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- Lyanto, on 10/12/2007, -2/+174I wonder what would be considered a fortunate penis accident.
- NGNR, on 10/12/2007, -2/+158Is that when you trip at a nude beach and fall on a beautiful woman?
Just kidding, there are no beautiful women at a nude beach. - anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -5/+129Fortunate penis accident = Tripping and ending up inside a vagina.
- livejamie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+112You left out the part about the picture
- nlatimer, on 10/12/2007, -4/+111Unfortunate is the under-*****-statement of the year.
Just curious, has anyone ever had a fortunate penis accident? - tropican8, on 10/12/2007, -2/+89log moving mechanism... oh the irony
- ChewyBass, on 10/12/2007, -2/+81He should have saw it coming!!
- DiggityMcDigg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+76"'The spokesman maintained that the man's injuries were not serious. Which is easy for him to say."
So much comedy in one little space... - CaptainNoPants, on 10/12/2007, -6/+80lol, that pic and caption is great.
- glasnostic, on 10/12/2007, -6/+74Confucius say:
Man who get wood at saw mill end up with splintered dick. - TheThirdRider, on 10/12/2007, -4/+65@Lyanto: A friend of mine got kicked very hard in the crotch. so hard he thought his testicle may have detached. he went to the hospital and the doctors found that he had testicular cancer.
i'd say that was fortunate. - netferret, on 10/12/2007, -3/+59Maybe he was a cut above the rest
- jmp478, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54Thank god for the fluffy bunny...
- EvilGnomeAndy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+57@anagoge
That's a BIG vagina. - blork1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+52I hope his employers don't give him the chop.
- fowleryo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+48@ Lyanto
I thought of a few last night. This morning also. - anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -2/+47Another one bites the sawdust.
- fowleryo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+48he's no longer the sharpest tool in the tool box.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+42I think it's safe to say that 99.9% of accidents involving one's penis can be considered "unfortunate". What I'm wondering is what was he doing working around logging equipment with no pants on?
- moore22, on 10/12/2007, -4/+44I heard of a guy who in an unfortunate gold smelting accident...turned his member to gold. I forget his name...
- crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -0/+40dear family,
if in the event that i find myself in an unfortunate penis accident, tell the doctors that they do not resuscitate, withdraw the feeding tube, and cap me like old yeller.
XXX - mhanley, on 10/12/2007, -5/+44He probably won't be getting wood any time soon.
- garagethrash, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40he will never be the head of a major corporation
- Chickenlip, on 10/12/2007, -0/+36Talk about "cutting your losses" ...
- darzeecompany, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Pics or it.. uhhh.. nevermind.
- TheProtested, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33Not the stiffest log in the pile...
- CoSMoSYS, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29@bioskope
How the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?! - Steyr47, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28The sarcasm in the story really moves it along.
"Easy for him to say." lol - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28See? There ARE benefits to having a small pecker. Doesn't get caught up in the sawmill machinery.
- thegregas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Perhaps now is the time to re-tool?
- vsujohn2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Seriously, that seems like it would be rather difficult to do, unless you plopped your goods on the conveyor belt as a joke "Hey, check this wood out!"
- bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24puts those 'getting caught in the zipper while zipping up' thoughts in new perspective , dont it?
- krakkinem, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20"Here is a picture of a nice fluffy rabbit to take your mind off this story." Gotta love that UK humor!
- Billiam627, on 10/12/2007, -5/+24This is one of those situations that makes me believe that we should have legalized euthanasia.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19Sounds like his job will be shorter from now on.
- TheProtested, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19 'He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.
what was he doing to the log! :O - tjwebdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Ole comes home from the pickle factory one day and says, "Lena, I got fired".
Lena says, "Oh my gosh, Ole, whatever for?"
Ole says, "You're not going to believe this, but I kept having these thoughts about putting my penis in the pickle slicer. So today, I finally did it. And right when I was doing it, the boss came around the corner, saw me and fired me on the spot."
Lena says, "Holy crap Ole! Forget about being fired! How the heck is it you're OK? I mean, what happened to the pickle slicer?"
Ole says, "Oh ya. She got fired too." - Pilot85, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18dugg for the hilarious picture and caption.
- dmbfan2007, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16This dude might as well just quit on life. His story trumps all in the "depressing" category.
"Oh yeah, Mikey, tell them about the time your wanker got caught in the machine at the factory...oh, wait, sorry, that's a touchy subject for you" - crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18the next austin powers' villain is born.
Redwood - starvo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Yes, that would be Bob from the 2nd shift. He's now spokesman after an unfortunate rectum accident last year...
- reparsed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12My ex was a dispatcher for Polk County (Florida) Fire and had to TRY to dispatch this call without laughing:
"July 17, 1994 (AP)
LAKELAND -- Police and paramedics made an early-morning call to a motel
to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting.
A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday,
saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in a swimming pool.
"As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, "I
could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a
suction hole located on the northside wall of the swimming pool."
A police officer identified the man as Robert Scott Cheuvront of
Lakeland.
The pool's pump was shut off before the paramedics arrived, but the
man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen
in the small hole that serves as a part of the pool's filtration system.
Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after
about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. He was treated
at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia." - DeskFlyer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Saw mills have spokesmen?
- vsujohn2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Quit being a dick....
- DeskFlyer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Never heard of Kevin Federline, eh?
- sctechguy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14@DiggityMcDigg: "So much comedy in one little space..."
That's what SHE said. - gaiden2k5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9thankfully the bunny was in the article - it would have been hell for me
- vsujohn2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11sawcasm? yeh, i know its a stretch, but then again so were his....nevermind..
- thegregas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8@starvo
Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed him! - jeffeb3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Sounds like a James Bond didn't escape this time.
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