo, on 03/30/2008, -0/+72Chuck Norris arm wrestled Vin Diesel. Mr. T won.
- Ytse, on 03/30/2008, -4/+71Wow, amazing story. He must've brought him out of a coma like he broke up this fight... (and then he sang a song): http://youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
- CapeKid, on 03/30/2008, -0/+64Pitying fools is a full time job.
- Sillva, on 03/30/2008, -2/+64or at the very least.. "Night Elf Mohawk"
- BlackJackJester, on 03/30/2008, -3/+55Didn't the doctors tell you? Chuck Norris put the kid into the coma after he chose the Mr. T doll over the Chuck Norris one.
- rahamm, on 03/30/2008, -5/+55Obama/Mr. T. 08
Ahhhhhh Screw it..........
Mr. T 08 (the only reason you need a VP is encase you die and to cast a tie breaking vote in the senate and the senate will never vote against what Mr. T says and death? He laughs at it) - Foliot, on 03/30/2008, -0/+46It's a shame he never cries.
- elTito, on 03/30/2008, -0/+43I think you mean beatification. Mr. T is beautiful enough already, foo!.
- t0ny, on 03/30/2008, -0/+43Then destroys.
- MyDiggIsBig, on 03/30/2008, -1/+41too bad it took them 20 years to get him over there.
- Bologner, on 03/30/2008, -2/+41I really thought this was from the Onion.
Boy was I surprised. - mikaelhkansson, on 03/30/2008, -2/+40Is April fools starting early this year?
- cyborg, on 03/30/2008, -3/+40The kid was faking the coma till Mr. T came, that's what I would've done.
- OrangeSoda31, on 03/30/2008, -0/+36Except for when doctors ask nicely
- Velnich, on 03/30/2008, -4/+40I think the bigger miracle would be his acting career picking up again.
- Akaji, on 03/30/2008, -0/+34Whoosh.
- OrangeSoda31, on 03/30/2008, -3/+36I think that kid likes Mr. T a little bit too much.
- spanglegluppet, on 03/30/2008, -1/+29Well that's 1 person he's brought out of a coma, compared to the 3,219 he's put into comas.
- feebie, on 03/30/2008, -0/+27I can't believe how retardly awesome this story is.
- ragnarok2040, on 03/30/2008, -0/+26It wasn't a rickroll, but I think I was just T-bagged.
- NightVortez, on 03/30/2008, -1/+27I pity the God that doesn't.
- xerigen, on 03/30/2008, -3/+27You win.
- inactive, on 03/30/2008, -1/+24It's a Miracle! I haven't been rickroll'd for 20 hours straight!
- A11YND, on 03/30/2008, -1/+22IN YOUR FACE NORRIS!
- ozid, on 03/30/2008, -0/+19weird because i've been constantly rickroll'd for 20 hours straight.
- cerealjynx, on 03/30/2008, -0/+19God, I'd watch anything with that guy. Even like, a snickers commercial or a fasion show. A fasion show from the 80's.
- mrhedges, on 03/30/2008, -0/+19Night elf mohawks have that ability.
- Foliot, on 03/30/2008, -6/+24Hold down a job?
Oh ***** I am so sorry I actually did not mean that... Oooooooooo wow... That was a joke. -
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