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- Azimuth1, on 10/11/2007, -22/+623Do not stand on the corner of a raft covered in white sausages while being attacked by triangles from below.
- bfaulk04, on 10/11/2007, -13/+255It's a sign prohibiting ambiguous meanings in other signs.
- mikes1, on 10/11/2007, -9/+235Correction to title: Most useless picture of a sign ever!
The picture has no context, probably taken that way or trimmed deliberately. I suspect that a wider shot would make it clear what the sign is about. - J3yrad, on 10/11/2007, -7/+222I beleive it is "Do not walk on cheese grater while in use."
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -8/+218"Do not surf on a giant PopTart. If you do the little strawberry sprinkles will fall off and it will be less delicious."
- akatherder, on 10/11/2007, -2/+160Just to be safe, I wouldn't do anything in the vicinity of that sign.
- megashaun, on 10/11/2007, -11/+167Might be "Don't walk on the ice" if it's near a body of water.
- DaBrainiac, on 10/11/2007, -9/+128Clearly it is prohibiting one footed men from entering into portals to another dimension.
- arcooke, on 10/11/2007, -12/+127My best guess, is the sign is posted somewhere near a clay roof or awning of some sort. Just saying, "don't walk on it, shingles may break".
One of these: http://www.multi-line.com.ph/images/the_old_castillan.jpg
@flippinjeremy
That was flippin stupid. Way to waste a first post. - Netmindstorm, on 10/11/2007, -7/+112Magic carpet rides over Stonehenge Forbidden
- Phyltre, on 10/11/2007, -11/+78Now you're thinking with Portals.
- SlvrEagle23, on 10/11/2007, -2/+67As seen by the comments above and below this...the sign REALLY means:
"Warning: Do not speculate as to the meaning of this sign. Severe risk of burial." - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -12/+77This is obvious: "Under no circumstances may you climb a broken metal roof. If you do, shrapnel will fall."
- Akram, on 10/11/2007, -5/+70CAUTION: This paving stone is a trap, below lies spikes.....(prince of persia)
- ButterBuddha, on 10/11/2007, -12/+63its in Florida, it means No Democratic Voting Allowed, ballots will be shreaded
- McShifty, on 10/11/2007, -8/+58No ejaculating on giant bacon slabs.
- IMustBeEmo, on 10/11/2007, -7/+47They crossed through his pelvis. He must be naked.
And I swear if this gets on mind of menstealia, I am going to kill something. - jbham184, on 10/11/2007, -9/+42im pretty sure it means not to walk near the top of a waterfall ledge
- Fr4nk2012, on 10/11/2007, -4/+36Im pretty sure it has something to do with a 9-11 conspiracy.
They will talk about it on the View tomorrow - NSMike, on 10/11/2007, -5/+31Good god, just stop. It was funny for about fifteen minutes after the story first appeared on digg. And that's being generous.
- CatalystDM, on 10/11/2007, -7/+31"Don't do drugs."
- Teku, on 10/11/2007, -5/+24When opening a dimensional portal be sure to keep yours arms and legs tucked in.
- fantasyVII, on 10/11/2007, -3/+21NO FIDDLING ON THE ROOF
- Lux7, on 10/11/2007, -3/+20Don't turn invisible while standing on Mohinder's rug, Sylar will throw shards of glass at you using telekinesis.
- unloud, on 10/11/2007, -5/+22In all honesty, I think it means "Do not walk on the beach barefoot. sharp objects in sand."
- mattxb, on 10/11/2007, -3/+18I'm guessing don't walk on thin ice, maybe its next to a lake
either that or its illegal for shrunken people to grade cheese - dukrous, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means "up yours kid."
- katbytes, on 10/11/2007, -5/+17Funny Ambiguous Signs: In Case Of A Terrorist Attack... http://www.safenow.org/
- thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -4/+14Looks like it means to not walk across a bridge that has fallen into disrepair.
- hgomez, on 10/11/2007, -8/+18"I asked a cop once. It means 'up yours kid.'"
- jmonty1000, on 10/11/2007, -5/+14Oh dear God it's self-referencing.
- Fizzle, on 10/11/2007, -4/+12clearly you put way too much effort into a flop of a joke
- Nin10dude, on 10/11/2007, -5/+13Do not attempt to interpret this sign.
- gute123, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10If that isn't faked I'll eat my hat
- DeFex, on 10/11/2007, -5/+11Do not stand on an air mattress next to a giant potato when there are pointy things on the ground
- ElbridgeGerry, on 10/11/2007, -5/+11Don't turn invisible while standing on Mohinder's rug, Sylar will throw shards of glass at you using telekinesis.
- hayes321, on 10/11/2007, -3/+9It really means don't surf because of the under water rocks, if anyone cares.
- evil-doer, on 10/11/2007, -6/+11im sure the context of where the sign is would make it clear. the person is hiding this information to make it seem very out of place and odd. but in the right place it probably makes sense.
- VitriolAndAngst, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Yes -- means an unsafe bridge. Obviously, the civil servants making signs are more industrious than those that are making bridges -- perhaps they are better funded. Or, such a sign might be better if it were just covering that breaking bridge.
>> OK, now that that's out of the way;
The sign means; "Don't tread on me."
"Sign maker's ahead, running out of ideas."
"Please wait and think about the absurdity of life."
"There are some signs you are not meant to understand."
"This message is not for you, move along."
"I don't know yet -- but if I apply the secret decoder cheese clothe -- I will soon." - sirgolf82, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7I have never laughed while reading an ENTIRE satire page. Brilliant!
- Flashman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4It's the warning sign from the second trap in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade": 'Step only on the letters from the word "Jehovah"'
- vajra918, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5adding the 5th bury is so satisfying...
- kahlessreborn, on 10/11/2007, -4/+8I would guess don't stand on roof to clear ice piece may fall. But yeah a little context might help.
- jeepay, on 10/11/2007, -6/+10Do not install another stupid sign...it's already done!
- imacashew, on 10/11/2007, -5/+9ok, seriously, why is this suggestion getting dug down. Considering the illustration quality and lack of context it is just as reasonable as "My best guess, is the sign is posted somewhere near a clay roof or awning of some sort. Just saying, "don't walk on it, shingles may break". which has 26 diggs.
YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF DOODY-HEADS!!!! - ragmaster, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Never seen so many people buried
- SubFuze, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4This one's more useless:
http://lushlush.livejournal.com/190093.html
"This is one of the most bizarre signs I have ever encountered. The sign is comical in itself: stick figure rides up the escalator and bumps his head on a hanging sign, the impact causing VIOLENT RED RAYS OF PAIN. Beware! All is well and good until, armed with a newfound caution, you look around for the offending object and realize that IT'S A SIGN ABOUT THE SIGN ITSELF." - dosterm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2The sky background looks suspiciously fake to me. It's probably clear in context.
- bluegender, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Then you must have not seen this thread
http://digg.com/tech_news/Top_20_Funniest_Geek_Humor_Bits#c6843897 - idonthack, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4Can I eat it? I like hats.
Tasty, tasty hats. -
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