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- sockpuppets, on 11/29/2007, -9/+153So that's about $947 Canadian, correct?
- z0zin, on 11/29/2007, -1/+129Dude is obviously from the future, where 1M bills are common.
- GetShorty, on 11/29/2007, -2/+94If nothing over a $100,000 bill was ever produced, how is a phony $1,000,000 bill counterfeit? That's illogical.
- whatthefu, on 11/29/2007, -4/+91Mr Burns: See with your eyes, not with your hands!
Fidel Castro: Please! We are all amigos here!
Homer: Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!
(Mr. Burns reluctantly hands over the money)
Mr. Burns: Now give it back.
Fidel Castro: Give what back? - bruinexmo, on 11/29/2007, -1/+75See those two pen marks on the right? That means the dumb ass teller had to run a counterfeit detector pen on the bill before realizing there's no such thing as a million dollar bill.
- Spamcan, on 11/29/2007, -0/+68Look at how damaged that bill is, I guess it got passed around for a few years then someone accidentally left it in their pocket while washing a pair of jeans. That's just unrealistic, everyone knows convenience stores and fast food places wont take anything over a fifty thousand. That's why I never get more then half a million when I go to the ATM.
- DamageInc, on 11/29/2007, -3/+69Fail. The bill from the Simpsons was a trillion dollars.
- inactive, on 11/29/2007, -2/+59b.. b.. but this is what they gave me when i won the lottery!! yeah, the lottery..
- Damian91, on 11/29/2007, -5/+60Why even arrest him? Just point at the door and tell him to leave...
- Skooma714, on 11/29/2007, -1/+40Technically he wasn't committing any crime other than maybe fraud. You can't counterfeit something that doesn't exist.
- inactive, on 11/29/2007, -2/+36I think that's what he was going for.
- joegibes, on 11/29/2007, -1/+33"Only used internally" -- like if I swallow it?
- inactive, on 11/29/2007, -3/+32Where did he say million?
- sipps, on 11/29/2007, -0/+28It was worth a try
- frostmonkey, on 11/29/2007, -0/+23RTFC....you are an idiot.
- WKUHilltopper, on 11/29/2007, -0/+22This is actually a gospel track. There's information about the Scriptures on the back. This knucklehead probably took one from some street preacher and then tried to deposit it. Here's the link where you get these:
http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv? ... - inactive, on 11/29/2007, -0/+20I smell a legal defense cooking right here
- dsm88, on 11/29/2007, -3/+22But there is such a thing as the £ 1,000,000 note here in the UK, but it's only used internally:
http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/about/oth ... - a1532b, on 11/29/2007, -1/+18Million pound man? I think I saw that at a carnival once...
- DannySpace, on 11/29/2007, -3/+20Put a cork in it, Spock!
- zzz@tkz, on 11/29/2007, -10/+27Trillion, not million :(.
- richardiscool, on 11/29/2007, -3/+18Faility fail fail.
- atomofconsumpti, on 11/29/2007, -1/+15i don't see why pointing at the door is funny, am i missing something too?
- skyshock1, on 11/29/2007, -0/+14Aiken, SOUTH CAROLINA. It borders Augusta, Georgia.
Interesting to note they never use the Sheriff himself in press releases in Aiken County because his name is Mike Hunt. No *****. http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/ - jmpeagle, on 11/29/2007, -3/+17wow you are retarded, he was insulting the AMERICAN currency not the Canadian one. He is saying 1 million U.S. is only worth $947 Canadian meaning that U.S. currency is almost worthless.
- DannySpace, on 11/29/2007, -0/+13Why are these people being arrested and charged. It's just so laughable; can't they just tell them to take a hike, point, and laugh? It's not really a huge offense since a one million dollar bill isn't even real.
- derek20cali, on 11/29/2007, -0/+13Not true. Ecuador, El Salvador and East Timor all adopted the currency independently; former members of the US-administered Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands (namely Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia and the Marshall Islands) decided that, despite their independence, they wanted to keep the U.S. dollar as their official currency.
- jmpeagle, on 11/29/2007, -0/+12yes it does, it is called the Bureau of Engraving and Printing....they print every single dollar for the federal reserve notes that circulate in our wallets
- petershizzle23, on 11/29/2007, -1/+13LOL "The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said."
- ryan83189, on 11/29/2007, -0/+12damn, my scam exchanging Canadian quarters for US quarters is really never going to get off the ground now.
- Olain, on 11/29/2007, -8/+19Thats because the Federal Government doesn't print our money the last i checked.
- inactive, on 11/29/2007, -3/+14Pic http://www.favoritepart.com/Default.aspx?img=832&a ...
- Lane, on 11/29/2007, -0/+10I admire him for expanding our limits of knowledge however it is unfortunate for him that it is in stupidity.
- .Steven, on 11/29/2007, -1/+11Nice.
- chrisbasham, on 07/22/2008, -0/+10That bill was really well designed. But, man, that was stupid.
- frostmonkey, on 11/29/2007, -0/+10you would be the million dollar man! err...million pound man
- spoodigity, on 11/29/2007, -1/+11Georgia! Wait, I live there too...
- IIIKrazyKiDDIII, on 11/29/2007, -4/+14did you understand the humor at all?
- crakbot, on 11/29/2007, -0/+9She may have done that to show HIM it's not a real bill.
- AceLy, on 11/29/2007, -1/+10It rhymes.
- restlessdesign, on 11/29/2007, -0/+9I like that he tried to crumple it up and make it look old, yet it looks like all the newly minted currency...
- Erowid, on 11/29/2007, -1/+10Well, he did try to deposit it...... At the very least it's attempted counterfeiting.
- inactive, on 11/29/2007, -0/+9I think it would be worth the extra hour to tape it back together.
- Uranium118, on 11/29/2007, -4/+13or from Africa
- gnick, on 11/29/2007, -0/+9angry digger is angry
- jmpeagle, on 11/29/2007, -0/+8hyperinflation such as Zimbabwe running at 10,000+ % year...large denominations are common
- bullsfan03, on 11/29/2007, -0/+8Yup. I have a bunch of 5$ bill ones, and i will randomly crumple them up, drop em in school hallways, etc. Watch people go for them. TeeHee.
- KingGorilla, on 11/29/2007, -0/+8It's just a little torn it's still good! It's still good!
- WhereAmI, on 11/29/2007, -1/+9Probably because its still trying to pass off as US currency.
Funny point though. - jmpeagle, on 11/29/2007, -1/+9no, he implied that the joke had no merit because of recent currency values, but he is wrong because it has merit
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