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- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -8/+904Awesome, that will teach those little punk bastards.... wait why is he in trouble? Defending your property with fox piss, is well disgusting, but a rather benign way to get the point across. Heaven forbid the little monsters should get some pee on them for vandalizing and trespassing on private property.
- mac888, on 12/12/2008, -5/+673The police who ignored his requests for help should also be punished and the teens, who've now confessed, should also be punished. Obviously, there's plenty of stupidity to account for...
- jxfallout, on 12/12/2008, -5/+467Let's punish the man who defended his property! That will teach him not to react when teens are toilet-papering his house!!!
Seriously though, good for him for standing up to those little bastards (who should be trouble instead of him)! - brandanasan, on 12/13/2008, -3/+293kids deserved it.
- NixiePixel, on 12/13/2008, -5/+281I guess he got pissed off.
- bossm4n, on 12/13/2008, -13/+286And the real dilemma, how did he get the fox to pee in his squirt gun?
- MotherOfGod57, on 12/13/2008, -7/+262whoa whoa whoa, that is just to logical my friend, and the police do not work using logic.
- Nerys, on 12/13/2008, -2/+222He is my new hero for the day.
they should give him a reward. he could have shot them but instead he got creative and came up with a nasty memorable but otherwise harmless way to get there attention.
GOOD for him !! Hopefully the judge will have enough grey matter cells left to also congratulate him and throw out all charges. - houndeyex, on 12/13/2008, -1/+164There's clearly plenty of toilet paper to go around. Piss shouldn't be a big deal.
- jxfallout, on 12/12/2008, -2/+162BTW, here's a follow-up article to this story:
http://www.wctrib.com/articles/index.cfm?id=44888& ...
WILLMAR — A 50-year-old rural Willmar man pleaded not guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor charges stemming from a homecoming week incident that allegedly included spraying toilet-papering teens with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.
Scott Edward Wagar faces charges of fifth-degree assault, theft and disorderly conduct in Kandiyohi County District Court for the Sept. 16 incident. He was released on his personal recognizance and ordered to have no contact with others involved in the case. His next court date is Jan. 20.
According to a complaint, Wagar reported to the county sheriff on Sept. 17 he had been in an altercation with another person near his property east of Willmar, and that he possibly had broken the person’s finger.
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He allegedly said he was fed up with his house being toilet-papered and had taken matters into his own hands. He was out along his property line the night before, between 10:30 and 11 p.m., and observed 15 to 20 people running toward his place through a soybean field. His observation was made through night vision goggles he had received from his son who served in the military. He said he told the group to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with a “supersoaker” squirt gun filled with fox urine.
While this was happening, he said, someone grabbed him from behind and they struggled with each other.
Later, a Sheriff’s Office detective received a tip from a 16-year-old teenager who was in the group of people who had walked toward Wagar’s property by following a drainage ditch and walking through the field. The teen said he was sprayed by the squirt gun and thought the liquid was human urine. The teen said he grabbed the squirt gun, and Wagar grabbed him and they struggled until another person started choking him and someone threatened to break his finger. He was able to free himself and run away.
During an interview with the detective, Wagar allegedly said he found a cell phone in the field, found out the phone number and called the father of the person who owned it. The man asked for the phone back and Wagar told him he could have it for $100. The man declined to pay the price and Wagar later turned the phone over to the detective.
The detective also interviewed the man, who said he had his son apologize to Wagar, but that the apology ended after Wagar yelled and screamed at the boy. - tomato1324, on 12/13/2008, -2/+161i think those kids had it coming, i hope he gets acquitted.
- pradaaddict, on 12/13/2008, -3/+155The kids were trespassing. they got what was coming to them
- megamod, on 12/13/2008, -0/+150i love the fact that he was even prepared with night vision goggles.
How many 50 year olds do you know of that are running around in the dark with night vision goggles and FOX urine squirt gun?
Are you sure this isn't the retired solid/old snake? - peak1700, on 12/13/2008, -5/+122Urine Trouble
- parkman47, on 12/13/2008, -10/+118this guy is mY GODDAMN ***** HERO
- javiero, on 12/13/2008, -2/+109Its only fair, return prank with a prank
- MotherOfGod57, on 12/13/2008, -1/+106yes you are
- ImmortalAzrael, on 12/13/2008, -2/+99Well at least he didn't fling crap at them.
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -1/+90Stupid kids! If I were among those kids and I was sprayed with urine while trying to toilet paper this guy's house, I sure as hell wouldn't run crying to anybody. You have to understand that what you do has consequences and if you decide to ***** with someone and you in turn get *****, dont whine about it.
- solidcube, on 12/14/2008, -0/+82Whose field were they in? Whose house was getting egged?
Sorry but I have to side with the old man here. - JeffRyemon, on 12/13/2008, -1/+82Dugg for vigilante justice
- PabloMac, on 12/13/2008, -2/+80…which, as the kids found out, is better than being pissed on.
- loki1584, on 12/13/2008, -2/+79Sounds like a proportionate use of force to protect his property.
- ClevelandBrown, on 12/13/2008, -0/+72I fully agree, those tardlings deserved every drop of pee that he sprayed onto their wreched little faces. Hopefully some of them got it in the mouth.
- ShittyPunGuy, on 12/13/2008, -0/+69From fox penises..
- Typhoon2009, on 12/13/2008, -1/+68This guy sounds awesome. And knowing how free some states are in regards to how you can respond to trespassers (e.g. Texas), they're lucky they only got sprayed with urine and not hot lead.
- NegativeDigg, on 12/13/2008, -1/+64If this was texas they would all be dead for trespassing.
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -3/+62TOO
- Dundasbro, on 12/13/2008, -25/+83Sounds like nearly everyone is a jerk in this situation.
- maniacmiler, on 12/13/2008, -5/+63R. Kelly's Dad?
- spiffyfitz, on 12/13/2008, -2/+59Would probably eat away at the plastic reservoir, which is clearly the only problem with this idea.
- bruleboy, on 12/13/2008, -1/+57at least he didnt use a real gun with real bullets
- yeahhyeahyeah, on 12/13/2008, -9/+60well he sure pissed off those teens
- autex, on 12/12/2008, -3/+54funny, whats that smell? Foxy? Soak em again.
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -0/+51Yes, then I probably wouldn't be on his side of this issue. Spraying kids with pee = hilarious. Shooting kids in the face = anti-hilarious.
- MisterFifths, on 12/13/2008, -0/+50You know, they do sell night vision goggles. I doubt his son stole them from the military. I don't think the point of the statement was to imply his son got them from the military, just poor reporting.
- radu79, on 12/13/2008, -2/+47Honestly, I would have shouted: "They are coming right at us" and shot them all :)
- Nerys, on 12/13/2008, -0/+42Ahhh Can't believe it took that long for someone to think of that even I missed it!! Good one!
- VeritasAequitas, on 12/13/2008, -12/+54he bought it. It deters rodents from messing with your garden etc...
- twinklyJesus, on 12/13/2008, -0/+41Dont quote me, but my theory is, it came from ... a ... fox.
- cubicledrone, on 12/13/2008, -1/+42I missed the part of the story that detailed the vandalism, disorderly conduct and trespassing arrests. Perhaps provoking a homeowner is legal in Minnesota?
- kyoobeh, on 12/13/2008, -6/+46too bad he didn't use a REAL gun, see how those kids would have liked that...
- Denominator88, on 12/13/2008, -2/+41We are all silently thinking that...
- gannondork, on 12/13/2008, -2/+41I remember a story about a guy who shot and killed a kid that was stomping on his lawn. This man acted in a far less severe form but he is in trouble, my personal opinion is this "***** the goddamn legal system that punishes those who should not be punished and forgives those that should be."
- lis880, on 12/14/2008, -0/+39I say the old guy is blameless eight years of that *****? Im surprised he didnt do anything else.
- stephengotlost, on 12/13/2008, -1/+39Being harassed for eight years by those hoodlums on his own property give him full right to squirt them with urine.
In fact, it's not even human urine, some hunters spread that on themselves anyway. - xylo36, on 12/13/2008, -7/+44Night vision goggles from the military?!?
My unit was locked down for almost a week because of a missing pair of nvgs.... - NegativeDigg, on 12/13/2008, -0/+36You wonder why they didn't arrest the teens for trespassing, assault, and vandalism?
- Goya, on 12/14/2008, -0/+34You can milk anything with nipples...
- tgc1, on 12/14/2008, -0/+34I think the old man did well for defending himself and his property. ***** those little brats.
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