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- 4degrees, on 10/11/2007, -2/+65how about a "splashless toilet"?
or a cure for "sweaty ball syndrome"
or a "laser razor"
and a little pedal at the base of toilet that lifts the seat while standing on it, and lets it back down when not..
- chogie, on 10/11/2007, -1/+55So when she comes in put on some porn. If she leaves, good, if she stays, great.
- NewPatriot, on 10/11/2007, -0/+52where's my holodeck
- nottidredd, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40or hover boards for that matter
- MaynardJK, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32I would gladly pay for an F-chip. My female roommate drives me nuts with the crap she is always forcing the rest of us to watch.
- numarc, on 10/11/2007, -1/+254degrees u better go and patent that toilet seat idea that was pure brilliance.
- VIrus9, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23In the immortal words of Avery Brooks, "I want my flying car!"
- 69sofine, on 10/11/2007, -2/+24FTA: "Fact A: men like to service the old dumwaiter while sitting on the toilet."
Some guys must really like taking dumps more than others. - Jon24, on 10/11/2007, -3/+23or Instant Powdered Beer that taste like the real thing.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20ipods? cmon, you guys are seriusly straying off the topic of pornographic toliet paper and spray on beards.
- tekz0r, on 10/11/2007, -5/+23@jcm267, mast3rdigg3r
That would be an "innovation" --- not an invention. You could say that they "invented" the iPod, but they didn't invent portable mp3 players, they'd been around already. I'd hate to say this because I usually don't agree with him, but jcm is partially right. Apple slapped on bells and whistles to the concept of an MP3 player and marketed it extremely well. If it were the idea for a book (such as say.. the DaVinci Code, which Dan Brown caught a lot of flack for for re-using older ideas) then Apple would have been seen as perpetrators of the downfall of our patent/copyright system ;). - Jwoey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+184deg,
You're a ***** genius.
Your ideas seemed to be 'on-the-fly' and they were way better than the ones in the article (not that the article was bad)
Ohh, how great life would be. - onesidedsquare, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18tossing my vote in for the F-chip
- cogitocogito, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18Be careful what you wish for, unless you're willing to run into holo-tubgirl and holo-goatse.
- TheOther1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15You want sperm in pill form?! Tired of working for it?
- Ndiggnation, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16No doubt. How the hell do you even do that while on the throne? I mean, eh, mechanically?
- holyskeleton, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15the only thing I liked was the F-chip.
- Caleb83, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14"The ipod accomplished what no other device could do and did it in an innovative way."
Doesn't that right there support the idea that the ipod is an innovation?
"Stylistic. Easy to use. Better than competitors. A new invention."
Wouldn't a new invention have no competitors? You're giving the reasons why it's an innovation. - Mast3rDigg3r, on 10/11/2007, -8/+20ah yes, they created the iPod.. but didn't invent it, right?
- 4DFX, on 10/11/2007, -3/+151) Edible Beer Bottles
2) Porn Toilet Paper
3) Inter-Office Exercise Equipment
4) Insta beard
5) Drunk Copters
6) Spray-on Socks and Underwear
7) The F-Chip
8) Kitchen Swords
9) Cold Distillery Backpack
10) Laser Guided Condoms - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+12Or an S-chip that blocks the 200 spanish stations on my cable.
- diabolicdiablo, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9I came up with a variation of the Drunk Copter a while ago; it was called the Midget in the Trunk or portable DD for short.
- muleking, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7If you thought that was was a hoot and lol'd all over the place... die in a fire, that list was ***** awful.
- 28dayslater, on 10/11/2007, -7/+14This list is horribly flawed, there shouldn't even be a list. There is really only one invention that we demand: realistic, sex slave cyborgs.
- dfltr, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9dugg purely for Kitchen Swords, because that's pretty much totally awesome.
- master_of_fm, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8I liked this better when it was called "Manovations" on The Man Show (the good one with Adam and Jimmy)
- IraqManiac, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8wow... top 10 inventions immature children demand
- heavyal, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I actually like the kitchen swords idea. Call me a pansy but I like helping the wife in the kitchen and some real cutlery would make it even more enjoyable. I don't think they're on target with the legality though, it's not illegal to own a sword, I have several as I used to fence and practice kendo and had a pretty good collection of swords both functional and of the display variety (gave it up after having kids, dont want to give the little buggers any ideas, hehe). Now, trying to wear one in public, that could be a problem, but other than that I don't see the issue.
- CodyZ, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6As long as you could configure the F-chip to play TNG or DS9 instead of old superbowls, this is Digg after all.
- Nabusman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Toilet seat lifting thing has already been patented...
http://www.google.com/patents?id=W6ckAAAAEBAJ&dq=toilet+seat - scojerroc, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4the holodeck is the last thing mankind will ever invent.
- Lucian0, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4I've wanted edible beer bottles for so long... Also the spray on socks and underwear would be most welcome.
- alexforcefive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4I actually dugg it up for having the first popup since god knows when to get past firefox's blocker
- WileEPeyote, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Do you understand what the word arcane means?
- Jagdwulfe, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Wait where is the Jessica Alba clones!?!?!?!?!
- Antibland, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2How about a hair-growth product that actually ***** **works**?
- dreambucket, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I did too, only it would be a jetpack pre-programmed with a pizza place's or your house's coordinates.
- somnambulator, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1My preferred option would be a complete range of kitchen 'Pirate' swords/cutlasses.
- Nattybumpoe, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5lame list
- lukas88, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Anyone else think this article was written by a closet homosexual? No, men don't service the "dumwaiter" (yep, definitely not a word/phrase a strait guy would use) while they are on the toilet. There are more pressing things to attend to while you are on the toilet. DOING BOTH AT ONCE IS IMPOSSIBLE, or probably is, at least, no one should ever try it. The only possibility is that this is a gay man trying to sound like your typical crude american male. But that is not crude, that is downright nasty.
- tastycheese, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3dugg for using "service the dumwaiter" (sic).
undugg for being a piss ugly site and having a pop-up that busted through my pop-up blocker. - WileEPeyote, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Why is it that every list of things for men assumes that all men are beer-drinking, mysoginist, knuckle-dragging, over-sexed super bowl watchers who can't seem to take care of themselves?
- Error601, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Judging by spam, I think all men want bigger dicks and cheap watches that look expensive.
- osneo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2 Lame. A webtechgeek would submit this.
- robbh66, on 10/11/2007, -1/+233reasons...the spamming *****
- ttamshadbolt, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1@reddoggie
"10) Laser Guided Condoms -- for the love of all that you hold dear, find it with your tongue and wet it up enough to make it tensile target!!! ;-)"
Dude, too much... - higgs, on 10/11/2007, -3/+4According to my wife we need a pill that makes our ***** taste like chocolate. I think I agree.
- ubuwalker31, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1@heavyal (#6961555)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santoku -- this comes pretty close to a "kitchen sword"
http://www.crkt.com/frststrk.html
http://www.crkt.com/hissatsu.html
http://www.coldsteel.com/bagwill.html
http://www.coldsteel.com/35atcj.html
http://www.coldsteel.com/80kt.html - ginandjuice, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0I hope someone makes an edible beer bottle now... think of climate change :)
- lukas88, on 10/11/2007, -4/+4This list sucks. After skimming this comment section, I have compiled a short list of inventions men really demand (good ideas fellas)
1. A holodeck
2. Hair growth products that actually work
3. Robot ladies
That is all. -
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