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thebachelorguy.com — The Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon Comes to San Francisco... And to think, all this time you could have been helping charity!

Who dugg this? Made popular May 3, 2007

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  • JCSaint, on 10/12/2007, -3/+306Once again proves Digg needs a "beat off" section under the "offbeat" section.
  • Virak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+135Every month is national masturbation month.
  • senorcool, on 10/12/2007, -2/+112Dugg for teaching me that it is now National Masturbation Month.
  • starlite44, on 10/12/2007, -4/+111Been training for this event since last year... It's been a "workout". Bet I'll raise the most money or get some sort of award. I'm in it to win it!
  • KuntaKinte, on 10/12/2007, -3/+93dear god! think of the kittens! oh the humanity!
  • rthakidn, on 10/12/2007, -3/+79Just so long as you don't BEAT the competition!!
  • rsantosis, on 10/12/2007, -5/+80My 2 cents
    spanking the monkey
    beating the bishop
    flog the dolphin
    holding your sausage hostage
    the five finger knuckle shuffle
    tug-o-war with the cyclops
    a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
    slap boxing the one-eyed champ
    squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
    burping the worm
    onesome
    having a close encounter of the fist kind
  • Wonkanobi, on 10/12/2007, -3/+65Count me out. I'll be damned if anyone other than me benefits from my masturbation!
  • Boshow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+60I can't believe that the record for guys is only 6. I 'beat' that back in highschool, and on a school night.
  • najdorf, on 10/12/2007, -1/+57Finally something in which digg users are specialists.
  • profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -3/+59@socalrob: "Screw Hands Across America"

    Indeed, there will me much screwing of hands, across America.
  • finista, on 10/12/2007, -2/+55Brilliant!

    I'd clap but I can't...
  • rsantosis, on 10/12/2007, -3/+54I accept your challenge I ain't going out like last year. I have a virtual cornucopia of secret weapons. Horny goat weed, Yohimbe, and I finally got my trans dermal Viagra patches from Mexico. I'm gunna own the "Greatest Ejaculation Distance" contest. I have been soaking my balls in hot oil several times a day its an Asian technique know as Shin Shi Shin Shi. I going to be shooting wax darts baby. IT"S ON
  • rsantosis, on 10/12/2007, -3/+476 - that's only cause I didn't enter that event last year. I just beat 6 while I was typing this
  • finista, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44Please, someone invite this guy:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-4XS3XtZQ
  • rsantosis, on 10/12/2007, -3/+43Maxoderm... Ninja Please
    I do 101 ***** Push-ups a day. The first 100 is to get him in shape and the last one is to show him who's boss.
  • badogg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38Maybe we have been wrong this whole time about the kittens. Maybe this is what is happening to the bees!! :)

  • kbauer, on 10/12/2007, -6/+42I hear Comcast is going to air it on the Disney Channel ;)
  • kenvsryu, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39Ladies?
  • Neumahn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32We've got something on our hands.
  • drdank, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31Kinda gives a new dimension to "skeet shooting".
  • TheSeraph, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Hell yeah. I'm down for God killing some kittens.
  • finista, on 10/12/2007, -5/+31Pics or it won't happen.
  • johnlandes, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28@rsantosis

    Single?
    Surprised?
  • starlite44, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26Hey rsantosis, I truly admire your attempts for success. Although the "Ejaculation Distance" contest is a triumph. Nothing beats the category I personally specialize in, "Most Orgasms". You'll see me there. I'll be the one with the rosy glow and impressive trophy. Don't forget to say hello.
  • wizard1269, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27101??? you only really need to do 1.
  • Scyth3, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25@euphemizeme

    I heared when you were born, all things funny no longer were. Here's a gun, champ.
  • bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23You know which part of the article sucks the most??

    "Records: Longest Time Spent Masturbating (Male: 8.5 hours and Female: 6.5 hours), and Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49)."

    For fapping out loud, 49 to 6 and women are the ones protesting for equality.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -13/+34And to help you lend a hand..
    http://celebritytrade.com/photo.aspx?cid=181&f=Barros_in_Photo4_328lo.jpg
    http://celebritytrade.com/photo.aspx?cid=190&f=evamendes2.jpg
    http://celebritytrade.com/photo.aspx?cid=503&f=scarlett_johannsoncleavage_red_03.jpg
  • ArmyOfFun, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Finally! I won't get so much flack for referring to myself as the Mother Teresa of masturbation.
  • WaynePhilips, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Even the losers win, many times.
  • evilesttoast, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Why?
  • doctechnical, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Bah. What we need here is a new line of euphamisms for masturbation. I'll lead the charge with "Firing the Surgeon General".

    Ok, I'm dating myself with that, think back to beginning of the Clinton era...
  • nickbender, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19i always have been good at 'keeping down the census'
  • profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -7/+22In other news, San Francisco is reporting an apparent epidemic of dead kittens found across the city.
  • rsantosis, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19Oh I won't forget, and you'll never forget the stinging feeling of defeat.

    P.S. That stinging feeling, It's not really defeat
    IT"S MY WAX DART ATTACK
  • vitaminKsGood4u, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17look guys, this isn't just some easy event. ive heard the competition is very hard and knows how to handle themselves
  • tdskate, on 10/12/2007, -5/+18***** that. I'm master of my domain.
  • oddmanout, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15taming the purple headed yogurt slinger?
  • LooterMcBeer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Why would you do it for charity when probably right down the street OR in the same building you can make like $40 for it?
  • profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14*****, missed the edit time: that's supposed to say "be", not "me"!! Gah, worst spelling mistake ever...
  • norm78, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Yup the site has shot it's wad.
  • jcaino, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16yea, that's a headline you just can't beat...
  • CaptFreedom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Slamming the ham
    Polishing the porpoise
    Waxing the mahogany
    Choking little Jimmy

  • KibibyteBrain, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Darn it! I finally got a girlfriend!
  • weedian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+121 Handed Digg for this story!
  • moofer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I've always been fond of "Hand-sanding the love lumber"
  • MattB123, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12And:
    Punching the Munchkin

    For the ladies I only know a couple of terms:.
    Tossing the one bean salad
    Twirling the button
  • unusualbob, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13how did you miss 'chokin the chicken'?
  • Neumahn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Damn, Dugg Mirror did not catch it and now I am left... hanging...
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