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..................................., - ExoBit, on 11/01/2009, -9/+508<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences
<Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms
http://bash.org/?16977 - lead2thehead, on 11/01/2009, -1/+467I love it when fake news stories get reported as real news. http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable-to-attrac ...
- kevinsname, on 11/01/2009, -5/+463My girlfriend breaks up with me everytime I run out of Axe.
- jayrok, on 11/01/2009, -10/+403He just wants to become a slumdog £26,000-aire.
- FoilHelmet, on 11/01/2009, -10/+282So now he sues the maker of a body wash and tells then entire world he can't get a girlfriend, and that he believed an ad for body wash marketed to horny teen-agers?
Hope you like being a virgin! - lichnor, on 11/01/2009, -2/+259I currently have a lawsuit against Anheuser Busch pertaining to the lack of bikini clad women appearing whenever I open a can of Bud Light.
I'll let you know how it goes. - funkedup, on 11/01/2009, -14/+267If this was in the US then he would win the case.
- Onion575, on 11/01/2009, -3/+246Sup
- SamuraiGhost, on 11/01/2009, -11/+202I was expecting to find an onion, but there isn't any.
O_o? - RcFromTwitter, on 11/01/2009, -5/+172I'm suing Red Bull because I'm not growing any wings.
- executex, on 11/01/2009, -14/+176It is false advertising; nonetheless, honestly, who buys axe because of those commercials?
- BroderickG, on 11/01/2009, -2/+109Oh there you are. We were looking everywhere for you, silly.
- ATL, on 11/01/2009, -1/+106I have a similar lawsuit open against Kool-Aid. My walls have remain intact.
- funkedup, on 11/01/2009, -3/+107You are underestimating stupid people and the effectiveness of TV telling people what to do.
- Rudegar, on 11/01/2009, -12/+114who buy axe period?
- badtzmartin, on 11/01/2009, -5/+106how is babby formed?
- xecosine, on 11/01/2009, -2/+98It makes you smell like a date rapist.
- Cglass, on 11/01/2009, -0/+88I know ;)
I never run out of Other-Guy's-Angry-Girlfriend-Temporary-Breakup-Sex-Getting Axe. - Infenwe, on 11/01/2009, -2/+76Clearly he should've used Sex Panther cologne instead.
- TexMexRex, on 11/01/2009, -0/+69"In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I'd suggest that the company settles this issue out of court."
Yes, It's called money. Smells far better than leather. - Avaseal, on 11/01/2009, -1/+68You should see god's defense team, they're of ...biblical.. proportions
- gonzolager, on 11/01/2009, -6/+64who let dogs out?11
- hoodedrobin, on 11/01/2009, -0/+56http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faking_News
Two of the fake news reports by Faking News, "Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe" and "Men talking loud on mobile during movies have smaller penises", were mistaken as being genuine by an Indian website Indiainfo.com on 21st October 2009 and were republished on their website.[4][5] The Axe story was republished by many other websites and blogs in countries other than India, mistaking it to be a true story.[6][7][8] - infinitus64, on 11/01/2009, -1/+55like when fox was punked when they reported about beer pong spreading herpes and rush limbaugh talking about obama's college thesis.
- Mudcrutch, on 11/01/2009, -8/+61who was phone?!?!
- TVarmy, on 11/01/2009, -3/+56If it ends the commercials, this man is a hero. By being a pure virgin on a noble quest, that makes him even more of a hero in the classical sense.
HUZZAH! - maanwi, on 11/01/2009, -3/+54When product claims are blatantly ridiculous and impossible, that's puffery, not false advertising.
- theOster, on 11/01/2009, -0/+51or a 13 year old boy
- duewydo, on 11/01/2009, -0/+45then they are using it wrong. *wink wink
- BroderickG, on 11/01/2009, -2/+46sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
- MrZaiko, on 11/01/2009, -1/+44It works with prostitutes...
Giggity! - Moralogic, on 11/01/2009, -0/+39I could have sworn that the commercials even have a warning at the end that says that the results will not be the same as in the commercial.
- kevinsname, on 11/01/2009, -0/+39They call that "Sancho Axe"
- Sil369, on 11/01/2009, -3/+39be funny
- Rudegar, on 11/01/2009, -1/+35old battle axe
- den0, on 11/01/2009, -0/+30I'm not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline.
- doctordbx, on 11/01/2009, -3/+32Why on Earth are you being Dugg up? If you settle out of court, usually you get a STFU clause in the settlement, plus there is NO precedent for any ruling for the 'flood' of lawsuits.
- Linake, on 11/02/2009, -2/+30tighter
- Kerrigore, on 11/01/2009, -5/+31"Also, pheromones have been scientifically proven to attract the opposite sex."
[citation needed] - beaker37, on 11/01/2009, -1/+27We should turn this into a class action suit! Diggers unite!
- seltaeb4, on 11/01/2009, -0/+26[puts on sunglasses]
- parabola9, on 11/01/2009, -0/+26What about the smell of rich mahogany? Or sex panther?
- unorginalityftw, on 11/01/2009, -0/+26Sort of like how Red Bull now has to have a disclaimer than you won't -really- fly. Some people should just be taken out back and shot for their stupidity.
- riyadc, on 11/01/2009, -0/+26YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
- Asheis, on 11/01/2009, -0/+25you, my friend, are being wonderfully naive or subtly (and unpercievably) sarcastic.
- robwhite1979, on 11/01/2009, -2/+26Axe stinks... The only thing it's good for is getting the smoke-smell out of a rental car before returning it...
- lead2thehead, on 11/01/2009, -1/+24I'm starting a class action suit against porn sites for my carpal tunnel.
- darkstar949, on 11/01/2009, -0/+23I'm sure they will now.
- Tyrghast, on 11/01/2009, -0/+23It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good
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