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- SmackMyMac, on 10/10/2007, -4/+346Should read: Escape Exit for Jason Bourne
- busch30pack, on 10/10/2007, -4/+218That sign could be much shorter if the door just had a window.
- miriclaire, on 10/10/2007, -1/+213Hmmm-do I want to die INSIDE or OUTSIDE? Tough call.
- holygram, on 10/10/2007, -2/+177woah woah woah woah......let's not get logical here.
- lukas88, on 10/10/2007, -2/+133"Try to land on fat guy"
- offwithyourtv, on 10/10/2007, -2/+131I think I'd at least open the door to see how far I'd need to jump. It might only be a few feet.
- tehbored, on 10/10/2007, -2/+88It should just say "Out of the frying pan, into the fire."
- nymphetamine, on 10/10/2007, -0/+74But at least you'd die knowing you made an impact in life.
- Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -3/+71Keep in mind - if you die inside, the last thing you will see is your workplace, where you've likely spent far too many hours slaving in. Outside, you'll at least get a nice view of the city...
- mishsquish, on 10/10/2007, -1/+53Isn't it a legal requirement to have a safe way of getting out of a building in case of emergency?
- schroeder, on 10/10/2007, -3/+49More like "Out of the fire, into the falling several stories on to the street."
- EXreaction, on 10/10/2007, -1/+39...and the horrified looks of passers by right before you go kasplat.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+32Maybe we should install ziplines on all highrise buildings.
- Eggman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+32terrible
- masterc, on 10/10/2007, -2/+30You totally killed it by explaining it...
- st3vo, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29How far is the drop?
- benjaminmktn121, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27far enough to get the job done.
- calgone, on 10/10/2007, -3/+24What's even creepier is how fast I dugg you down for spamming your diggs!
- Mike89, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20Yeah, it would've been so much easier for the poor wheelchaired people if they had stairs installed there.
- IllBeBack, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20Too bad they did not open the door and show what it looked like on the other side...
- NeoCortex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Well, a broken ankle is relatively safe compared to burning alive in the building. It's all a matter of perspective.
- nyx210, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15What do you do if you're using crutches or in a wheelchair?
- anagoge, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15Emergency exists? Is that when something in the universe ***** up for a second?
- kelchm, on 10/10/2007, -9/+21Uh, it does have a window. Are you blind?
- ianweir, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Another note - usually locked fire exits use electromagnetic locks that release as soon as a fire alarm is triggered.
- Manuelmty, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14Dugg for kasplat
- UglieJosh, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Jason Bourne >>> James Bond.
Except Mr. Connery. - darklights, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11My guess would be.... die?
- paulisnotdead, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13there are these things you see called expressions... ah ***** it I can't digg you down you're reading the hobbit
- esotericguy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13dugg down for "cheaa"
- Opiate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Glitch in the matrix
- EntropyGun, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9It's the exit for John Malkovich's mind.
- Balk2K, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Just because you have one safe way out doesn't mean that you can have some other incredibly dangerous ones too!
- angers, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9depends on the country?
- klick37, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Silly man, you need not die at all! Do a barrel roll.
- dezmo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7no dude it's a 5 story drop onto a massive, busy highway.
- InfinitySnatch, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Why wouldn't you just get canned human food?
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8"Reminder: We're at the tenth floor"
- Ghostgum, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Are you kidding? Have you seen the price of canned human lately?
- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Well, Dilbert told us the afterlife is a cubicle anyway so you might as well see something other than your cubicle in your last moments of life.
- Balk2K, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Yeah, but this is hardly breaking news, is it.
- xister, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4What's wrong with kasplat? I want to die that way just so they'll put it on my tombstone.
"He went kasplat." - stupidgenius, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7logged into digg to digg that comment. bravo
- JeremyBanks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3For those of you, like me, who didn't know what he was talking about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire
- xister, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Haven't really gotten the hang of the new comment system yet, huh?
/reply - pjsk8, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Me.
- xister, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3If my what is in America?
- hay112, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2i be the music biz's number one supplier
- shortcircuit13, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2In summer, it'd literally be out of the fire, into the frying pan.
- thechr0nic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2so long as I get to wear my parachute, can I select the airplane exit?
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