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- TheBadWolf, on 08/27/2008, -2/+604A professional hitman using a claw hammer? I'm reporting him to the union.
- MidnightRIder77, on 08/27/2008, -4/+511A claw hammer? Really? Was the kitchen knife not good enough for him?
Kudos to the wife for kicking this guy's ass. - modirebikar, on 08/27/2008, -15/+513there is a proverb in Persian that say: sometimes you ride a camel, but sometimes camel ride you!
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -18/+389damn, must be one manly wife.
- celerityfm, on 08/27/2008, -4/+333Here's a badass quote from the article T440 posted ( http://www.katu.com/news/local/9645777.html ):
[During testimony in court], Susan Kuhnhausen then leaned forward toward her estranged husband and coolly spoke, saying, "If I ever, ever believed that you deserved to be dead, I would of at least had the balls to kill you myself."
daaammnnnnnn!!!!!!! - inactive, on 08/27/2008, -3/+272Worst hitman ever!! Anyway, I am glad she kicked his ass... Her message is great though,
“I’m not able to answer all the calls that I’ve received in the past few days. I’m being comforted by your concern and your support. I want you to know that our lives are all at risk for random acts, but more likely random acts of love will come your way than random acts of violence.” - Dundasbro, on 08/27/2008, -1/+252Sounds more like an old Russian proverb...
- Berkana, on 08/27/2008, -32/+219There's a proverb in Spartan that say: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!
- winmywii, on 08/27/2008, -9/+177There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee, that says 'Fool me once , shame on…shame on you. Fool me. You can't get fooled again'.
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -3/+170A claw hammer...In this day in age the preferable weapon for any self-respecting hitman would most likely be a gun; one with good cash flow could spring for a silencer.
- D1ckFace, on 08/27/2008, -1/+155The husbands gonna get it next!
- Sabretou, on 08/27/2008, -5/+146Most historians place its roots in SOVIET RUSSIA.
- StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -2/+142I think by hitman they meant "guy I met in the pub that said he'd off my wife for a grand".
- swordphish, on 08/27/2008, -2/+142FTA: "A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation."
bwahahaha...Mrs. Kuhnhausen is large and in charge. - IamNOTmrT, on 08/27/2008, -1/+140I'd be asking for my money back, but who do I ask?
- 88chrisb, on 08/27/2008, -0/+135This would never have happened to Agent 47.
- sketching, on 08/27/2008, -2/+121I'm guessing that the husband tried to scimp on the hitman costs. He got what he paid for: a half-assed hitman with only a claw hammer.
- falstaff, on 08/27/2008, -1/+107What this country needs is greater claw-hammer control so these dangerous weapons don't end up in the hands of potential killers.
- ryns72, on 08/27/2008, -1/+82"Susan Kuhnhausen then leaned forward toward her estranged husband and coolly spoke, saying, "If I ever, ever believed that you deserved to be dead, I would of at least had the balls to kill you myself.""
I love this lady..... - JustinPM, on 08/27/2008, -4/+81Note to self, don't take any requests from Mr. Kuhnhausen. Second note to self, do not ***** with Mrs. Kuhnhausen.
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -1/+76She's a nice little lady!
http://media.katu.com/images/080116_susan_kuhnhaus ...
Nurses are strong. - inactive, on 08/27/2008, -15/+89Oh no he di-n't!
You go girlfriend - Berkana, on 08/27/2008, -4/+70What kind of idiot, knowing that he's a "slight" man, goes to kill a large woman with a claw hammer? This hitman wins the Darwin award. Epic fail indeed. Good for Mrs. Kuhnhausen.
- T440, on 08/27/2008, -1/+67Different site with pictures:
http://www.katu.com/news/local/9645777.html
She looks so nice too. - glasnostic, on 08/27/2008, -6/+71in Soviet Persia camel rides you
- coryroo24, on 08/27/2008, -5/+69She has man hands.
- 4rp4n3t, on 08/27/2008, -5/+65No, no - the irony kills *him*...;)
- Vitrophyric, on 08/27/2008, -5/+642006
- jj101, on 08/27/2008, -0/+59I wonder what the dudes last thoughts were as he was being strangled to death by a fat nurse in Portland! Doh!
Also good on the lady for her voice message. Letting commen sense prevail after an experience like that is a real sign of character. - Xebozone, on 08/27/2008, -3/+61Are you sure this didn't happen in Soviet Russia?
- jj101, on 08/27/2008, -0/+57Altair would be furious.
- MysticSavage, on 08/27/2008, -1/+58What kind of ***** K-Mart brand hitman brings a claw hammer? Might as well have brought a slingshot.
- zhaojon, on 08/27/2008, -5/+50In Soviet Russia, roots place historians on you!
- sx66gns, on 08/27/2008, -2/+45Correction:
"Killing this guy's ass"
Big difference , I'll take an ass whopping any day over a killing. - OnTheAir321, on 08/27/2008, -9/+51That's awesome. Motivation for women everywhere. No matter what age you are, you can most certainly kick a guy's ass... and... kill him. (Good work soldier.)
- RichGC, on 08/27/2008, -4/+45My first thought when reading that was EPIC FAIL, curse you internet for messing up my mind.
- Brettus, on 08/27/2008, -3/+44Wow - someone needs everyone to know everything.
a)Suck me.
b)Suck me. - commiecat, on 08/27/2008, -8/+49That's an awesome quote but I'd expect the AP to know that it's "would have" and not "would of".
- jamdogg, on 08/27/2008, -3/+43The female of the species is much deadlier than the male.
- chiefbandit2200, on 08/27/2008, -3/+43Agent 47 would never use a ***** claw hammer.
- shortyjacobs, on 08/27/2008, -0/+38@UnderscoreMan -
You're the moron. AP reports a quote they HEARD. What she said could have been interpreted as "would of", but most people would interpret it as "would've", or would have. Thus, AP screwed up. - zibox, on 08/27/2008, -1/+38actually the saying in Persian says: at good times you are on the saddle, but sometimes the saddle is on your back. In any case it doesn't translate to well into english
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -2/+38Her next job will be in MMA vs Kimbo Slice
- virtorio, on 08/27/2008, -1/+36Don't hire a hitman when you're on a budget.
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -1/+35In Soviet Russia, murder victim kills you.
- cawpin, on 08/27/2008, -3/+37Agreed, and I'll add something. You don't need good cash flow, you need $1. Buy a Coke. Drink said coke. Stuff bottle with socks and you have a suppressor good for a few shots, minimum. It is very simple and effective.
Edit: Not that I would know or anything. - Hinducow28, on 08/27/2008, -3/+37Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions.
- TheDreadDiggerD, on 08/27/2008, -2/+35suppressor
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -2/+35In Soviet Russia, USA is a state in Georgia.
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