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- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -17/+1110Yes he is suing, but will it STAND UP IN COURT?!?!?
Thank you. Thank you very much.... - EntropyMan, on 10/11/2007, -11/+541Now that's what I call a stiff drink...
- edesignweb, on 10/11/2007, -17/+418redbull gives you SHWING!
- MeThePeople, on 10/11/2007, -13/+387dont you guys think your being a little hard on him
- Battleloser, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2527th grade all over again....
- Sox2, on 10/11/2007, -4/+203He's called Mr Woods. Seems like it was destined to happen.
- TheUngod, on 10/11/2007, -0/+191The question is...why did he wait 2 years to sue? The first year and 11 months were all fun and games...until someone lost an eye?
- TheIconoclast31, on 10/11/2007, -7/+179He's being pushed and pulled from the medical system to the legal system, until his story finally climaxes and leaves a mess in the newspapers. What a stroke of bad luck!
- RTCA, on 10/11/2007, -24/+140This guy's suing over a permanent erection? I want that drink!
- heaintheavy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+113Sounds like the past two years have been hard for him.
- MeMongo, on 10/11/2007, -7/+107"How does he piss?"
Stand in the shower/bathtub and let it fly. Accuracy is not important. - NnyDarko, on 10/11/2007, -4/+99@ chrisbosh123
I think after 2 years of having an erection you'd have figured out a good way of hiding it. Unless you're just a completely hard-headed idiot. - dBLiSS, on 10/11/2007, -7/+97Picture or it never happened!
..on second thought, I'll take your word on it.. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+94Mr. Woods! LMAO
I can't stop laughing out loud and I'm in a quiet Tapioca/coffee shop. - ate50eggs, on 10/11/2007, -5/+91Well...his case shouldn't be 'hard' to prove.
- shaelen, on 10/11/2007, -8/+86If his middle name is "Morning," then he'd be addressed properly (and appropriately) as Christopher Morning Woods
- KingBabi, on 10/11/2007, -20/+95He better remember to not wear tight pants to the courthouse.
And who else thinks he'll have a /hard/ time finding a lawyer? - SpaceDreamer, on 10/11/2007, -2/+76that's what I call advertising.
- J3yrad, on 10/11/2007, -7/+68Maybe with your hand.
- ChrisJP, on 10/11/2007, -3/+63With a name like Mr Woods (his actual name if you RTFA) I think he's already there.
- gixxer07, on 10/11/2007, -5/+53I got to sue Carmen Electra !
- stathound, on 10/11/2007, -4/+47"Thats no way to get a-head in life..!"
- Okari, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46Now where can I acquire this "health drink"?
- gmprunner, on 10/11/2007, -11/+52And he is JUST NOW doing something? I guess he figured anything up to 18 months was normal?
- RlAA, on 10/11/2007, -5/+41Wow ever possible erection pun has been made, but I wont cry, I'll just keep a /stiff/ upper lip.
- BrandonMills, on 10/11/2007, -6/+41He should be thinking up his porn name right now.
- ubuwalker31, on 10/11/2007, -2/+36Seriously, what in the drink caused this condition?
- kungfoofairy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+34How does he know the drink triggered this condition?
- arenas46, on 10/11/2007, -1/+34My Algebra II teacher's name was Mr. Wood
His full name is Forrest Cedar Wood..... I swear this is true...
okay this really has nothing to do with anything other than the similarity between the names - cbrophy78, on 10/11/2007, -2/+34"Honey I'm not in the mood" does not apply here
- endustry, on 10/11/2007, -4/+36That's it, I'm suing Jessica Alba.
- adrianadesigner, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32He had the erection for THREE days not two years.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06062007/news/regionalnews/real_stiff_drink_regionalnews_dareh_gregorian_and_douglas_montero.htm - djsputnik, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27thank god digg doesn't have an images section!
- Dotcommer, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27if you get hard from looking at the snorg girls... you're pathetic.
- georgetds, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27..."All rise"...
Sorry, I just can not resist the cheap jokes! - Yashar, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25Reminded me of this scene from the 40 year old virgin:
http://www.jahozafat.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=40_Year_Old_Virgin"e=fourhours.txt&file=fourhours.wav - saleem, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27RTFA, he has already sought medical attention and has undergone operations for it. he is only NOW moving to legal action. Unlike the rest of the world, where the lawsuit seems to be filed before the person even visits the hospital..
- Ndiggnation, on 10/11/2007, -6/+29I dunno, I'd have a nurse massage it regularly to stave off the gangrene.
- Wacer, on 10/11/2007, -4/+25I wonder if he will have to show his evidence in court?
- Ibox, on 10/11/2007, -4/+22Go ahead, ask me how I rang the door bell...
- phantom_mullet, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18Reminds me of the SNL parody commercial for "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice"...
"If your erection lasts longer than 24 hours, call a friend and brag about it."
EDIT: Found the commercial on YouTube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mQriruGOqsY - OBKenobi, on 10/11/2007, -6/+24Yes, but you can still post links to pictures. Here is a picture of a dick:
http://www.artofmarkbryan.com/images/Dick_500.jpg - TehSwat, on 10/11/2007, -4/+20That's really hard to believe.
- KuJo6784, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17I'm pretty sure his full name was Forest Cedar Wood III. He came from a long line of Wood. You went to Shiloh High School didn't you? And if so, this is a damn small world/internet.
- JD52, on 10/11/2007, -9/+25Sorry folks.... but I would be too busy using it to sue anyone.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16"Aww honey how about just forget about the lawsuit and come to bed", says his wife each night
- ShagratOfMordor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15"If you experience priapism, an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate female attention"
- vtbarrera, on 02/03/2009, -2/+16Uh...he should be paying them for the 2 years of Viagra that drink was worth.
- noseeme, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15Somebody needs to show him goatse to get that bad body down.
- OUChevelleSS, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14He's not really suing for the constant erection, he's suing for the accompanying constant blue balls. I can't blame him.
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