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- MrMeikel, on 07/10/2009, -0/+112"Before being reminded he was under oath Barry had wanted to claim the tattoo was seven inches long." Yep...
- pitdog, on 07/10/2009, -0/+61I always tell my kids- tattoo a lizard on your penis, it can save your life one day.
- 123bucklemyshow, on 07/10/2009, -0/+52because 7 8 9.
- rockon4life45, on 07/10/2009, -0/+50FTA: "Barry offered to release his two inch lizard"
riveting journalism right there. - boardthis, on 07/10/2009, -0/+45did his dick save a bunch of money on his car insurance after he got the tat?
- Ninh, on 07/10/2009, -7/+47Considering this happened in the UK they probably will go after him for discrimination now because the tattoo is not readily readable to the blind.
- sockpuppets, on 07/10/2009, -1/+36I bet that confused your daughter.
- longlivesquare, on 07/10/2009, -0/+31And people laughed at him for getting a tattoo on his penis.
- Necronomicana, on 07/10/2009, -2/+32Finally, a legit excuse to get one.
- wolfing, on 07/10/2009, -0/+27My tattoo says 'iou', but when 'fully extended' it reads "if you can read this it means I'm very happy to see you"
- xenow, on 07/10/2009, -0/+26Too bad he didn't get it in braille.
- boardthis, on 07/10/2009, -1/+25sleep with the right girl and you'll get it in braille for free.
- papashawn, on 07/10/2009, -0/+23Never underestimate the Penis Lizard defense.
- gcnaddict, on 07/10/2009, -1/+22How do you know when he's going to die?
- mogdor, on 07/10/2009, -0/+16How do they know he didn't get it after the accusation?
- TwistyMcFister, on 07/10/2009, -3/+17I figured this was an Onion article......
- Xaevier, on 07/10/2009, -0/+13Note to self:
If ever charged with flashing get a tattoo before my court date... - facsimilesmiles, on 07/10/2009, -1/+14Any number of idiocies here, but I'll pick just one: what makes you think the tattooist was male?
- MattM0914, on 07/10/2009, -0/+12If I had a nickel for every time my penis tattoo got me out of a jam.......
- o76923, on 07/10/2009, -0/+11Doesn't that mean that a woman falsely accused a guy of flashing her on a subway train? Shouldn't she be in trouble for filing a false police report or perjury or something?
- deadpoetic333, on 07/10/2009, -0/+9Exactly what I was thinking when I was reading the article. Idk about the UK but in the US if there was any children in a considerable distance around him, he would be a registered sex offender if found guilty. Getting a tattoo to cover up a drunk misbehavior seems like a reasonable thing to do.
- smartnerd666, on 07/10/2009, -1/+9http://rorr.im/
- deviantsteve, on 07/10/2009, -1/+9If you didn't understand that joke you're a ***** moron. No need to spell it out for the retards.
- Skurt, on 07/10/2009, -1/+8http://sohnio.com/files/images/dragon_penis.jpg
Close...
/i guess - kIdFrY, on 07/10/2009, -0/+7http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/6865/090710tatt ...
- jessemoya, on 07/10/2009, -0/+7"Before being reminded he was under oath Barry had wanted to claim the tattoo was seven inches long."
http://instantrimshot.com/ - Sporky023, on 07/10/2009, -0/+7</penis jokes>
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That bitch should be in jail. Why is this not a discussion about how ***** terrible it is to falsely accuse someone of a sexual offense???
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<penis jokes> - techdever, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6you need an excuse?
- geodebug, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6* temp tattoo, if all I have to do is show the judge for a few seconds.
- omae, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6i read it like he had a tattoo of a lizards penis...
- Suricou, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6Tattooing involves making many very small perforations in the skin. If it was a recent tattoo, an examination under a good optical microscope should show the resulting indentations.
I don't know if they did this. But if they didn't, they could have, if the prosecution had insisted. - piieerrrree, on 07/10/2009, -1/+7a "legit excuse"? I would never get a tattoo or piercing on my penis, but if you want to get one that's none of anyone's business.
- boardthis, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6maybe... but does it have wheelchair access?
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+5Sounds painful but, hey, anything is better than being gang raped in prison.
- paperclipsNsoup, on 07/10/2009, -0/+5Imagine being the guy who does the tattoo. Ya know they have to pull the skin tight.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -1/+6Yep
- deepbl, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4This happens to everyone at one point or another.
- alpharaptor, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4Yep
- SteveStyle, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4Free Willy!
- Rudegar, on 07/11/2009, -0/+4what about being gang raped under water that people peed in
while being attacked by electric eels? - TheInformer, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4When it initially looks like a lizard but is actually an anaconda, you are much man.
- nepidae, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4penis lineup?
- Leezus, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3Rude is right, that does sound worse.
- PhilliesBlunt, on 07/10/2009, -2/+5I'm gonna go drain my lizard.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3The lizard can change its size whenever it wants, cool...almost.
- paperclipsNsoup, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3http://www.instantrimshot.com
- endisnighe, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3porky's
- Korberos, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3Yep
- paperclipsNsoup, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3you'd still be broke?
- SilverBack101, on 07/10/2009, -0/+2No happy ending?
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